Post B79ChtZ8lbn0zbWIMq by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
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(DIR) Post #B797x9oC9vjzwS1HlY by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T04:59:15.602202Z
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Round 2, Match 4: Graff vs. Jeff Cliff #faggottourney"As featured on The Verge, USA Today, and more" importantly the Faggot Tournament, Graf finds himself in familiar territory where he faces off against another tournament favorite, Jeff Cliff! Both contestants have extremely dedicated fan clubs with infamy and notoriety in equal parts.The owner and head jannie of Poast, Graf comes off of a surprising early loss last year but is primed for a successful tournament run this year. From a never-ending stream of overly publicized partner drama (including the ex's mom) to recently making former tournament winner Judge Dread a moderator, Graf has had quite the year since the last tournament. Graf's unique "talent" for finding women makes him an oddly qualified faggot, as no other fedizen has ever pulled a partner out of the psych ward. Other notable acts of faggotry include the usual blocking and defeds, non-stop over sharing, dealing with the media, and e-begging for money. He faces off against Jeff Cliff, a man with a much more singular focus. Interact with this post? You've just got HECKIN COVID, buddy. That's right, the only thing more infectious than a hellthread is the 100th resurgence of a pandemic, and YOU are to blame. Jeff comes off of a win from the last round where his usual suspects showed up in force to propel him to victory, but one question remains..... Is he going to be the super spreader or the cheek spreader in this match of the faggots? Let's find out!Tournament Rules:Voters must have maintained an active account on a Fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.loveRegardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.If you wish to change your vote, do so as an edit to your original vote. Edits made after the final tally will not be respected.
(DIR) Post #B79811XqpDGrTGDcbw by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T04:59:58.552573Z
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In the event of a tie: Jeff Cliff wins!
(DIR) Post #B7986ZG0uXOxTYWEZE by Wiz@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:00:55.996920Z
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@FaggotTourney Another goddamn shitshow on the horizon. I vote for Graf because he can't see me vote for him and that's funny.
(DIR) Post #B798IYaxCOd4tf1wrQ by RoBu@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T05:03:07.917549Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Jeff Cliff
(DIR) Post #B798Kk1BhOpQu7LIzg by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:03:32.410328Z
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@Wiz @FaggotTourney In true contrarian fashion, I vote for Jeff Cliff. Dude spends a lot of time trying to talk to people who defederate from him. That's kinda sad.
(DIR) Post #B798LfsKaUCsLRe3F2 by Wiz@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:03:42.411311Z
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@FaggotTourney Also, start the timer until NPC shows up
(DIR) Post #B798SorxXw8GGZsVfM by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:04:59.538895Z
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@Wiz @FaggotTourney If he's not screeching about graf in 10 minutes, I swear he's asleep or dead.
(DIR) Post #B798kj5plElzZ2uGOm by AnnusyaPipi@eientei.org
2026-06-09T05:08:11.366799Z
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@FaggotTourney I VOTE FOR JEFF CLIFF! :O
(DIR) Post #B798oEHMGjvf9cy1zM by RoBu@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T05:08:51.839493Z
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@FaggotTourney "recently making former tournament winner Judge Dread a moderator"Nobody ever told me that Graf was also mentally disabled.
(DIR) Post #B799xtCha39odnxY4e by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:21:47.467010Z
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@s8n @FaggotTourney @Wiz Me and Wiz are the tournament organizers. I want to keep our hands off the scales so I'm voting against him regardless of my beliefs.
(DIR) Post #B79A4IBLcoxrqZNZa4 by VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-09T05:22:55.010567Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney @Wiz and yet he refuses to talk to @TrevorGoodchild
(DIR) Post #B79A67V6JEuLIYURYe by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:23:17.402161Z
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@s8n @FaggotTourney @Wiz If you believe that then there's 4 words that you can say that goes a long way to convincing people that's true. :asuka_smug:
(DIR) Post #B79AOPJGplFPkFg0Ya by VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-09T05:26:31.582888Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @s8n @FaggotTourney @Wiz sure, I’ll join inI vote for Jeff Cliff
(DIR) Post #B79AXJBYyP4TMCJeBE by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:28:12.825688Z
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@VaxxSabbath @s8n @FaggotTourney @Wiz Thanks for popping in. :koronebless: I hope you have fun with the tournament.
(DIR) Post #B79AdPKV2gow9NP7aa by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:29:19.120685Z
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@Wiz @FaggotTourney Also fucking cute psych ward girls is based and I wish that was me
(DIR) Post #B79BrfZXY898XAntRY by Lyx@cum.estate
2026-06-09T05:43:05.498569Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney @Wiz I vote for a recount cause it's funny and I'm not like all the other girls
(DIR) Post #B79BzdpDveDZQrwOTQ by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:44:32.459429Z
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@Lyx @FaggotTourney @Wiz What happened to your DRC account by the way?
(DIR) Post #B79C1cGkgWjDBZl6Js by satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com
2026-06-09T05:44:54.448Z
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@FaggotTourney@tsundere.love easy. I vote for Jeff cliff. even Graf's most recent anticts can't hold a candle to the faggotry of Jeff cliff.
(DIR) Post #B79ChtZ8lbn0zbWIMq by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T05:52:32.033069Z
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@satsuki @FaggotTourney Graf has done a lot this week to push himself forward in the rankings for this tournament.
(DIR) Post #B79D39qPRGjfYpjhGi by satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com
2026-06-09T05:56:23.044Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love yeah but its stupid shit. Jeff cliff is a huge faggot without eveb trying.
(DIR) Post #B79LO8kfUmTVt2ZCtM by Deplorable_Degenerate@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-09T07:29:49.042756Z
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I vote for Jeff. He's a peerless troll and deserves the w for his years of hard work.
(DIR) Post #B79VS9TLkzwsp11AmG by nigger@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-09T09:22:31.761231Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for daniel stevens
(DIR) Post #B79VjOtXfb55ZoUgW8 by nigger@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-09T09:25:39.464604Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney @Wiz this was true for me as well
(DIR) Post #B79XxAuceZS6AmhA80 by TrevorGoodchild@poa.st
2026-06-09T09:50:35.846817Z
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I vote for Jeff Cliff because graf is a chill dude who convinced me to play Clair ObscurAnd also 'cause Jeff refuses to umute me, serious fag behavior
(DIR) Post #B79ZGW60DY19KRnxVg by Cleisthenes@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T10:05:19.051730Z
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Jeff "SS" Cliff is my vote(Self Sacorphofied)
(DIR) Post #B79fsooBgyAy5u7R3o by dj@parcero.casa
2026-06-09T11:18:59.775174Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @s8n @FaggotTourney @Wiz I vote for s8n, I mean jeff cliff. He complains about grafs defeds but he has unblocked almost everyone lately. And s8n blocked me over dicey. weird hill to die on.
(DIR) Post #B79hedkODjvVdti2y0 by TrueMasterCole@poa.st
2026-06-09T11:39:18.478603Z
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I vote for jeffcliff?
(DIR) Post #B79irNtUZceKC3bkW0 by Eleutheria2@poa.st
2026-06-09T11:52:23.472969Z
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I vote for Jeff. If he makes #darkjeff his full-time personality, I will never vote for him again.
(DIR) Post #B79lA4QJOB2ZDUzrns by Spooke@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-09T12:18:36.427103Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Jeff Cliff.
(DIR) Post #B79nFOYMArdB0KQVWK by condret@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T12:41:58.946079Z
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@FaggotTourney nothing beats running poast, i vote graf
(DIR) Post #B79nb4o6Goo08M83ea by fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social
2026-06-09T12:45:53Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Jannie "psych ward" Graff. Jeff Cliff is a right fag, but he's pretty one note.
(DIR) Post #B79vlyMnM4voyh41OS by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T14:17:30.013360Z
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@FaggotTourney Just a quick glance makes it clear Jeffo's winning this :chinowoah1:
(DIR) Post #B7A0gNmuQUpJqzQrpI by bigmattoidchimpin@annihilation.social
2026-06-09T15:12:30.531673Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Jeff Cliff because his name is Jeff Cliff and he's vaxxed. I know people don't appreciate my objective scientific methodology for performing name analyses, but Jeff Cliff is easily one of the worst names I've ever seen from Canada if it's even real. I hope that name is fake, like Ted Cruz, who just so happens to be another Canadian golem with no soul.Also, I have to step in and play devil's advocate for graf, who's not going to advance anyway, but calling him a faggot for the greatest recruitment drive in Fediverse history is some player-hating bullshit. I'd be shocked if he were truly the only Fedizen to pull a partner out of the psych ward. If he in fact is the only one who has done so, there are most assuredly some Fedizens who've put a partner into the psych ward. Personally, I've never pulled one out of the psych ward, but only because it's against my principles. Just psych nurses and 'clinicians' who should be in a psych ward, and basically are, but they're not patients per se. I think. Anyway, graf should do more psych ward engagement. Thanks to him, I can say that I'm best online frens with two cult leaders, that chick who's a Perfect 10 btw since you don't even have to do any of the steps involved or even read Fritz Springmeier's The Illuminati Formula Used to Create an Undetectable Mind Controlled Slave with her--if you were a sick bastard like that who gets involved with chicks less than 100% White, something that is 100% against my principles-- and @KingOfWhiteAmerica. Actually, three, if you count @TrevorGoodchild, but I'm supposed to say that cult never happened because of its dismemberment. All the expunged never existed unpersons fled to Tibet after failing the elite knife training course. If those ungrateful glownigger infiltrators had actually passed the course, maybe they would have had better luck in China during that whole early 2010s thing. I couldn't even take the course because of my carpal tunnel syndrome from typing these posts. Great times though, and Trevor was the greatest cult leader I Never had, bar none. Hopefully it starts up again, uh, for the first time someday. Graf won't read this, or anyone really, but NEVER give up your gifts or passions because of some Fag Attorney gaysayers who've only 'slept with' their own moms. The most valuable lesson I ever learned in the Citadel of Elite training received with the culled members was this: America is a lunatic asylum, and the psych wards are where the elites lock up the premier top prize pussy. Pearls of wisdom like that are not for the profane, none of whom can read this far anyway. Also @Twig this is really for you, my nigger. I hope you make it to the pearls of wisdom. You deserve happiness with some real pussy too, my good friend.
(DIR) Post #B7A3q9xuyLotk5w3A8 by JoeBravo77@poa.st
2026-06-09T15:47:54.321098Z
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JeffCliffHey, let's name our little bundle of shit with a 1st and last name ending in FF.
(DIR) Post #B7A5tuXuRYXEzDgcpk by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T16:10:59.554742Z
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@FaggotTourney puh
(DIR) Post #B7A5v9FTGUXQsKeUHg by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T16:11:12.863257Z
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@RoBu @FaggotTourney :mario:
(DIR) Post #B7A6Kkzm3nXnBVWNHs by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T16:15:50.415816Z
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@nigger @FaggotTourney I lived 6 years of my life in "ontario, canada". My father lived ~21+ years of his, and 2 of my cousins are there. It calls me.
(DIR) Post #B7A6j1pB8qJUKT8fDc by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T16:20:13.569886Z
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@fkq1q2r2 @FaggotTourney holdup, I am not "one note" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrgkp8KLJQ8[ I obv take issue with the other part but one note is so obviously and verifiably wrong ]
(DIR) Post #B7A6m8LlKuSbR7rOfA by BialoK@poa.st
2026-06-09T13:12:53.830868Z
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I vote for Jeff Cliff.
(DIR) Post #B7A8Xf6JUGCCZlrRuS by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T16:40:35.222577Z
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@FaggotTourney it's been awhile since i've started a proper hellthread. Welcome to the hellthread@Aethelbald@3b7fc823611f1aeaea63ee3bf69b25b8aa16ec6e81d1afc39026808fe194354f@akihahataya@xoftheunknown@CrystalFaller@877cb256f15e239efb99a0907997b39cd2d064d1c2bdbad24268a961d6378a04@Weking@lackthereof@kolektiva.social@lonelyowl13
(DIR) Post #B7A9RLD4d0in6NZahk by captainslow@poa.st
2026-06-09T16:49:46.302584Z
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Cool. What are we hell threading about?
(DIR) Post #B7A9RMNkGoqsjlZcye by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T16:50:38.394550Z
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@captainslow @CrystalFaller @xoftheunknown @3b7fc823611f1aeaea63ee3bf69b25b8aa16ec6e81d1afc39026808fe194354f @Aethelbald @Weking @FaggotTourney The topic of this thread is Match 4 of the fediverse " #faggottourney " @graf vs. me
(DIR) Post #B7A9Tpl61HRMQUfw7E by captainslow@poa.st
2026-06-09T16:50:57.014958Z
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I like both of you
(DIR) Post #B7A9WQexnFCLS62oPQ by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T16:51:34.108225Z
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@captainslow @CrystalFaller @xoftheunknown @3b7fc823611f1aeaea63ee3bf69b25b8aa16ec6e81d1afc39026808fe194354f @Aethelbald @Weking @graf @FaggotTourney Alas, someone has to "win"
(DIR) Post #B7A9eLYCfkXBvJeqXY by captainslow@poa.st
2026-06-09T16:52:46.069230Z
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I abstain. You are equally faggots in my eyes
(DIR) Post #B7A9ju2vqVVsMEgFCC by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T16:54:00.179656Z
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@captainslow @CrystalFaller @xoftheunknown @3b7fc823611f1aeaea63ee3bf69b25b8aa16ec6e81d1afc39026808fe194354f @Aethelbald @Weking @graf @FaggotTourney don't forget to hit RT
(DIR) Post #B7A9kV3wDjIpA4R4Ou by QuisSicutDeus@poa.st
2026-06-09T16:53:48.014732Z
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Graf may over share but Jeff's neurosis is bourne of love for his fellow man.I vote for Jeff.
(DIR) Post #B7A9ley4sTOcAkFPGK by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T16:54:19.318614Z
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@QuisSicutDeus @RoBu @FaggotTourney ...not *that* kind of love.
(DIR) Post #B7AAIEwUf2NT0n2fEu by fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social
2026-06-09T17:00:12Z
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@jeffcliff I sit corrected. You're a man of many talents and a musician, not one note. Do you have a ditty for this tourney?@FaggotTourney
(DIR) Post #B7ACcOJBkPjxlBOTse by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T17:26:15.663535Z
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@fkq1q2r2 @FaggotTourney :blob_upsidedown:
(DIR) Post #B7AD9yo14ZUIVhpUzA by echo@stereophonic.space
2026-06-09T17:32:16.117236Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for jeff cliff.
(DIR) Post #B7ADPzWeAEcJNOL9H6 by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T17:35:13.075830Z
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@Cleisthenes Please cast your vote in the form of "I vote for..." to make it easier for the tournament organizers to tally it at the end of the match. :koronebless:
(DIR) Post #B7ADTkOYMRaTblLTVY by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T17:35:53.803371Z
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@JoeBravo77 @bigmattoidchimpin @Twig Please cast your vote in the form of "I vote for..." to make it easier to tally at the end. :koronebless:
(DIR) Post #B7ADYu0A4UDMqmOVuq by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T17:36:49.176784Z
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Jeff Cliff is running away with this match handily: He's beating Graf 19-4! This match is scheduled to end one hour early as a result of this massive gaping lead!
(DIR) Post #B7AFSb3JoJUQFezZPk by Mamako@tsundere.love
2026-06-09T17:58:05.072802Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for graf since he decided to try and fuck his ex's dying mother.
(DIR) Post #B7AIPoE2g2O26IN1ea by TyggBiddies@clew.live
2026-06-09T18:31:12.374358Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote Jeff Cliff.
(DIR) Post #B7AXczEeYJsxK9OikS by RoBu@shitposter.world
2026-06-09T21:21:40.036219Z
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@jeffcliff @FaggotTourney No thanks