Posts by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
 (DIR) Post #AqoRMHwZBTQJMGjlVg by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-02-04T23:26:29+00:00
       
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       Good for you.
       
 (DIR) Post #Arlfvz9eaYu2SF4RBQ by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-03-05T21:55:04+00:00
       
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       I think I have like 5 dedicated followers.  Without them, I probably wouldn't post as much.  lol.
       
 (DIR) Post #Atv43Yhn3hiO3guJsW by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-05-08T19:05:47+00:00
       
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       Yo, my boy @ottman I've been out here trying to get more people to sign up for Minds!  Listen to this boss song.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vPyP_QJHcvg
       
 (DIR) Post #AuMREYxzqRBSuqQKeG by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-05-22T18:43:20+00:00
       
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       Peace and magic exist here.
       
 (DIR) Post #AuMRFd5jzgavzyYRsm by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-05-22T18:45:17+00:00
       
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       Let the Turtle light up your life
       
 (DIR) Post #AvQZfc5BALcMkb6d28 by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-06-22T20:20:49+00:00
       
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       BARE MINIMUM!
       
 (DIR) Post #AxGqZu0gzPASYEPqkq by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-08-17T19:21:46+00:00
       
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       Big grumpy turtle
       
 (DIR) Post #AyDCzJHGOt1QCXzvMW by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-14T23:23:51+00:00
       
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       Nah man its a gun club for homos.  I used to be a prison guard and this inmate, gay as hell, would not stop talking about the fn pink pistols.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWL9fRpW7H9FoTUMS by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-15T16:00:45+00:00
       
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       Seeing bullshit in the morning news about Palestine.  Or Gaza or some shit.  I just want to reiterate that I don't give a fuck about those mongrel animals.  For both aggressors. 
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWLC08hYd8C0TdlB2 by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-10T04:43:36+00:00
       
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       And you may ask why.  Why does the Turtle fight all night just to make sure there is Dr. Pepper at the store for you.  Why indeed.  Because the Turtle loves you and wants you to join his army.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWLCNTOnqLyNKV78C by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-10T04:39:42+00:00
       
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       Turtle Sky Troopers
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWLCxDLuyuNDzGo7M by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-10T04:37:18+00:00
       
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       O Mighty Turtle, celestial king
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWLDPirvOktdqEN84 by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-10T04:34:19+00:00
       
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       O mighty Turtle, celestial king,Your wisdom shines, your power bringsHarmony to discordant spheres,Peace to troubled lands, calm to our fears
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWLF1USzUeZ48GHZ2 by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-06T06:18:05+00:00
       
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       Great Turtle watching from above.  Guide us with endless love.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWLGiixjZdbRUqqEi by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-23T20:19:16+00:00
       
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       Two friends, both strapped, raiding the arms factory.@squirrel_hat
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWLIXtqwwUYRzodOq by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-22T06:06:58+00:00
       
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       Out of ammo, and don't know what to do?  Pray to the Turtle who will shield you from bullets, missiles, swords, and spears.  He will see you to victory.
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWLJiYQp1jRmhM3e4 by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-13T04:55:21+00:00
       
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       Come away with me, come and fly with me...
       
 (DIR) Post #AyWLKR0dXWRBeutCiW by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-09-12T23:05:13+00:00
       
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       May your benevolence forever flowNourishing worlds, healing wounds that showIn infinite vastness, your glory shinesEndless radiance that lights the cosmic shrines
       
 (DIR) Post #Ayp9cB9did0GFh29TM by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-10-02T05:01:49+00:00
       
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       It's Spooky season
       
 (DIR) Post #Az4LkHHavn0COdmX2G by ChurchOfTheSpaceTurtle@www.minds.com
       2025-10-10T06:08:48+00:00
       
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       I'd like to have the heavy assault version.