Posts by AlbionLK@paypig.org
(DIR) Post #AGsX3Q9fGPlG39qaDw by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-02-26T19:41:10Z
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BREAKING: Optimus Prime to step down as leader of the Autobots after a recording of one of his racist tirades surfaces online.In spite of the controversy, Prime remains adamant, stating: “It’s Rabbitron and the fucking goddamned Hebrewcons, plotting against me.”
(DIR) Post #AGsoOc7neZfCTZfNK4 by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-02-26T22:55:29Z
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I fucking hate when platformers map the jump command to D-Pad Up.There are plenty of good games like that, but it never feels quite right.
(DIR) Post #AGsoTGtc0d285GFcpc by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-02-26T22:56:19Z
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@TouchBalls69 Governor Schwarzenegger? 😳
(DIR) Post #AIJsxrxRR0zZD9UyzA by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-04-10T22:15:59Z
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@Publius This is why I only communicate with IRL people through riddles and vague, cryptic threats.
(DIR) Post #AItyOGg3oyI6pnc9iq by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-04-28T08:06:22Z
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@NickolasGir yeah. wasn’t he assassinated by Rooster Teeth?
(DIR) Post #AItyeaULvoEquXv5yS by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-04-28T08:09:20Z
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@HitterNeverQuitter Feige at the retreat:
(DIR) Post #AItzRZglh3hacW5OT2 by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-04-28T08:18:11Z
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@Publius Pretty cheap, actually, but if she doesn’t let you pay her in cigarettes, she’s probably just hanging around until she can steal all your credit cards.
(DIR) Post #AIwuHTvqKGazZbNvJA by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-04-29T18:04:28Z
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Sleeping on the train tracks is not medically advisable, but it is spiritually advisable.
(DIR) Post #AJ28nSsw7jhAk2yCDg by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-02T06:40:40Z
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A woman/commie I know IRL used to have blue hair, but she’s reverted to her natural color and the cut is slightly classier.The change feels inauthentic, like she’s using camouflage.Do I have to personally brand her like a cow, or is that the responsibility of her family?
(DIR) Post #AJ4SSEufGOXQj4r2GW by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-03T09:30:22Z
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@Wokeapedia Quite a lot, actually.First, the Washington Monument will get more erect, after being paralyzed at a half-chub since its initial construction. The aluminum on its tip will channel higher frequency vril and transfer that energy to the general public.After about five months of this, most women will have consigned themselves to convent life—where they might contemplate the majesty of God and seek penance for their past transgressions.The remaining women will take up scrimshaw.
(DIR) Post #AJ6Q3CkqL95dCT7CYy by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-04T08:12:51Z
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@tomboyceo “What? Oh, those aren’t condoms, they’re—ah… experimental communion cups…”
(DIR) Post #AJ6RSKeaCzr8tNjTn6 by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-04T08:28:36Z
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Never had any real interest in motorcycles, but hearing one race by after midnight gives me a little surge of envy.
(DIR) Post #AJCcqkrsG8MPHUR972 by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-07T08:04:32Z
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@TouchBalls69 “Mukbang key weapon in curture war against Han Devir. Much munch munch, vereee good, make Korea numbah wan—easee contror East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere wan people AH Co-Prosperity Spheres.”
(DIR) Post #AJCifAKWMjHcV4h2Wm by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-07T09:09:40Z
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Sanity Vampires don’t steal your peace of mind so they can use it themselves—no, instead they just vomit it up and make you watch it go to waste.Unrepentant, incurable, pure agents of Chaos.They’re after your fucking soul.
(DIR) Post #AJFeZm9N1OjniXX1iC by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-08T19:07:56Z
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As an experiment, it’d be funny to see the acquisition of Ubisoft blocked and all their IP released into the public domain.
(DIR) Post #AJGsiojmMfSKrdj8xk by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-09T09:21:14Z
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“Hey… my wife saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we… buy you a drink?”
(DIR) Post #AJHfYycXex3SNIHNMO by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-09T18:28:30Z
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@OpNeptuneRedux1 When The Levee Breaks
(DIR) Post #AJHiBFUFbDUbb4mJkm by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-09T18:57:50Z
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UFOs over Philadelphia.Aliens getting visibly frustrated no one speaks Esperanto. They don’t seem particularly impressed with Philly Cheesesteaks, either.
(DIR) Post #AJItuvQPoXtDLovXfM by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-10T08:44:03Z
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@MasterSimper The use of magic disrupts alchemy in a world dependent upon alchemy to function. You can do telekinesis/pyrokinesis/whatever, but you just degraded a desert society’s ability to transmute water out of the materials they have available, stuff like that.Magic drains oracles of their prophetic powers.Magic has to be used constantly to keep people genetically stable, otherwise they mutate into abominations. The energy to do this has to be harvested from other sentients, though.
(DIR) Post #AJNyeDrNUXhtAEC2Ma by AlbionLK@paypig.org
2022-05-12T19:30:36Z
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@Wokeapedia @TouchBalls69 a little honey and brown sugar make oatmeal sing. definitely a dessert at that point, though.