Posts by AaronTalksSec@infosec.exchange
 (DIR) Post #AQEXEPJUGifpuWSPPk by AaronTalksSec@infosec.exchange
       2022-12-03T15:07:05Z
       
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       @jerry @indigo @fsnk @seb ***Announcement***Now introducing #FediCERT coming to a #Mastodon server near you!FeditCERT (Fediverse Computer Emergency Response Team) is committed to establishing #standards and #BestPractices as well as providing support for all you Masto server #Infosec needs. Our team of knowledgable staff are available 24/7/365, and are fueled by vodka, energy drinks, and abuse. Our staff aren't volunteers, no no no, they've been #VolenTold and are beaten both mentally and physically, so you don't have to. Ensuring our staff are properly burned out, and driven by pure hatred will ensure the best possible service to you and your community. Have an emergency? We will react quickly, providing support through copious amounts of ice cold #beer delivered to your data center, colo, or closet during your time of need.FediCERT, we care because we have to.  FediCERT, because fuck it, were you're only option.