Posts by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
(DIR) Post #AwzzNfBVsecIzoOh8a by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-08T08:32:51Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@foxcat @dj the real commission account would not dare post this hard
(DIR) Post #Ax1kXJ3zs616HtwRfc by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-10T12:43:25Z
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@Suiseiseki bestie, "unable to decrypt" is literally a meme among both matrix AND xmpp users
(DIR) Post #Ax4CjGn3Kr3FkFQemW by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-11T17:07:58Z
14 likes, 22 repeats
Do you know who else liked encrypting their messages? 🔒I'm just saying... 😎https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine
(DIR) Post #Ax5pYEAOq7VDnG2DLc by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-12T11:04:25Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
do you want a cookie btw,
(DIR) Post #Ax5pYMWflC4XieW7Au by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-12T11:06:18Z
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you have to say yes ^-^
(DIR) Post #Ax5tw9ToJhLu1XmGie by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-12T12:33:29Z
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maybe we should pass a resolution mandating media & internet literacy classes in schools holy shit
(DIR) Post #Ax5twAmzRsHw5Jl6Fk by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-12T12:39:04Z
3 likes, 2 repeats
when i see information online, i can evaluate its quality by considering:❌ how many likes and retweets it has❌ how the information makes me feel✅ whether it's from a domain called "shitpost.trade"✅ whether it's from an account claiming to be the "after-dark account of the european commission"
(DIR) Post #Ax5ukA8m8O5OYImkxU by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-08T08:58:08Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
we are dedicated to fighting the top shortage on the fediverse with our new initiative: the #EuropeanDomMission
(DIR) Post #Ax62R3spyO7pHGjXBQ by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-12T14:27:08Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@cobratbq oh yes, this is because we are doing our best to erode the fundamental rights of the european union. hope this helps <3
(DIR) Post #Ax8RlGDMiq3SU2z2Su by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-13T17:11:07Z
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@db no ❤️
(DIR) Post #Ax8RlIFv8JHqoYC6j2 by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-13T18:21:44Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@db that's fine, we expect our employees to be on time anyway
(DIR) Post #AxCG9pzouvbzafRMe0 by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-15T10:16:12Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
yay, i love freedom of movement! im so happy that border checks aren't real ^-^RE: https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@EUCommission/115031723395384025
(DIR) Post #AxCG9xPbLTOSaeYYIi by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-15T10:19:49Z
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sorry. i meant, i'm so happy that we don't have racist immigration policies or an agency dedicated to keeping out refugees that only needed to flee in the first place because european nations keep fucking shit up abroad in order to enrich themselves. of course we have border checks aha those are normal :)
(DIR) Post #AxCwyhhLiySshMjpL6 by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-15T14:46:08Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@grillchen borders for thee, not for me
(DIR) Post #AxhIJuHS48hNaBNFw0 by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-30T13:26:56Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
chat control? isn't that when you dom a french catgirl...?
(DIR) Post #AxhW0T6uG3nbAk4DEe by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-30T16:06:22Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
(desparately trying to blend in here) if you think about it, the European Commission is kind of like a plural system with 27 headmates
(DIR) Post #AxiZ1DWuAMMq9yEhPM by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-31T04:34:44Z
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i recently learned that we have a "joint research centre" and none of those *fuckers* ever invited me to blaze it with them . what the hell, man
(DIR) Post #Axj26pmcGWnav3cDxY by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-31T09:01:18Z
1 likes, 2 repeats
With Horizon Europe, we also fund dual-use research projects in non-member states, allowing them to innovate in areas such as committing genocide in the Gaza stripCurious where your taxes are going? Learn more here 👉 https://www.statewatch.org/news/2024/march/eu-funded-drone-technology-being-used-in-war-on-gaza/RE: https://ec.social-network.europa.eu/@EUCommission/115122202369932350
(DIR) Post #AzvkfzQcGPL1E35FiK by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-11-05T09:01:33Z
3 likes, 1 repeats
"key enlargement partner" is what i call your mom
(DIR) Post #B34qo0g0S13EIASJwe by EUCommission@shitpost.trade
2025-08-07T17:33:39Z
1 likes, 2 repeats
more like European Cummission 🥵 amirite~