Posts by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
(DIR) Post #AAUoOwSzH5o4Kw5Bmy by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-19T21:49:51Z
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Don’t worry Afghan war vets: this country will get into another pointless natural resource war in no time!
(DIR) Post #AAUsswkfB9H7j0ugIS by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-19T22:40:06Z
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@GK_Dynamic_Analytics Hs. She played a prank on me and said “honey I wanna get a breast reduction.” She really had me for a second ngl.
(DIR) Post #AAaR3wvyqIeVuk9WD2 by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-22T14:56:36Z
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I feel bad for the cool military guys I know. All that fighting in Afghanistan only to lose it all to a couple of bearded bros in rusty Toyota Tundras.
(DIR) Post #AAaR6LEBUT9Xq3o98C by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-22T14:57:04Z
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#SaveAmericaGetVaxxed wait they finally made a vaccine for the federal government virus??!
(DIR) Post #AAaRUREsnBQ7Qrcndg by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-22T15:01:25Z
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Stop voting.. Republicans and Democrats are not a thing. There was never a culture war because the payment processors have already won.
(DIR) Post #AAaRjg61psq9r3kZXM by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-22T15:04:10Z
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If you absolutely have to satisfy your need for tribalism just pick a sport to watch. Trust me you’ll be happier if you just tune out.
(DIR) Post #AAaU9lRMmxmDroIV9c by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-22T15:31:17Z
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Consumerism really doesn’t buy you happiness.” Right you brought the $120 collectors edition of Abby Road because you hate yourself and the album.
(DIR) Post #AAaXwgzKQkDA6vCmie by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-22T16:13:45Z
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@slate_fistcrunch I hear the entire offensive line rapes children and kills all the grandmas.
(DIR) Post #AAaXyx47ctEOYKWacy by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-22T16:14:09Z
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Man I really wanted to go see the Stones but cripple seats are $257 each Being leg retarded sure is expensive.
(DIR) Post #AAaxWA3Mr9zJFC6Vpw by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-22T21:00:14Z
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@Randark the ADA made it this way I don’t think I have a case.
(DIR) Post #AAd8qHAVbEiEun9rWa by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-23T22:16:36Z
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I’ll believe the science when you four eyes find a replacement for condoms.
(DIR) Post #AAd9p3XUt3ysJEtQUC by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-23T22:27:34Z
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@Memzy my girl thinks an arm implant isn’t enough.
(DIR) Post #AAdApQlMdrmEI47bTU by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-23T22:38:51Z
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Coming soon: Covid-23: Air Covid
(DIR) Post #AAdBvVmiz1uRYcDn7I by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-23T22:51:09Z
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Ladies and gentlemen: the new governor of New York.
(DIR) Post #AAdD1pXyWN4IXXtpEO by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-23T23:03:30Z
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Have you guys heard of Covid-24 the Kobe variant? Word is once you catch It you’ll die in a plane crash.
(DIR) Post #AAdW2kb6SAP8KfWQjY by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-24T02:36:34Z
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@LOLstika nope got me a nice girl, she’s black, kinky, and great at household chores!
(DIR) Post #AAddkHQ8zabEGN6EdM by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-24T04:02:52Z
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@Sedan those guys wouldn’t grant my wish to go on a bender with Charlie Sheen. Fuck them.
(DIR) Post #AAdevoyUgBxDT7EXce by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-24T04:16:08Z
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@LOLstika she fed me chips and Queso.
(DIR) Post #AAdhDfzJ1zRGiWFsRM by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-24T04:41:48Z
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@LOLstika I feel like a king on an over priced motorized throne.
(DIR) Post #AAfiwtqYq5Dt09DFDs by CrippledJesus@paypig.org
2021-08-25T04:10:36Z
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Just got a notification that my password was compromised in a data leak. I don’t feel like changing the password so I’m just gonna delete the account. Paypig has been very fun.