Posts by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
(DIR) Post #B0uKpehJWObUPp0k0u by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-04T14:08:01Z
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Rando: Do you still have the bike for sale?Me: YesRando: What's the lowest you can go?Me: About 3mph, then I fall over.
(DIR) Post #B1DwgYOf4CCkWrc0gq by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-11T11:55:56Z
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Thought it was time I posted these again... They also apply a lot to the neuro-diverse ADHD and autistic communities, as there's a lot of crossover with introversion.#Introverts #Autism #NeuroDivergent
(DIR) Post #B1DwgZSF8MfDoGINua by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-11T11:58:04Z
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A few more#Introverts #Autism #NeuroDivergent
(DIR) Post #B1DwgaoG5zru0pbTrk by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-11T12:00:04Z
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And the last few#Introverts #Autism #NeuroDivergent
(DIR) Post #B1EtnzexzqNcPG3Rmi by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-14T11:18:43Z
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I sometimes wonder odd little things... Like if the first person to ever be killed by a sex robot has already been born and is wandering around oblivious to the fact they will eventually have a Wikipedia page detailing their death.
(DIR) Post #B1Ev2zUP0oYaAxpQ7E by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-14T12:37:54Z
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Please let it be Musk... Please let it be Musk.
(DIR) Post #B1F3bGQbL9SEBnu7A8 by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-14T14:26:04Z
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@futurebird In my 20's I worked as Youth Worker, Social Worker and managed several children's centres.The social education of young people was at the core of everything we did. It worked, so much that I did on occasion run into some of those young people as adults and not only did they remember me... but did so fondly, recounting some of the great memories they had where I worked.I had a rule where, I wouldn't let kids win a basic games just for the sake of them winning. I challenged them to do better, to think ahead, plan ahead... I wasn't mean or condescending and I would often give ample opportunity for them to see the errors they were about to make... I never gloated, I always congratulated them on a good game.One of the best memories I have is playing a simple game of Connect 4 with one of the kids... He'd been coming to the after school and holiday clubs for several years. He loved connect 4... but could never beat me... Until he did... at the age of about 10yrs old and after several years of trying.The look of sheer joy on his face is one I will never forget... talk about a core memory... for both of us. He was celebrating his victory, not in a mocking or condescending way... just pure joy at his achievement beating a far better player.He was telling everyone, he was the first kid to beat me. When his mum arrived to pick him up it was the first thing he ran up to tell her... and he was giddy with joy.I ran into him about 15yrs later by chance... When we realised who he was... guess what his first memory of our interactions was... He still beamed with joy recall his win.I'm a great believer in social education, and I miss those roles I had, helping to shape young minds... But the money was garbage and I didn't want to live in poverty forever... so as I approached 30, I went and got a better paid boring office job for the next 25yrs.
(DIR) Post #B1HkwzmYaueHHMhbcG by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-15T19:40:10Z
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The kinds of men that say they only want sons and not daughters are always the same kind of guys who you wouldn't want around your daughters.
(DIR) Post #B1HmVCMaQNAo6BQamm by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-15T18:24:58Z
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Friend: So why did you get fired this time?Me: I used the loudspeaker system to announce it was closing time.Friend: That doesn't sound so bad... wait... what exactly did you say?Me: I said that it was closing time, and diners had 5 mins to vacate the restaurant.Friend: and....?Me: and that after 5 mins the doors would be locked and the chefs will hunt them for sport, but good news, meatloaf was on special tomorrow.
(DIR) Post #B1HnJbZkxXWolycjfk by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-15T18:43:34Z
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I don't think I will ever understand the mentality of people who constantly complain about the music they're being fed... whilst listening to a service where they willingly let an algorithm dictate what they are listening too.
(DIR) Post #B1TGte5mNlz6sdSD8C by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-21T10:27:20Z
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When you meet me in person... I'm very shy and quiet.But as you get to know me and I open up... I turn into Donkey from Shrek.
(DIR) Post #B1WBv1xPDpBCtBG4H2 by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-22T20:45:24Z
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If people with depression score much higher on tests of realism and awareness. If intelligence is correlated with mental health/illness.Then does that mean that if the human mind understands too much about it's own existence and it's own reality... It tries to destroy itself, it malfunctions, it crashes.Welcome to my TED talk about life as an existential horror.
(DIR) Post #B1WBv3SHeVTPXEiF2e by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-22T20:47:02Z
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The more you know... the more you hate existing in it.
(DIR) Post #B1kQkd5f2Yg2Oa3aNs by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-29T17:41:29Z
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@futurebird Got your hands full with your lunch and your coffee?Afraid you're work colleagues will think you are rude when they wave at you across the room?You need flappy ears, make them wave back and feel part of the team.But wait... there's more.With integrated bluetooth, you can now stream music directly into the ear canal without any need for ear buds or headphones, the flappy ear accessory will drill directly through the skull and implant itself.(fast voice over) Manufacturer not liable for brain damage, cannot be removed, all your thoughts belong to us
(DIR) Post #B1lrB9Furf1FeN7SXQ by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-30T10:10:25Z
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I'm trying... I'm trying.
(DIR) Post #B1qH1kLxSOjBFaxk6C by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-30T16:37:19Z
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What's your new years resolution going to be?I'm sticking with 1440p for my PC's and 4k for my TV's
(DIR) Post #B1qTXQ1DnJZ6tv8FcW by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2025-12-13T15:51:27Z
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@catsalad 2012, streaming services (Netflix) have converted me from a pirate to subscriber.2022, Streaming services have converted from me from a subscriber....
(DIR) Post #B2JBUSes2TKjgGGu6i by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2026-01-15T11:29:11Z
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Damn, I missed the Feast of the Ass yesterday.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Ass
(DIR) Post #B2RZ7aOem9wkvBXhke by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2026-01-18T15:28:23Z
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My finger when using the cheap toilet paper at some one else's house.
(DIR) Post #B2USjLgJomm45Ak8ga by Anomnomnomaly@beige.party
2026-01-20T10:41:09Z
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30yrs ago, I started using the internet as an escape from reality.These last few years, I've started using reality as an escape from the internet.