Posts by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AmZfYhxtdAquw9TWnw by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-10-01T20:21:27Z
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Typo.
(DIR) Post #AmgZ0OjDPILZoKaHZY by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-10-05T03:21:50Z
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Gonna be the most popular house on the block this Halloween, or very sick.
(DIR) Post #AmmBBa18XiVq3bWeC8 by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-10-07T21:00:52Z
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When it’s October and you get to finally show off that Halloween body you’ve been working on all summer.
(DIR) Post #AmxTfV6JgThI45vTV2 by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-09-14T00:19:55Z
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Me: I love when I’m spraying glass cleaner and it makes that snorting sound like a tiny plastic pig.Wife: I meant something about me.
(DIR) Post #AnRrarS5xxE6ecgqNE by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-10-27T22:12:52Z
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c a k e
(DIR) Post #AoE4HxmLk8WjjTbcH2 by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-11-20T02:26:53Z
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A disadvantage to being a cartoonist is the high water bill from all the extra showers we have to take in order to write jokes.
(DIR) Post #AoFEkpamS9YtRKYfmi by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-11-20T19:19:42Z
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What idiot called it a McDonald’s fish sandwich and not a quarter flounder.
(DIR) Post #AoIQoq7cCwcDAHTSE4 by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-11-21T18:39:00Z
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Mornings.
(DIR) Post #AoR9H0OopXybflw8Ey by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-11-26T00:44:21Z
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I want to rock and roll all night*And party every day***go to sleep at a sensible hour**maybe also sleep in a bit
(DIR) Post #AoYM2MjADTaOcNmVou by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-11-29T17:54:08Z
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Black Friday deals!!!
(DIR) Post #ApdqnpDPAyWtGkYjJY by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2024-12-20T00:09:40Z
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Feeding time.
(DIR) Post #Aqof5MXuDbvQ4E1eT2 by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2025-02-05T15:36:26Z
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I call it “green tea” but technically it’s just hot Mountain Dew.
(DIR) Post #Ar1iysMsC7axN7aEu8 by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2025-02-12T01:09:50Z
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My wife didn't know I had walked into the room and I farted really loud and scared her because she thought it was a ghost farting.
(DIR) Post #Ar5CFfcwIY3mvOL3Ng by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2025-02-13T17:32:03Z
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Wow, that vampire character on Sesame Street is really counter intuitive.
(DIR) Post #AvP21ZzsxXbqfrz50a by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2025-06-22T20:04:37Z
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Time to make some hot dogs! (Taking the dogs for a walk)
(DIR) Post #AwMk3wXmMREWZ5h95E by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2025-07-21T17:57:22Z
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I hope this email doesn’t find you. I hope you manage to evade it for years. The email is ever searching but you are more resourceful.
(DIR) Post #B05R5GTGL3iLZOGy92 by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2025-11-08T18:14:41Z
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My wife thinks my “I’m a single dad!” shirt is inappropriate but I am factually not two dads.
(DIR) Post #B05TDlhqI5aOfXH6tk by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2025-11-09T15:29:34Z
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I’m starting a new service that connects people that purchased a large appliance with children that have no box fort.
(DIR) Post #B07uoHycs9uMG4gTCq by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2025-11-11T04:10:47Z
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My wife made me breakfast in bed! It was delicious but the cleanup is a hassle. I wish she would go back to making breakfast in the kitchen.
(DIR) Post #B23UfG3S1oz4NQGvDs by Chrishallbeck@mastodon.social
2025-04-12T01:41:26Z
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Overheard a conversation where the first person said “We got our first computer in 1998.” and the second person said “Oh wow! So you were one of the EARLY computer people.” and I shriveled up and died.