Posts by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
(DIR) Post #9urHwdINUoQiLqpbYe by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T04:10:55Z
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What's it called when someone pretends to miss you but then ignores the fuck out of you?
(DIR) Post #9urHymtWmGAkhaEeQa by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T04:11:19Z
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Quarantine made me fat.Is there compensation or something.?
(DIR) Post #9urI2bd4bUpcvBMMBU by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T04:12:00Z
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No matter what age man you are, spontaneous erections are still an issue.
(DIR) Post #9urI92BYmUu11OYWC8 by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T04:13:10Z
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dancing around violets in dreams
(DIR) Post #9urIC9NyT2VgDmqeq8 by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T04:13:44Z
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Nobody has ever tried to attract flies with vinegar OR honey but plenty have used bull shit.
(DIR) Post #9urIDGbV7FKQtihw0G by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T04:13:55Z
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What do you call a lonely cheese? Provolone.
(DIR) Post #9urIUA58cM91apct3g by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T04:16:59Z
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Being a doctor means never having to say you’re wrong. People on the internet have got that covered.
(DIR) Post #9urIVggyrIGh1Q3R5s by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T04:17:16Z
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the only thing keeping me from making tik toks is my messy apartment so my executive dysfunction is a good thing actually
(DIR) Post #9urMxobFS45TTJ2b0i by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T05:07:10Z
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attending to my little lists in the middle of apocalypse
(DIR) Post #9urN3eMYQRQZSYwyMi by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T05:08:13Z
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you are a sum of coffee and contradictions
(DIR) Post #9urPePorezI2ydqol6 by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T05:37:16Z
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Karma takes too long.
(DIR) Post #9urPzDz4rHxGLsYBm4 by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T05:41:02Z
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Reverse cowgirl because it’s not her first rodeo.
(DIR) Post #9urrsR5OXquNfz3Zjs by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-09T10:53:33Z
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Unwavering trust is fierce.
(DIR) Post #9v6MkRtpNH0hfS9m8u by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-16T10:45:21Z
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Two minutes silence for those people who get stuck in the past and live the lives of others more than their own.
(DIR) Post #9v7hDzZzQMlIlPCbPE by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-17T02:09:34Z
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Revenge agenda is transparent and pathetic.
(DIR) Post #9v7hHCNSIZyhK9rtzs by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-05-17T02:10:09Z
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let’s not make everything a competition. we can all be good in different ways
(DIR) Post #9vwOetXHGqa30TeqG0 by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-06-10T12:22:29Z
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Rice, rice, baby. Stop. Boil a pot and listen. After it cooks it's time for dishin'. Heads or tails you flip a quarter. How'd you like some rice as your side order?Rice, rice, baby.
(DIR) Post #9wdBerzl5IxFNFkddI by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-07-01T04:15:47Z
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I will run any errand for you as long as it doesn’t include making a left hand turn.
(DIR) Post #9wdBfNir7gRpm65ajI by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-07-01T04:10:22Z
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I’m in the bathroom and I can hear my 5yo heavily breathing outside the door like some kind of horror movie.
(DIR) Post #9wdkt9Ih2MGXUn9ULg by Deimyrz@mstdn.social
2020-07-01T04:56:01Z
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All of these companies are like we are sorry about these hard times, this coronavirus is some bullshit. We are here for you. Here's your bill. Hurry up and pay it.