Posts by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
(DIR) Post #1475145 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:12:34Z
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PLEASE STOP MAKING FUN OF THE TELEVISION LICENSE. IT IS A NECESSARY PART OF THE UNITED KINGDOM
(DIR) Post #1475192 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:15:14Z
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You wouldn't nick a Toblerone
(DIR) Post #1475250 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:18:29Z
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There's nothing quite like a fun afternoon of obeying the law with my fellow citizens
(DIR) Post #1475331 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:21:07Z
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@ThreeLetterMax STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
(DIR) Post #1475334 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:21:28Z
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I love playing Skyrim and pretending to be a Whiterun guard
(DIR) Post #1475429 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:25:02Z
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*knock knock*Cheerio there mate. Was just walkin' by yer house and couldn't help but overhear that you've got a telly. May I see your license?
(DIR) Post #1475612 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:32:54Z
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Don't be a dodger mate
(DIR) Post #1475637 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:34:26Z
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@Nine track her IP address boys
(DIR) Post #1475684 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:36:56Z
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Stay secure beneath the watchful eyes of the metropolitan police
(DIR) Post #1475870 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T13:46:18Z
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@eject the coppers have been dispatched love
(DIR) Post #1476546 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-25T14:15:10Z
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Another fine day of monitoring the YouTube comments section for any posts criticising the television license scheme
(DIR) Post #1499600 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-26T10:44:02Z
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I've been told by my French coworkers to arrest on sight anyone who doesn't refer to email as courier electronique
(DIR) Post #1558286 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-28T16:01:04Z
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Do you have a license for that gender?
(DIR) Post #1558321 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-28T16:02:05Z
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Hold up citizen, just gotta scan your gender there... aaand yep, it's valid. You've got yourself a valid gender
(DIR) Post #1558589 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-28T16:09:54Z
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@themorgangoats as a matter of fact i do
(DIR) Post #1558609 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-28T16:11:14Z
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@themorgangoats pip pip cheerio
(DIR) Post #1717335 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-04T18:31:44Z
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The police department has been privatised in honour of Margaret Thatcher
(DIR) Post #1799046 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-07T11:50:15Z
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@goat 'Ello guv! I've been told that there's some joke thievery goin' on round 'ere. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, innit?
(DIR) Post #2191264 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-22T14:42:29Z
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You got a permit for that license, mate?
(DIR) Post #2389638 by ConstableEnglish@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-29T05:25:17Z
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@dirt Sounds like a right good idea. Pip pip