Posts by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AaSmpcgfnPVqwfJZPk by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-05T10:14:15Z
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It’s ADHD awareness month, it was supposed to be February, but we put it off and then someone told us we needed to get our taxes done.
(DIR) Post #AackIbjfqx1WPliFea by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-09T20:44:18Z
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Watched a video with some advice on copin with ADHD if you’re self employed and work from home, and it was like an 83 point plan that started at 6am with a trip to the gym and doing all your chores before 9am “because if you’re ADHD you need a decluttered space” And I swear to any deity of your fucking choice that the level of restraint it took not to comment “you weird lying cunt” could have powered every single electrical device on earth for 1000 years
(DIR) Post #AackIdeQjQ18M5H5l2 by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-09T21:39:45Z
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I watched all five minutes waiting for the punchline and there wasn’t one, just someone clearly and obviously lying about being ADHD
(DIR) Post #AalZ2OtkImuCItA48W by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-14T16:18:47Z
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Made the mistake of telling my mum I need a book case, she said I should look on Facebook market place, I told her I’d rather solder my arse-hole shut, but, her being her glorious autistic self has decided that this is the only correct solution. So every 30 minutes she sends me another listing she’s seen.We’re about 48 hours away from having a meltdown at each other and not speaking for a few months.
(DIR) Post #AasG5cpxXTsTUI1dBY by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-17T21:52:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts that’s because Mercury’s in the Microwave
(DIR) Post #AatQ2TsxYe79YVWnJo by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-18T09:09:12Z
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(DIR) Post #AatzWoWAuLrMd54OHo by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-18T08:13:43Z
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I can’t believe how often I still have to say this: when we say Autism is a spectrum condition, we don’t mean a spectrum that goes from “not very autistic” to “very autistic.” Not everyone is “on the spectrum” It means diagnostic criteria can be at opposite extremes: eg hyper and hypo empathy, skin sensitivity, etc.100% of autistic people are 100% autistic. Your stereotype of what makes someone autistic isn’t a diagnostic criteria.
(DIR) Post #AauFGMlNviYpBPMaHI by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-18T07:57:20Z
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The more you know. 🤯
(DIR) Post #Ab3MwBdD1EwHylpHRQ by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-22T16:55:02Z
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Can’t remember who posted it originally, but as I get older I agree more and more with that person who said “Q has no business being that early in the alphabet, it should be down at the end with all the other weird Goth letters.”
(DIR) Post #Ab48ethREP9zF2crtA by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-23T13:50:26Z
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Remember that time I saw Optimus Prime getting out of the bath?
(DIR) Post #AbCbVXxP9T0j8afPl2 by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-27T15:52:34Z
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One of the benefits of big boobs that no one talks about: when you need to add some water to a bottle of shampoo to get the last bit out when you’re in the shower, if you put the opening of the bottle in your cleavage it provides a serviceable funnel for the shower water.
(DIR) Post #AbCbVbhFFUSejd8Z7o by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-27T15:55:08Z
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Surprised this hasn’t turned up in any life hack lists
(DIR) Post #AbCbz6Qq3R66SOWmyu by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-10-27T08:35:43Z
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One of the few Americanisms I’m not okay with is LEGOs, the plural is LEGO, the singular is LEGO brick. And as a result yesterday’s toot has become a rod for my own back.
(DIR) Post #AblRmxQ6gUA9RWZOO8 by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-11-13T12:18:36Z
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Rishi Sunak this past weekend:
(DIR) Post #Ac0PtFgWwg5wiw7mgi by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-11-20T10:01:56Z
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Describing my cats to the Gen Z vet’s receptionist: “I think my cat Albert is the Rizzler, but Fred’s so skibidi, and Spruce is so Fanum Tax, I think all three think they’re they’re the sigma, but Spruce is very much giving the ohayō.”
(DIR) Post #Ac0sa77VSkT1KRy8Bc by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-11-20T23:34:06Z
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@lowqualityfacts I believe their preferred name is “Fire arm crackpots”
(DIR) Post #Ac3KBbXEQhanS61TlI by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-11-21T21:42:28Z
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Plant based suggests the existence of meat cringe.
(DIR) Post #Ad0TCIgxImxYvaiM3k by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-12-20T16:22:51Z
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Today may have started terribly, but it’s ending a lot better, all the little things that were wrong with my car have either been sorted, or will be after Christmas, and for an affordable price. Phew!
(DIR) Post #Ad55X6lEDyg8F5GNNY by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2023-12-22T18:16:46Z
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🎶It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this🎵
(DIR) Post #Alqj6Eek4VojtujPbk by BethanyBlack@mastodon.social
2024-09-08T22:36:54Z
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Eating a four finger kit-kat widthways with my head under a napkin so as to hide my sin from God