Posts by Elf@nicecrew.digital
(DIR) Post #Awdf4G1L1VfKF4tWYS by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-07-29T21:57:06.730485Z
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That sounds sick! I've got mine set up with a panorama window that overlooks the pond. Positioned it so that the platform it's on just faintly peeks over the edge of the pond so you get to see the whole surface while sitting down. I've planted some trees, reeds, so on. It'll be a goodly long while before I can comfortably hang out on a hot day in there, though. Certainly not the biggest I could have gotten, but as a hobby room I couldn't ask for better at the price. I often think about buying a little land up in the mountains and doing one up as a holiday house, tbh. I think a more permanent lumber structure is probably a better idea though sadly so tourists don't break in or w/e.
(DIR) Post #Ax79C4bVuBrW0QOGgq by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-08-13T02:47:31.620255Z
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I AM ETERNALLY SO BACK
(DIR) Post #Ax9IYUW1XGNOdwVUgK by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-08-14T04:10:25.016053Z
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Making offers that @elftummy's favorite artists can't refuse.
(DIR) Post #Ax9Ih3zpVEjH09XIMS by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-08-14T04:08:10.539109Z
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(DIR) Post #Ax9J6jG9Dy7uDUPIBM by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-08-14T04:00:05.924260Z
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Nature is healing.
(DIR) Post #Axp4RVdHkH79MTzs5A by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T07:53:39.330292Z
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If you fall for this, you are exactly the kind of societal rat that is successfully being leveraged to destroy anything good by the parasite colonists upon the developed world. This is a carefully engineered lie designed to create intergenerational divides and de-legitimize the crisis facing young people so that foreigners can racially replace them as tools of a system that desperately needs huge divides between its cattle to avoid the inevitable societal renovations that come with a unified working class realizing how hard it's getting fucked - nationalist, protectionist and populist reforms designed to protect the bulk of society from predation by the rootless wealthy. Stop being a fucking slaughterhouse pig, eagerly going where you're told because the alternative is slightly more uncomfortable, just because you saw a number on a screen, as if it coming from fox news or having a paper behind it makes it true. All media is a lie, whether constructed or by omission, made by wealthy people who have a vested interest in your despondency and ignorance. Rupert Murdoch media empire is boomerslop even they are broadly able to brush off as retarded.Even if it were true, even if it were a 40 megaton, pure soyience, trvth nvke on the zoomcels or w/e, are you a fifth columnist? Why the fuck is you response "omg pathetic lmao" and not "oh my god, **our children** have been maimed, how can we save them from the predators that did it?" Even the most drunken, misshapen, slovenly piece of shit bogan who shares my heritage means more to me than any foreign doctor. If the same isn't true for you, reevaluate why that might be or drink leaded fuel until a stomach rupture liberates your people from you.
(DIR) Post #Axp6G259TOQER2gd1s by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T08:16:40.441563Z
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If your response to your nation's young people believing retarded things, being addicted to drugs, or carrying on any other negative behavior isn't a genuine, empathetic attempt to help them, basically hurry the fuck up and die. You'll do them, your neighbors, and your people's future a favor. Before he is anything else, a doomer is a traitor. Between enemies and traitors, you know what you'd pick.
(DIR) Post #AxqFxvpJBZmKWNF9ai by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-08-14T04:11:27.051033Z
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(DIR) Post #AxqGQuGM4wZ64Li760 by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T21:45:42.455641Z
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Total Reaction Dopamine.
(DIR) Post #AxqGgwz3jIwR8qGqmG by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T21:48:33.560793Z
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On a cloudy summers morning, with the wildflowers and gums sagging under the moisture. Everything vibrant and tinted blue.
(DIR) Post #AxqHMsrrQK3eXQtoWm by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T21:55:56.086015Z
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It rocks, doesn't it? Try adding a little thickened cream, maybe (good) vanilla extract if you can get it at your local. It's my wife's favorite summer treat.
(DIR) Post #AxqIFjs8ZQ5sZABYdU by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T22:00:19.394689Z
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It was defs totes 4 reel me, please send it post haste! If you leave it with a pint and some cheese in your local creepy woodland and write "Mr. Elf, Under the Red Gum, Sleepy Billabong, Australia." it will get to me swiftly.
(DIR) Post #AxqJ5HikTvaiJYNBia by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T22:15:04.590766Z
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Ours should be a world where none can know what the weather will be like until it has already happened. It will be more whimsical, which is reason enough to tie every weather man to railroad tracks.
(DIR) Post #AxqJkyW2HANquhJ2I4 by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T22:13:33.555692Z
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I am a very trustworthy fae and can even be trusted with people's Full Names and the location of their Cold Iron objects.
(DIR) Post #AxqJleiDOH57mdKM6a by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T21:38:43.144584Z
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How do huge thighs stack up in autism fidgettoy studies?
(DIR) Post #AxqJw8FeQ2S4IGxipE by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T22:24:41.373665Z
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Yes
(DIR) Post #AxqKN0XfBslgCaCdCS by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T22:29:11.356179Z
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(DIR) Post #AxqNlxCH41yIvhmjBI by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-03T22:35:26.590014Z
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I will use this knowledge to bring suffering to the realms of man.
(DIR) Post #Axt8oH1fObT1AXLq5I by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-05T05:00:23.860471Z
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for 250 USD you could probably buy second hand tools and supplies to make that yourself.
(DIR) Post #AxtWo9NYE17ULt3sQa by Elf@nicecrew.digital
2025-09-05T05:20:19.825526Z
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Tyrion speaks like Steve Irwin, Teclis speaks like Paul Hogan, Ariel sounds like Ann-Maree from Agro's cartoon connection, and Morathii sounds like Modigliana from The Ferals.