Post B79hBw4N1IGS4PMrz6 by Phobos@eientei.org
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(DIR) Post #B79h2hdJKCkMgqJBOS by phnt@fluffytail.org
2026-06-09T11:32:25.105615Z
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linkedin-meets-path-bash.jpeg
(DIR) Post #B79h87x6tiEJlY9ju4 by lain@lain.com
2026-06-09T11:33:25.118746Z
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@phnt revolutionary
(DIR) Post #B79h9EtcZBRBai3QXo by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T11:33:38.268423Z
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Thanks for the Attack Vector, nigger. :animu_smug12:
(DIR) Post #B79hBw4N1IGS4PMrz6 by Phobos@eientei.org
2026-06-09T11:34:06.632306Z
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@phnt I would hope that's a joke; but I have a feeling it's not.
(DIR) Post #B79hLTiBJCGt11XVaa by matty@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T11:35:50.105065Z
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> DevOps EngineerI feel like I have lost out on employment opportunities because I underestimated my own capabilities.
(DIR) Post #B79hQaqeCcOob4wFIO by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T11:36:46.006685Z
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Apparently you can just compromise an entire system and as long as you look confident doing it you're golden.
(DIR) Post #B79hWM95mMHCjfJW6q by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T11:37:48.503457Z
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We are reaching levels of "fake it til you make it" that should have gotten this retard fired months ago.
(DIR) Post #B79hZHqyC5vCIAEc88 by phnt@fluffytail.org
2026-06-09T11:38:18.009051Z
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@Phobos Just a normal day on LinkedIn. @r000t probably has more of these.mc2+AI-einstein-relativity.jpg
(DIR) Post #B79i6azC52UFBexq8u by mirq@tsogol.tsiran.org
2026-06-09T11:44:06.721529Z
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@phnt who’s. That’s not just mind blowing, that’s mind *expanding*
(DIR) Post #B79iKSOOpM3GaaMbBo by teto@poa.st
2026-06-09T11:46:51.926324Z
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Look at the people who make the most money for how humbleness never pays
(DIR) Post #B79iPxQerVTUIL2iYK by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T11:47:51.358221Z
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Retard levels of absolute confidence is key.
(DIR) Post #B79iTuqKQ0aDQtwB4y by phnt@fluffytail.org
2026-06-09T11:48:32.032741Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@mirq Wait until you find out about ~/.local/bin and PATH=$HOME/.local/bin:$PATHOr the even more mind expanding PATH="$PATH$( find $HOME/.local/bin -maxdepth 1 -type d -printf ":%p" )"
(DIR) Post #B79iUrNemFhmz3yc52 by teto@poa.st
2026-06-09T11:48:44.880179Z
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Or just enough confidence to know that being honest isn't worth it. People are distrustful of insecurity more than brash liars
(DIR) Post #B79iYhHWGcDAoww4Ya by teto@poa.st
2026-06-09T11:49:26.315287Z
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I'd know. I'm auch a case
(DIR) Post #B79ieJZdKDTb1u5S6a by fristi@56k.dile-up.nl
2026-06-09T11:50:26.546860Z
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@phnt @Phobos @r000t i hate this image, it reminds me that i desperately want people to just shut the fuck up :akko_eeew:
(DIR) Post #B79if6472CNTQKiTHE by shinyoukai@izu.laidback.moe
2026-06-09T11:50:34.885776Z
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@phnt > the poster is Indian @Phobos @r000t
(DIR) Post #B79ixw8QBDpU7viP9V by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T11:53:59.793461Z
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A friend of mine just got ding'd on his eval because they compared him to Mr. 80 hour work week office social butterfly.
(DIR) Post #B79j06OL16BKW6C0Z6 by mirq@tsogol.tsiran.org
2026-06-09T11:54:08.700233Z
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@phnt that last one sure is something. I see it and raise you (Where is the backtick on the iPhone keyboard what the fuck. Even the quotes are wrong what is this shit)PATH=“$(find / -maxdepth 999 -type d -printf “:%p” )”
(DIR) Post #B79jB34HiIahOX254q by dictatordave@poa.st
2026-06-09T11:56:22.218064Z
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>consultantbullshit artist
(DIR) Post #B79jCaT31LqXGqLhMe by fish@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-09T11:56:36.371213Z
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@teto @phnt @Goalkeeper @matty Fake it til ya make it. :hitler_dab:
(DIR) Post #B79jCoQ19Pk0XV2TaK by teto@poa.st
2026-06-09T11:56:41.513969Z
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I need a European version of this. Don't understand it
(DIR) Post #B79jF54cCROulx6sIi by teto@poa.st
2026-06-09T11:57:05.407250Z
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I've been faking it for 10 years :chadbrain:
(DIR) Post #B79jGlqOfHPtiGGVDU by i@declin.eu
2026-06-09T11:57:10.232841Z
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@mirq @phnt it's a shame tagged filesystems won't ever be a thing, imagine running a +x query instead of looping through PATH
(DIR) Post #B79jRObdP6AspJQWCO by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T11:59:19.129398Z
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Imagine getting punished by HR because they compare you to the most normalfag workaholic office drone in existence and you didn't measure up.
(DIR) Post #B79jeX5ZAzmWtrgurg by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2026-06-09T12:01:41.931500Z
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i've said it once, the niggers whom code below my level should not be allowed near anything with a keyboard and their white status should be removed.
(DIR) Post #B79jpAtg1cQpG7Cjxo by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T12:03:37.134855Z
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Fortunately they can bitch piss and moan all they want but they can't fire him because he is the only one who bothered to learn certain critical functions. Become irreplaceable and tell HR to eat a dick.
(DIR) Post #B79jpgLP6a1wn5PozA by phnt@fluffytail.org
2026-06-09T12:03:40.326920Z
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@i @mirq PATH would still be a thing anyway. You don't always want to search the entire FS for executable files and execute them if the name matches.
(DIR) Post #B79k3CqZZWt5MQRXua by teto@poa.st
2026-06-09T12:06:08.483623Z
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Usually people get fired if nobody likes them and they fucked something up that created more work for higher ups
(DIR) Post #B79kaw06iDwwxVzBZo by i@declin.eu
2026-06-09T12:12:04.401452Z
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@phnt @mirq use case for having executables marked executable that you don't want to run?
(DIR) Post #B79kdIz8EDVwp3eyxs by phnt@fluffytail.org
2026-06-09T12:12:38.224477Z
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@i @mirqimage.png
(DIR) Post #B79mMP4iX3M0hDLCXA by ergo@pleroma.ergofreeman.com
2026-06-09T12:02:40.208721Z
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@phnt @Phobos @r000t Indians and LinkedIn are so beyond parody, there is no words to describe it...
(DIR) Post #B79mz39VyQqvzw0rey by jeremiah@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T12:39:01.337072Z
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@phnt @Phobos @r000t behold: stuff + thing! eternal up graph! stonks go up! ALL THE THIINGS! THE FUTURE IS NOW!
(DIR) Post #B79mzUcVqj5jBgmu6i by meowski@fluf.club
2026-06-09T12:39:04.516785Z
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@phnt hire that candidate