Posts by ElleGray@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #AzRAXmO1LZlCEohgWG by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-10-21T00:46:23Z
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You just can't show a house to dictators if there's no ballroom. This is basic evil billionaire stuff. Don't even get me started on the harem. God knows where that's going.
(DIR) Post #AzRnOBNFUA4H3Hl0lc by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-10-21T21:25:21Z
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lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the childrenhttps://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/aws-crash-causes-2000-smart-beds-to-overheat-and-get-stuck-upright-3272251/
(DIR) Post #AzSBkqloeaRki8adxw by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-10-21T22:07:25Z
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Ray Bradbury has a brilliant and disturbing story about a "smart" house that keeps going and going long after the human inhabitants of a town are all dead. It's called, "There Will Come Soft Rains" and it's part of this collection.
(DIR) Post #AzT7a00ZlFXrWC1YX2 by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-10-22T11:56:04Z
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I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
(DIR) Post #AzWIEBDd58S4t0o9gW by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-10-23T23:50:45Z
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hungry elephant whispering to sleeping scientist:
(DIR) Post #AzgOY2LiPJkpbbC9qq by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-10-28T20:40:39Z
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Never seen a seal look guilty but yeah he did it
(DIR) Post #AziJLogRHOPKIBA5x2 by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2024-03-01T00:26:59Z
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when your bad mood mates with a dust bunny and somehow becomes sentient
(DIR) Post #Azogcky9o1IVadFuKG by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2023-11-04T03:39:36Z
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Set your clocks back this weekend by telling them their accomplishments are meaningless and you've never really loved them
(DIR) Post #B05aa378wpeYi1gGKe by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-11-10T02:56:00Z
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The federal dems in power right now have the kind of clueless blindness you only find in greek myths about to end badly
(DIR) Post #B0NznjtVMB915uBHhA by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-11-18T21:12:52Z
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hey scribes, here's a christmas movie practically writing itself 🎄❤️
(DIR) Post #B0NznrzTFsfcCj2A6a by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-11-18T21:15:05Z
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So the war on Christmas is really the techbros. Who knew
(DIR) Post #B0n3BItW6inDsqAkYS by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-12-01T00:48:50Z
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just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and the tech bro is shaking a finger at me and twitching so hard he can't even plug what's happening into the machine so it can tell him how to respond
(DIR) Post #B0qnFbCRAaghBDt7xY by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-12-02T21:26:29Z
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The huck twah (or whatever) woman was ridiculous but there's a beautiful woman who broke a guy's meta glasses (he was filming her on the subway) and he's trying to go viral shaming her. Haha. Wrong call, sir. We love her. I would buy her crypto
(DIR) Post #B0wrjWrPQsmZAuL5u4 by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-12-05T19:43:12Z
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The generation that complained for years about young children getting participation trophies just gave a grown man a soccer peace prize
(DIR) Post #B13CyHnKzax8mN4Xi4 by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-12-08T20:20:21Z
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Smart 17 yo nephew is really into electricity and magnets. I'd like to get him an adult kit to mess around with at home, with circuits and such, for Christmas. Any good brands and kits you can recommend? Ty 🤗
(DIR) Post #B1DxdpvhWVFnzYKmuG by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-12-13T20:48:12Z
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Doing some positive affirmations on myself
(DIR) Post #B1GGC0Twz0SU3YiX2W by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-12-15T04:19:54Z
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the one where Santa realizes a glowing red nose would be completely useless in fog so he goes with the other heavily-bullied reindeer, Sonar
(DIR) Post #B1I9a8yijcMNzhalN2 by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-12-16T01:54:42Z
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The Grinch was right about humans, I'm afraid. Everyone is 12 and we don't deserve good things
(DIR) Post #B1Manei7XbKPZMKo6a by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-12-18T04:49:40Z
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People are unhappy that the Oscars are going to be streamed on youtube in 2029 but I'm more concerned there won't be any movies at all by then
(DIR) Post #B1NtP2PgN2tg84e3f6 by ElleGray@mstdn.social
2025-12-18T18:41:04Z
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Australian Christmas tree(photo by Layn Simpson of Gympie)