Posts by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
 (DIR) Post #A7Jm1mPUyYMZOZPHVI by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2021-04-15T06:22:49Z
       
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       @swiff “the admin clique of random.server has decided to defederate from Monads because Flowless keeps coming up with better jokes”
       
 (DIR) Post #A7RGaQyN1rybm5sU2i by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2021-05-20T03:31:16Z
       
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       @Food @soft
       
 (DIR) Post #A7gwDR5Md84cqyZjNI by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2021-05-27T23:21:33Z
       
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       I see the New York Times is saying the quiet part out loud.“But there are at least three concrete ways, in addition to the inherent value of truth, in which the origin matters.First, if the virus really did come from a lab, an immediate airing of the details might have led to even faster vaccine development and more effective treatments. Second, a leak that caused millions of deaths could lead to widespread change in laboratories’ safety precautions. Third, confirmation of a leak would affect the world’s view of China — and would put pressure on China to bear the burden of vaccinating the world as quickly as possible.”Yeah, it’s about our new Cold War with China, the point is to create a reason to go after them.
       
 (DIR) Post #A7gwDRcgdEjEWKALJY by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2021-05-27T23:44:15Z
       
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       Putting the burden on China to vaccinate the world? Excuse me, are you aware of which countries are exporting significant percentages of their manufactured vaccines? Cause if this was an mmorpg, China would be the one pulling every fucking role in the dungeon while the underspec USA whines about not being party leader.
       
 (DIR) Post #A7z693RfXoXclO28Lw by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2021-06-05T18:47:57Z
       
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       @shoofle @Dee wimp, just use socapex
       
 (DIR) Post #A9v2Hl8NLzYDodq1bs by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2021-08-02T15:35:29Z
       
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       @soft other reason Lucky Star is better: it never made a weeb on 4chan do excessive amounts of math to solve a 14 object superpermutation problem and advance the field of mathematics.
       
 (DIR) Post #AC1WFyikjHwGdx3fRQ by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2021-10-04T03:43:17Z
       
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       It's all fun and games in the OSHA compliant sex dungeon until I bust out the ANSI standards
       
 (DIR) Post #ADhhne14cJ54gCyQQi by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2021-11-23T17:47:42Z
       
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       @dankwraith it is 2031, Microsoft has convinced chip manufacturers to mandate a license for not using Windows. It costs $2000 a month to use Linux.
       
 (DIR) Post #ADhhnfSlEqp3AMw3E0 by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2021-11-23T19:31:18Z
       
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       @dankwraith In 2231, in an attempt to control free software among ordinary people, the Google Lobbying Team legalized no-holds-barred licensing. Microsoft, working with the GLT, updated Windows with a series of expensive subscriptions and time-limited demos. The people's frustration grew with the cost. Soon Microsoft discovered that ransoming Linux installs were their most profitable enterprise. The professional league was formed; a cabal of the most brutal low-wage script-kiddies, selected to protect shareholder interests.Now it is 2291, and [Unreal Tournament Opening Plays]
       
 (DIR) Post #AHwbEnxYfTIdEXkd7I by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-03-30T01:36:11Z
       
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       @penello @kinsey just imagine what would happen if the Great Firewall came down.Just Bidet going “Mr. Xi, tear down that firewall" and Xi looking over his shoulder at 1 billion shitposters like “are you ready kids?“
       
 (DIR) Post #AIsS8uhdqeMkeA1q0O by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-04-21T03:44:32Z
       
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       I'm not apologizing for inflicting this on you
       
 (DIR) Post #AJ36szOyeImsHwQIV6 by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-05-02T17:31:44Z
       
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       Full Metal Eevee? Fumoffu!
       
 (DIR) Post #AJrJ2NAI79vucjVBoW by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-05-26T22:19:11Z
       
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       Wife is watching Bob's Burgers and constantly going “shit I'm Linda" at least once an episode
       
 (DIR) Post #AL7uLs6FZCcnChtjIu by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-07-03T21:08:01Z
       
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       @OCRbot
       
 (DIR) Post #ALlp4u0FDbcpPNXwno by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-07-23T03:20:35Z
       
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       @Rasp happy birthday
       
 (DIR) Post #AMDqnI9GATJBUzdpGy by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-08-05T15:40:26Z
       
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       Skirts with pockets 💜
       
 (DIR) Post #AMRya0aleMaJ8A7kH2 by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-08-12T02:58:42Z
       
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       CDC says it's not COVID if you can't afford to quarantine
       
 (DIR) Post #AN4px3wY0nw5Nsm92W by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-08-30T22:15:34Z
       
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 (DIR) Post #ANXNmJX59iLtHW1MMy by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-09-13T23:33:07Z
       
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       What's the current meta on boobs?
       
 (DIR) Post #ANXNmOKrIaXsB3LAVk by DissonantEevee@glaceon.social
       2022-09-13T23:33:54Z
       
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       PvE too, not just PvP, some of us gotta tease everyone