Posts by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
 (DIR) Post #ANORka8n3yAom890cK by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-09T16:23:11.554192Z
       
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       @graf @Kinochet It's gotta be so exhausting keeping up with so many enemies all the time. He must have some kind of calendar to remind him to stay mad about all those people all the time, maybe on a rota so he doesn't forget to seethe on schedule. Fuck, I can't even keep track of where my shoes are half the time, I can't imagine the brain space needed for such a wide array of butthurt.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANWZDYppH60Oth1Uqe by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-13T14:22:47.587934Z
       
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       @Arty24 @lichelordgodfrey "Your culture is made-up fairytales! Now let me tell you about Boonga, the Demon Creature." *Watches Marvel movie*
       
 (DIR) Post #ANX5cz6Rwcw48gxvM0 by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-13T20:29:14.037750Z
       
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       @RekietaLaw I bet your nose isn't nearly as big irl as it looks onstream.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANXRApM2nGnCmvEqEi by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-13T20:31:41.710069Z
       
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       @RekietaLaw Sorry. I meant your nose is probably much bigger irl than onstream.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANYnd3ume1YMCiJeXw by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-14T16:15:37.970020Z
       
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       @Gerfand @YeetLibs @JackAwful @nobu Muslin? Well we are cut from finer cloth.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANagqVLNfHApfv8gpE by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-15T14:07:22.188853Z
       
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       @zyntrax @Kinochet Uh-oh, looks like Sinseer now knows who the Gunt is and might look into his background... Look out, Ralph! Sinseer is completely insane and could start a fight in an empty room, and I look forward to the arc where they dox each other and scream about being oppressed.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANagqWS9XaBX7DJc1I by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-15T14:08:54.803387Z
       
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       @zyntrax @Kinochet In fact there's a non-zero chance Sinseer sent that email to himself, he has form for that sort of thing.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANrQuQKfkEXZ8gje7s by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-23T15:55:59.403833Z
       
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       @milk Finally, a use for Californians.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANv4qNh8BmqdRNkNgO by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-25T10:13:55.623584Z
       
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       @PonyPanda This is fake. The prosecuting authority in the UK is called the "Crown Prosecution Service" not the "Public Prosecution Services". There is NO WAY the Police would get that wrong. Also note that there is not enough room for the recipient's address. Source is Vordrak which automatically makes it suspect, he's the dude who got the site briefly closed in 2017 by faxing child porn to Josh's parents' places of work and tried to extort a copy of the database out of him.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANv4vo5BVTjYjHaKp6 by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-25T10:14:54.128110Z
       
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       @PonyPanda Also the letter says to "contact me" but doesn't actually say who they are!
       
 (DIR) Post #ANv5lCth0RCWSXiesS by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-25T10:11:31.139789Z
       
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       @Kinochet Bong here, this is fake. There is no "Public Prosecution Services" in the UK, it's called the "Crown Prosecution Service". There is NO WAY the Police would get that wrong. Also there's no room for a full address on the letter, they would always give the full address of whoever they are sending it to.Also, the source is Vordrak, who is a known lunatic who faxed child porn to Josh's parents to try to get them fired from their jobs.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANx4WGDqeM8In3NMqu by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-26T09:12:26.501669Z
       
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       @MelGibsonafter4Beers >Free world>AustraliaPick one
       
 (DIR) Post #ANxNE9EhmfGT2VqyiO by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-26T12:43:22.877928Z
       
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       @RamRanch @ThePhilosopher @TheRalphRetort You can always remove those surgically. Then use them as crackling.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANxNEA0utPpTS2PTrU by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-26T12:46:50.456137Z
       
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       @ThePhilosopher @RamRanch @TheRalphRetort "Limited Edition Freeze-Dried Ragepig Crackling". Better merch idea than baseball caps with "Sex Offender" written on them at any rate.
       
 (DIR) Post #ANxNRPGvTTSWXRDMIa by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-26T12:42:14.770314Z
       
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       @milk Can I say when I'm having lunch?
       
 (DIR) Post #AO5Y5mTMtFNyhqAFBA by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-27T18:40:31.537823Z
       
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       @randbot I dunno, the entire might of the Russian military couldn't beat a half-functional farming state that it already controlled a third of and is now resorting to the draft to throw more corpses into the meatgrinder. I mean it's not that the US military is competent either, but I'm saying it could be quite an even fight.
       
 (DIR) Post #AO5Y5myD2a3WFUasFc by AsparagusPiss@poa.st
       2022-09-27T18:43:32.715929Z
       
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       @ripcordfire_0091 The US will defeat the Red Menace with its mighty tractors and F150s full of drunk rednecks.