Posts by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #27029 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-15T02:52:43Z
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Huh. How influential was the funeral sequence on my young mind? How many times does I watch this as a kid and think about what it means to be meat?
(DIR) Post #27030 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-15T03:00:13Z
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The original Alien trilogy was kind of an arms race except the was only one competitor. It was Ripley and her balls just kept getting bigger.In Alien age was basically like everyone else but kept her cool. By 3 she's like "oh, you're a serial rapist? Well this lunch table is mine now, jesus boy."
(DIR) Post #27031 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-15T03:12:56Z
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I'm suddenly realizing how Alien 3 was the genesis of all 90s scifi, creating an arc that would eventually lead to the Chronicles of Riddick.
(DIR) Post #27112 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-15T03:38:54Z
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@Decay I think in a battle between Ripley and Riddick the universe would inevitably fold, causing some crawling John Carpenter creature to emerge from the bowels of the earth (or whatever passes locally) forcing an uneasy alliance.There'd never be resolution because the sequel just doesn't look profitable.
(DIR) Post #27978 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-15T05:02:18Z
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@Decay I'm honestly on board for a movie that marries the franchises, it's just gotta get past Weaver and Diesel. Which are both fake ass names as I see them together.
(DIR) Post #28131 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-15T05:26:25Z
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@Decay "is this a stand up fight, or just another bug hunt" implies that he's been party to both. Aliens are real, but the colonial marines are skeptical that such scary creatures could exist because no surviving teams have reported back.
(DIR) Post #117050 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-21T06:17:50Z
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Some scientists dosed some octopuses with MDMA and the bird site is losing it's shit over this with enthusiasm. It's very strange to watch.
(DIR) Post #154200 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-22T22:00:52Z
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You: English pronunciation is random and lawless. It is a chaos language no one can make sense of. Me:
(DIR) Post #163755 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T06:11:26Z
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Vampires these days don't spend enough time lurking outside your house, begging in the voice of your dead loved ones to let them in.
(DIR) Post #163928 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T06:58:24Z
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@Decay That's emotional vampires. Totally different monster.
(DIR) Post #163937 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T06:57:41Z
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"Nice tomb you've got," Lara smirked. "Be a real shame if someone... Raided it."
(DIR) Post #368662 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-10-04T21:17:42Z
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It's been weeks since I tooted but look what I found!
(DIR) Post #382232 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T17:25:28Z
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Watching Baby Driver, the prequel to Driver.
(DIR) Post #458572 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T03:42:00Z
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Too soon.
(DIR) Post #458586 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T03:59:53Z
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@Decay Someone should make Nida.lol server in memoriam.
(DIR) Post #459003 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T04:37:37Z
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A friend just pointed out that Nimrod probably became an insult when bugs bunny sarcastically called Elmer Fudd that. It means "great hunter"
(DIR) Post #463669 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-10-10T03:33:42Z
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Bible: Angels look like a giant wheel of flame.Renaissance painter: This one looks like my sexy boyfriend.Bible: No! They have a hundred eyes! Painter: Cute babies?
(DIR) Post #477401 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T04:14:59Z
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Werewolf bar mitzvah. Spooky, scary. Boys becoming men. Men becoming wolves.
(DIR) Post #665587 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-10-21T01:01:38Z
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As we all know they're both laboratory mice. And both of their genes have been spliced. So how is it that one is a genius and the other is deranged? In this lecture we will examine the possibility that the megalomaniacal Brain is deranged. How then could Pinky be the genius? Two words: Emotional intelligence.
(DIR) Post #9ltAs7KFPWV5R68XGS by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
2018-08-21T06:56:33Z
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He played the chordsThe fourth, the fifthThe minor fall and the major liftThe baffled king composing Despacito