Posts by BurtsBees@knzk.me
(DIR) Post #56009 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-09-17T03:19:11Z
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@leonthotsky @simmo We know why.
(DIR) Post #56197 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-09-17T03:36:35Z
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Burt goes around the office demanding “hive-fives” from everyone and if we don’t laugh every single time he starts tipping over lit candles.
(DIR) Post #114831 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-09-21T04:07:37Z
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Samantha Bee is Burt’s estranged daughter.
(DIR) Post #114894 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-09-21T04:11:07Z
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@leonthotsky yeah. He said the person that does the most bee related toots will become his new heir.
(DIR) Post #114919 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-09-21T04:13:04Z
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@leonthotsky he’s gonna count this one
(DIR) Post #157854 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-09-23T21:56:28Z
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They’re not buzzing. They’re in mid “yazzz queen!”
(DIR) Post #161991 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-08-25T18:52:24Z
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Bee is stored in the balm
(DIR) Post #255740 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-09-27T15:10:20Z
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@nuttgodd wtf dude?
(DIR) Post #308866 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-09-05T23:40:17Z
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Bees take over Burt’s Bees. Now called Burt’s People. Balm made from mixture of cum and bile.
(DIR) Post #374073 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-10-04T20:43:14Z
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Burt’s Bussy
(DIR) Post #1489112 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-11-26T00:00:48Z
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Immorten Burt: *turns off wax supply* Do not, my friends, become addicted to balm. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
(DIR) Post #1758893 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-08-24T14:48:07Z
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LIPS ARE DRYWORLD IS A FUCK🐝🐝 Balm Em All 1984I am wax man410757864530 Dead Bees
(DIR) Post #2639157 by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-08-24T06:17:24Z
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Burt fucks the bees
(DIR) Post #9fTlVwhO0Um8uM2PYG by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2019-02-04T03:41:26Z
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Commercial Announcer: Tom Brady, you just won the Super Bowl. What are you gonna do next?Tom: *applies Burt’s Bees* I’m going to kiss my son!
(DIR) Post #9fTlX04gwP2VfSRROy by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-11-06T05:41:54Z
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You can’t hide from us. Everything is our beeswax.
(DIR) Post #9fTlXJ4KJz2MZpPuyG by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2018-10-31T23:30:16Z
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Oops! All Bees
(DIR) Post #9jNeJ76ot74M325xjM by BurtsBees@knzk.me
2019-05-31T20:18:06Z
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Probably not gonna bother migrating this account. Please never forget that Burt fucks the bees.