Posts by Ashen@radical.town
(DIR) Post #1657082 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-02T15:09:44Z
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@laser is a guy who kept baby wipes in his basement
(DIR) Post #1662118 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-02T18:49:16Z
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I traveled back in time to explain what Netflix was to Orson Welles but he just told me to "fuck off" and threw up on my shoes.
(DIR) Post #1662525 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-01T02:35:33Z
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I'm the most wholesome motherfucker on Mastodon
(DIR) Post #1662526 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-02T18:43:31Z
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All of you: full of sin and lewds 😈 Me: a sweet little angel 👼
(DIR) Post #1716440 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-04T16:02:33Z
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If you're new and on .social the best tip I can give is switching instances now! There are a lot of cool places in the fediverse and you'll probably be a lot happier in a tighter knit community.
(DIR) Post #1770417 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-06T02:49:50Z
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Hey folks, let's remember some websites, some of these may still be around but they just aren't the same (or they still are and that's the problem)- Newgrounds- jibjab- IGN64- eBaum's World- Break.comFeel free to add more
(DIR) Post #1790046 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-07T02:47:00Z
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@lynnesbian Lynne what can't you do?
(DIR) Post #1817262 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-08T00:19:31Z
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@lynnesbian Guess I'll just wait a couple years for Artifact to go free to play
(DIR) Post #1837011 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-08T14:58:37Z
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I got called into the Vice Principal's office because my popularity ranking of all the students at Mastodon High started a big fight in the cafeteria.
(DIR) Post #1935318 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-11-26T15:23:38Z
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The reason people in Congress complain about the expenses of Public Television is it costs 300 million dollars a year to operate the black site warehouse they keep forgotten Sesame Street characters. Please keep in mind that Muppets are alive and require a gallon of caviar and champagne a day to live.
(DIR) Post #1945315 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-13T01:24:14Z
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Mastodon talent show when?
(DIR) Post #1947067 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-13T03:50:09Z
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I think The Angry Video Game Nerd's basement probably smells like mildew. Bet you thought I was going to say ass.
(DIR) Post #1971465 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-14T00:42:19Z
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*a cishet dude using a megaphone to tell ladies across the bar from him they're sexy until he gets thrown out* I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PUBLIC PLACE!
(DIR) Post #2053898 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-17T14:52:31Z
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@lynnesbian Its when you fall asleep watching the hit BBC show "Sherlock"
(DIR) Post #2490528 by Ashen@radical.town
2018-10-25T20:51:10Z
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This video contains a lot of Alex Jones, but it also has lots of Fallout 2
(DIR) Post #9fsesDFe2U3RB7gpkG by Ashen@radical.town
2018-10-07T20:54:41Z
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reminder
(DIR) Post #9gZu3XWF3zf8liAzKa by Ashen@radical.town
2018-12-04T02:03:24Z
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(DIR) Post #9hPpiSyJDyIm9dyRfs by Ashen@radical.town
2018-11-11T05:54:52Z
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The most cracker sports ranked:1. NASCAR2. NHL3. College Baseball4. College Football5. MLS6. MLB*Note: College Hockey did not qualify because it is played in only 4 states
(DIR) Post #9hqqyXnvmMpqwp6iXI by Ashen@radical.town
2018-11-20T18:33:28Z
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You, a baby: 30 is old LMFAO!Me, a 35 year old: I can't sit on the floor because my back hurts too much. I haven't listened to new music in 10 years, and now I understand why my Mom dyed her hair.
(DIR) Post #9iLm5v242K1Gj03JWi by Ashen@radical.town
2018-11-05T00:02:24Z
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Your Periodic reminder: