Posts by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
(DIR) Post #AcWDDBBCKBQ2CFMHdA by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2023-12-06T00:26:05Z
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I think it’s funny that billionaires think paying $25,000 in taxes on your $100,000 income is fair, but paying $25,000,000 in taxes on your $100,000,000 isn’t fair.
(DIR) Post #AcWDDDGEaQdUeRjKl6 by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2023-12-06T02:12:56Z
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Erma. Gerd! That only leaves me with $75 million! How am I supposed to survive on that?!?!
(DIR) Post #AcgUH2DS80ZSxJg4nI by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2023-12-11T01:18:35Z
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“Shit, I don’t know. You wanna get a beer?”-me, giving advice
(DIR) Post #AcqTpyUMvyyEeBbR6O by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2023-12-15T20:45:48Z
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At a certain point in a man’s life, he finds a hairstyle that he’s ready to commit to and spend the rest of his life with it.
(DIR) Post #Ad0DZouG63JoEX87Jw by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2023-12-20T12:36:52Z
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Once you get disgruntled, it’s really hard to get regruntled.
(DIR) Post #Ad93Oily6ZWqFgK1r6 by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2023-12-24T19:54:49Z
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All-time best Carols:4) Brady3) Christmas2) Channing1) Burnett
(DIR) Post #AdEuAezVdPrDpXdT5U by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2023-12-26T19:50:43Z
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I wonder what Michael Bublé does the other 11 months of the year?
(DIR) Post #AdMZfoO2jxvgJ72Uy0 by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2023-12-30T18:15:21Z
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I remember how incredibly difficult it was to explain how same sex marriage works to my kids when my brother married his partner.Me: When two people love each other, they can get married.Them: That’s cool.
(DIR) Post #AdRGZA7oap4EMTMddI by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-01-02T14:56:34Z
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@georgetakei It’s like people using Born in the USA for conservative causes or being puzzled that they’re the machine some bands Rage Against.
(DIR) Post #AdSKWnqr1pE7g1WNs0 by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-01-03T03:15:23Z
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@mikemathia 😂😂😂 OMG! I think I met her at happy hour!
(DIR) Post #AdWftoDoh0zl9hueoq by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-01-04T02:45:48Z
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I think a lot of introverts are just former extroverts who finally realized that most people suck.
(DIR) Post #AdY8H27WB0xQnOmzD6 by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-01-05T22:27:30Z
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@todayilearned Will never stop loving: Steal a car and go to Las Vegas…
(DIR) Post #Adh0IAAZtyYL7Rt3q4 by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-01-10T05:03:27Z
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Just when you thought there was no hope for Texas…https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-wax-statue-removed-from-museum-visitors-keep-punching-it-2021-3
(DIR) Post #AhpzvVKVu0hM4sc9bs by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-05-05T14:11:38Z
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Great article about how religion became part of American Law (and NOT by its Founders as some like to claim). “The National Day of Prayer kicked off a profusion of official endorsements of religion: the National Prayer Breakfast (1953); “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance (1954); a Congressional Prayer Room in the U.S. Capitol (1955); “In God We Trust” as the U.S. motto (1956), on our money (1957) and inscribed on the rostrum of the speaker of the House (1962).”https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/04/30/abolish-national-prayer-day/
(DIR) Post #Ai6FEAAZPL0dnGg3yS by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-05-21T00:47:05Z
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Not to brag, but I think I just did what the kids call a “crunch”…I mean, I was just trying to drink my vodka and tonic without getting off the couch. But still… exercise.
(DIR) Post #Ai7SUjsJuq2tjDKrK4 by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-05-21T14:44:47Z
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I must say, these new extra-strength placebos are doing wonders for my hypochondria!
(DIR) Post #Aj8iU8DdvXCYiQ4ZKS by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-06-20T16:13:48Z
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John Oliver breaks down Project 2025. Explains proposed cronyism in hiring under Schedule F (which apparently means Filling the Swamp).https://youtu.be/gYwqpx6lp_s?si=JvLsnggd9JYqReU-
(DIR) Post #AlyPb6ueT3ft2lIVH6 by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-09-13T21:40:00Z
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BREAKING: Trump insists GOP block any budget resolution unless it includes provision declaring him winner of 2024 election.
(DIR) Post #AmOhEyH8ka1tAZMpBA by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-09-26T00:35:56Z
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Weird how the guy who refused to release his taxes before a Presidential run is demanding his opponent’s pay stubs from a 35-year-old, part-time McDonald’s job.
(DIR) Post #AnNljxqQByGqjFBbd2 by AmishSuperModel@mastodon.social
2024-10-25T23:57:14Z
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People who are blaming post-pandemic inflation and food costs on the Biden/Harris Administration need to realize that this was a WORLDWIDE phenomenon and we’ve led the world in coming back.Food prices in the U.S.—relatively speaking—are the cheapest in the world, and have been for a long time. Source: Fast Company https://search.app/u7YAQt9oy78TTwGg7