Posts by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
(DIR) Post #AVLqlTnJlE6eoAD680 by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2023-05-05T17:17:57Z
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@lowqualityfacts “I’m very glad to say that I never saw ‘Menace from Mars’.”(“I did,” moaned somebody in the background. “I’m still trying to forget it.”)“But we are not concerned with the story, such as it was. That was written by three men in a bar on Wilshire Boulevard. No-one is sure whether the Menace came out the way it did because the script writers were drunk, or whether they had to keep drunk in order to face the Menace.”— “Tales from the White Hart” (Clarke, 1957)
(DIR) Post #AVYxgMw5Xi7rOBaiCO by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2023-05-12T01:06:22Z
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@lauren “F-F-fuh-*five* *hundred*?”
(DIR) Post #AVob2jwzbn482gBlY0 by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2023-05-19T14:08:10Z
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@stux “That’s *my* human! Get your own!”
(DIR) Post #AXzj9daTBVETWocYHg by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2023-07-23T18:45:24Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Don’t worry, folks. He’ll get the help he needs.”
(DIR) Post #Aa4SxvijgvYjME4EZE by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2023-09-23T21:21:42Z
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@lowqualityfacts “God isn’t interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time. Forty-three species of parrots. Nipples for men!”“Slugs.”“Slugs! *He* created slugs! They can’t hear. They can’t speak. They can’t operate machinery. Are we not in the hands of a lunatic?”
(DIR) Post #AhpTnOOYbYrFihasmu by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2024-05-12T22:47:09Z
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@stux [BLEEP] no. #ArtificialIdiocy
(DIR) Post #Ahtsoe1pEzGdywUk5Y by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2024-05-15T01:46:24Z
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@grickle “One! Ha, ha, ha! *One* ring closed! Two! Ha, ha, ha! *Two* rings closed!”
(DIR) Post #AqZ5ObUv87phb0j5FI by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-01-29T02:02:55Z
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@augieray “The mask is not for you. It’s to protect the people you care about.”https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/b33929bb-2491-4cbe-bece-aae3e2cfae13
(DIR) Post #ArSmS3ggjWGS0WNQQ4 by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-02-25T02:38:48Z
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@stux They’re just lining up a date to see “When HAL Met GLaDOS”.
(DIR) Post #AsMVjztxhBGgp578ds by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-03-23T23:32:31Z
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@johnefrancis @evan @mpjgregoire Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, are starting to look like an increasingly viable basis for a system of American government.
(DIR) Post #AsMXRJOXCE8ngadFFQ by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-03-24T00:14:31Z
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@fcktheworld587 @johnefrancis @evan @mpjgregoire You’re fooling yourself. We’re living in a dictatorship — a self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes…
(DIR) Post #AsMrTAWX9CcZprXJnk by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-03-23T23:19:41Z
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@petergleick “The idea of shoring up Canada’s nuclear weapons capabilities would have been ludicrous just a few months ago. … Canada needs to develop the means to adapt to the worst-case scenario: a continued and serious threat of annexation by the United States, or an anticipated conflict with Russia in Europe or the Arctic. The territorial integrity of the country is at stake.”— Jean-François Bélangerhttps://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-canada-needs-to-develop-its-own-nuclear-program/Archived version:https://archive.ph/2zYoT
(DIR) Post #Au8ipqJvOLMNoPnmRk by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-05-16T03:37:51Z
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@0x00string “Passion of the Christ 2: This Time It’s Personal”
(DIR) Post #AuMmRe8o13V5lXYktM by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-05-22T22:44:26Z
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@cturnbow @kaia “Bob, you’re a Balrog. You can’t walk away from Moria just because you got clocked in the face by some fat, hairy-footed midget with a jarhead haircut and a skillet.”
(DIR) Post #Aufl69rRiuCZuQiHqa by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-06-01T02:21:25Z
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@static @MelissaBearTrix “Thank you for making sure the bell works.”https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/349ac962-627b-466b-a433-a1ded1401d30
(DIR) Post #Aufl8dhVkbl72DFWk4 by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-06-01T02:17:47Z
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@staringatclouds @MelissaBearTrix Filed under “glass houses, casting stones”: There’s a movement afoot here to rebrand Americano coffee as “Canadiano” coffee, due to the drooling idiot at 1600 Pennsylvania’s insistence on winding back the clock to 1812. My takeout coffee of choice, though, is a dark roast with an extra espresso shot because an Americano is *exactly* like making love in a canoe.
(DIR) Post #AuiBM7qtwhdXR8eXaa by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-06-01T23:21:27Z
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@dan613 @RealJournalism “Or else we will be very, very angry with you, and we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are.”
(DIR) Post #AwCeTmfb9TsAAIgwOu by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-07-16T21:14:36Z
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@stux “Sir, I’m afraid you’ve gone mad with power.”“Oh, of *course* I have! Have you ever tried going mad *without* power? It’s boring. No one listens to you.”
(DIR) Post #AwoC8b8jbVzVcAj1Lk by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-08-03T23:56:07Z
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@Nonilex HEY MEATBAG WE GLOW IN DARK NOW
(DIR) Post #B1nV4EKZmsfegiVzCS by Beltliner403@mastodon.online
2025-12-31T05:13:59Z
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@lowqualityfacts “Oi thought Palpatine was dead.”“He got better.”