Post B78N9ga5RTN5DGtQ92 by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
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(DIR) Post #B78MCJZRLofUlJHQaO by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:04:10.475555Z
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I called it, the defense has rested, closing arguments tomorrow.
(DIR) Post #B78MGbzsmds94LhIjQ by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:04:52.528517Z
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The PD is done humiliating himself
(DIR) Post #B78MHxn1FFUgwmKDLM by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:05:10.276990Z
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The defense took less than 2 days. Its nogver
(DIR) Post #B78MK5zJjblOx95tq4 by Chzikken_1486@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:05:34.213430Z
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WHAT THE FUCK. LOL
(DIR) Post #B78MPc5rnIDFyUmxWq by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:06:33.826376Z
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There is only so long you can pretend to be working carrying a 2x4 around before someone notices. They ran out of shit to make up
(DIR) Post #B78MQFsRsbFNMSooAS by Oughtism@shin.mugicha.club
2026-06-08T20:06:24.255831Z
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It's a shame they can't just execute the nigger immediately upon reading the guilty verdict
(DIR) Post #B78MSk3QeXXBX78kfA by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:07:08.448505Z
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I miss when you got convicted when they just took you out an hung you immediately. Maybe a nice burning at the stake to liven things up
(DIR) Post #B78MTxwIVwzIt0O86C by Chzikken_1486@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:07:22.098528Z
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They didn't have shit the first day when the videos were played
(DIR) Post #B78MWVfQ5PMs4PhsjA by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:07:49.264772Z
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They rested the case as soon as their best witness got impeached for lying, I'm not even joking
(DIR) Post #B78MlySpIo7Dj4Brk0 by Chzikken_1486@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:10:37.267536Z
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Sounds like it lol.If the nigger pleads guilty before it goes to a jury, who decides his prison term?
(DIR) Post #B78MqSxbrJvDT2jNJo by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:11:26.180967Z
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I think the defense is probably resting because at this point they're going to go for a plea deal
(DIR) Post #B78MtPwtVp5Kzont6u by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:11:57.261935Z
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Good fucking luck son. The prosecutor has zero reason to give them the deal.
(DIR) Post #B78MviQZmPCYszmb5c by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:12:11.052855Z
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I think the judge does that.
(DIR) Post #B78MxEw2P4DlznE3BA by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:12:39.181808Z
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If he is found guilty the judge sets the sentence yeah
(DIR) Post #B78MyabjJLt7V8N1Bg by DMA@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:12:36.894878Z
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The judge
(DIR) Post #B78N0J7zGsfrrsHHBQ by fknretardlol@decayable.ink
2026-06-08T20:09:04.868588Z
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@Dudebro @CobaltSasquatch we talkin carmelon ?
(DIR) Post #B78N2WOiuASrbSA4n2 by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:13:36.925466Z
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To my knowledge he can take a plea deal any time before the sentence is read. The prosecution at this point would be retarded to offer one though
(DIR) Post #B78N3YHrMl0BkhRUye by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:13:47.888125Z
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Please provide more detail
(DIR) Post #B78N45anXMl72zYaZs by Chzikken_1486@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:13:53.739475Z
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Can't plea bargain. Judge said "no".He can plead guilty, that's it.
(DIR) Post #B78N77y1AJ2THRrms4 by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:10:09.547247Z
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We the jury find you Kameltoe nigger guilty of being a supreme nog.
(DIR) Post #B78N9ga5RTN5DGtQ92 by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:14:54.600462Z
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Witness #4 claimed that at the time of the stabbing Karmello was "surrounded and being threatened" the camera footage showed Witness #4 over 50 feet away and facing the opposite direction meaning he wouldn't have known if Karmello was doing a mime routine
(DIR) Post #B78NAt4oT9v2Fzq0JM by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:14:43.464451Z
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Nice fuck that nigger. He will be layin up with other nogs in they cells in less than a month.
(DIR) Post #B78NB3L8JKuo5VYB8a by DMA@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:13:08.922942Z
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They denied the deal already
(DIR) Post #B78NB9DCTk8QIdsvbc by DMA@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:14:15.991883Z
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To bad no death penalty
(DIR) Post #B78NBROUsTrmgtJCiG by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:15:13.590561Z
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Since when does a jury decide on the length of a prison sentence?
(DIR) Post #B78NC45j0D1WhxpGMq by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:15:20.244941Z
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Brilliant
(DIR) Post #B78NDkUSqibkUoCUMq by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:15:36.188596Z
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The amount of other niggers who were there that want to see this chimp strung up says a lot.
(DIR) Post #B78NHu96tMpFbIC4u0 by Chzikken_1486@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:16:23.509447Z
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Some do in fact. The judge can override the jury on that if he felt it was too much or too little. It has happened
(DIR) Post #B78NKDE0vYiTLuaVto by Chzikken_1486@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:16:48.624283Z
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Lol. Yes
(DIR) Post #B78NKpBrlzZr6FsKpM by NothingToSeeHere@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:16:36.269258Z
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What color was #4?
(DIR) Post #B78NKqZed2CROK0qXo by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:16:54.857572Z
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How racist, I love it. He was of the negroid persuasion
(DIR) Post #B78NL7eB9Sv6LHGCSO by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:16:58.381776Z
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Austin Metcalf's coach is black too btw. This nigger picked the absolute worst possible White Boy to stab.
(DIR) Post #B78NNnwKsY4u5f22nw by fknretardlol@decayable.ink
2026-06-08T20:13:21.543625Z
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@Captain80s @CobaltSasquatch @Chzikken_1486
(DIR) Post #B78NPnmiQW3sBjU71c by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:17:48.797493Z
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Guilty or not Guilty that's it finished
(DIR) Post #B78NVMlDoYrM70RI5w by Chzikken_1486@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:18:49.339141Z
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Some juries are given instructions during the sentencing phase. With strict conditions
(DIR) Post #B78NWZO6LvvfZ1CNyC by pepsi_man@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:18:34.505187Z
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@CobaltSasquatch @Chzikken_1486 If you take it to trial there are no pleasHe's fried like a Kentucky chicken
(DIR) Post #B78Nbm6YUyoaS8TQxs by Chzikken_1486@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:19:58.925357Z
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Yep. There won't be a holdout. 90% of the time the jury made its decision the first day of the trial.
(DIR) Post #B78NfoeCzEHPUu8q80 by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:20:41.726209Z
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(DIR) Post #B78NiDBIk2gqAOlMG0 by DEERBLOOD@poa.st
2026-06-08T20:21:06.669278Z
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There was a lot of edging with that trial
(DIR) Post #B78NkgllhjloVo08q8 by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:21:21.611578Z
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Every single audition of American Idol ever.
(DIR) Post #B78NmMt8apSZQmFUlU by fknretardlol@decayable.ink
2026-06-08T20:17:46.256589Z
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@Dudebro @CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @Chzikken_1486 15 mph behind a diesel pickup on a gravel road it is proper
(DIR) Post #B78Nsx7mmRbTYMExF2 by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:23:04.683716Z
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Just imagine this poor soul has gone all through her life without anybody telling her that she sucks at singing
(DIR) Post #B78O6IJ3L30N0ms87U by VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-08T20:25:29.844695Z
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@CobaltSasquatch yo @Humpleupagus, what are the odds that they’re trying to get an “incompetent/ineffective defense” claim baked in for the appeal so they can get him off that way?
(DIR) Post #B78POXdz9Uo5kNvawy by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:39:59.384704Z
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THE WORST POSSIBLE WHITE KID TO STAB
(DIR) Post #B78PYjhjAPK830XVWi by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:28:49.251474Z
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For her to be that into it she had to think she sounds good
(DIR) Post #B78PYkDHH6YpcrIhhg by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:41:48.338098Z
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I blame the parents
(DIR) Post #B78PkqUZku2CZhA6nA by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:44:01.750592Z
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Where do stand on Janis Joplin? Besides the hepatitis...
(DIR) Post #B78PmdVT0ThYsbQt5k by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:44:18.751991Z
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The coach is black my guy. Also you don't get to leave halfway through a meet. The punishment was correct. Settle down.
(DIR) Post #B78PsnKhNy495pKgLI by sapphire@shortstacksran.ch
2026-06-08T20:44:06.747330Z
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@Dudebro @CobaltSasquatch @Goalkeeper @Chzikken_1486
(DIR) Post #B78Q1hDLVIAmis8bWC by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:47:00.118327Z
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I'm not with you on this one man. The kid signed up. He made the commitment. The coach was working with him on making good on that commitment and did nothing wrong.
(DIR) Post #B78QIfdGddzIjuM9ya by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:48:42.720690Z
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overblown cunt every old fuck will be like "dats real music right dere" as some cow wails in the background.
(DIR) Post #B78QQBpRKcc6cbdSe8 by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:51:28.177878Z
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Like if he wasn't on the team and was just a student and they assigned him some gay shit to do for community service points or whatever, yeah I get that. They made our clubs in college do that or we wouldn't get funding. Had fuck all to do with the club. This was not that.
(DIR) Post #B78QRODmk23bLXawro by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:50:56.353835Z
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When I first moved to Austin TX got to see where she sang. She was still a big deal to the limbruls in the early 90s. I cant stand her shes gross and cant sing.
(DIR) Post #B78QVunbYn53XiVVZY by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:52:26.612671Z
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I do to. I can recall my sister singing in the back of the car during family trips. Every single commercial on TV she had memorized and would sing them thinking she was good. She was horrible but mom and dad told her she was great.
(DIR) Post #B78QcgNZZToWqbYeJ6 by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:53:45.500783Z
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She was a gross thing, huh? Like a troll. Reminds me of my first boyfriend's mom 😩
(DIR) Post #B78QfZB0o57pNU3e52 by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:54:14.765258Z
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He was just supposed to keep an eye out. He could have gotten his coach but chose to hand it himself. Clearly didn't expect to get stabbed. Ultimately poor decision making. Never relax etc etc.
(DIR) Post #B78QyJ1z3mLMnylqKm by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-06-08T20:57:39.363852Z
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Defense resting already only a week into this is not good for Karmelo Anthony. Not even going to try to fight it, to exhaust the process. I admire the admission of defeat.
(DIR) Post #B78Qyvjv8s4GrFcT5s by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:57:47.168625Z
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My younger sister couldn't do no wrong in my parents eyes
(DIR) Post #B78R1qH7unaAmMXWqG by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-06-08T20:58:18.624950Z
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It's Sambover.
(DIR) Post #B78R1s0tS7mmAaxaoi by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:58:19.127432Z
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I went on a rural bike ride in Maui past Hendrix last concert site. Crazy nigger. Crazy era. Awful degens, the lot of them.But still, a few good songs to be had.
(DIR) Post #B78R4UkCQKHes1P3vU by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:58:45.129115Z
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Also my school had a cop on standby at every meet and we barely had any niggers. I have no clue what they were doing.
(DIR) Post #B78R4Yf1rUWb190zQG by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:58:48.222987Z
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The defense did 1.5 days, and thats being generous. Every witness they called ended up being a prosecution witness. The one witness that didn't was impeached for lying. They're doing the smart thing and Shutting The Fuck Up™️
(DIR) Post #B78R6OUKebhm2yt3Zo by JollyR@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:58:34.510405Z
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Her grave.
(DIR) Post #B78R7Y00mIETpnFrJQ by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:59:20.520400Z
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Did you go to Woodstock? 😯
(DIR) Post #B78RA0ssM6Qzzy5ovo by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-06-08T20:59:44.410498Z
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I know.
(DIR) Post #B78RA6uVwvJIgmuDJo by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T20:59:41.794615Z
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We fuckin hate each other me and my sister. That is due to a two tier justice system within our family. Never got resolved parents pretend it never happened. The result we hate each other. She is a short obese ISD teacher who has to be the picture child of modernism.
(DIR) Post #B78RHTZ27efWyVN0me by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-06-08T21:01:05.755930Z
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This public defender knows what he's doing and doesn't want to be remembered by the judge for being needlessly argumentative and wasting said judge's time. The long, careful game for him but it never even broke a stride for Karmelo. Good. It didn't need to.
(DIR) Post #B78RKqfIgorlUSuT4K by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:01:42.757132Z
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I did a dive in to Karmello's lawyer. The dude is a magician. He has gotten over 120 case wins and numerous felony reductions. He is a really fucking good lawyer, why he has shit not only his pants but his socks and shoes on this case I don't know
(DIR) Post #B78RMvRxs1qeuSf8gy by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:00:36.182694Z
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Na Jimmy sucked balls he was just one of the first doing it and had the backing of creamy gross jews.
(DIR) Post #B78RMwJqdgwxbZsAgC by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:02:05.173157Z
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I'm not so much a Hendrix fan, but I like some stuff from their era.
(DIR) Post #B78RNNLu89dbRm2h8K by Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:02:09.699057Z
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Probably felt confident because he was built like a brick shithouse too. Unfortunately a 5 inch knife doesn't care how good your abs are.
(DIR) Post #B78ROUq5mPmexNhHGa by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:02:20.681693Z
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Yes.
(DIR) Post #B78RP3jw1IefCQ5M1o by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-06-08T21:02:29.575244Z
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Read trial lawyer books and you'll understand.
(DIR) Post #B78RZj7t09ZIS7NJdA by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:04:25.701904Z
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Before I do my best guess is that this case was unwinnable and since his client was a clown he decided to sell peanuts and popcorn
(DIR) Post #B78Rhh9kD4a4ew2m6y by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:05:51.959965Z
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My parents were exactly the same i cannot stand my fake as fuck sister who is 18 months younger or my crack head youngest brother who is 8 years younger I have nothing to do with him i might see my sister twice a year if I'm unfortunate enough
(DIR) Post #B78S2erbvcVrd9YeKe by Oughtism@shin.mugicha.club
2026-06-08T21:03:43.473555Z
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They needed to spend that $600k from GoFundMe on a house and rims nigga.
(DIR) Post #B78S2g4lQCd1OEifTM by Owl@shitpost.cloud
2026-06-08T21:09:36.501803Z
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Stop being racist or leave the thread.
(DIR) Post #B78SlWrSWnPJqIsoKm by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:16:38.339984Z
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This is what White chicks look at sound like when they sing thinking they sound black.
(DIR) Post #B78Sp9Iq3kPBw5Pq6q by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:18:24.671463Z
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IAC has to be actual incompetence. It can't be the product of strategy.
(DIR) Post #B78Sq3Wb1mgUIyHcKO by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:18:35.550010Z
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(DIR) Post #B78SzkbgDer2WmHfBw by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:20:20.636219Z
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Also wouldn't it look extremely bad for the defense lawyer? Like would he actually nail his career to a cross for this client when he has a very successful private practice that doesn't depend on PD work?
(DIR) Post #B78T2dstfXz8Y0iRNY by matty@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:20:51.487534Z
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> your honor, this nigga didn't even try
(DIR) Post #B78TIBLDYlpweiN9ii by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:23:39.700761Z
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He'd need different counsel on the appeal or writ of habeas corpus (depending on appeal stage).
(DIR) Post #B78TOLuXAv43Arpkno by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:19:27.304074Z
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What it gets slightly over 80 degree F and they all started dying. Cringe.
(DIR) Post #B78TONZgzNa6Ko68au by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:24:44.915394Z
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They consider 87 a heatwave😮💨
(DIR) Post #B78TSJkn8ZRLdtARlo by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:25:29.511469Z
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He didn't though. That student got blasted today. He testified everyone was standing around Kamelo prior to the stabbing on direct. Admitted he was wrong and it after on cross. How could he not see that coming?
(DIR) Post #B78TVrP6U0oOsKiEVc by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:26:08.420575Z
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I mean wouldn't it look bad on the lawyer professionally. Like getting a DUI to a pro driver? Or do they give you one incompetency mulligan?
(DIR) Post #B78Tb7tsZr8JUBcPjs by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:26:18.059462Z
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Couple years ago our AC went out. Took the land lord over a week to get the dude out here and for him to replace it. It was 93 degrees F in the house for 5 days. We managed. Lots of cool showers and sitting in front of the fan to dry.
(DIR) Post #B78TbcLZNT6luknx44 by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:27:11.270950Z
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I'm still trying to figure out how he though having the medical examiner show the hole through the kids chest and through his heart wall was supposed to help
(DIR) Post #B78TciTk4639Dn9RFA by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:27:22.116030Z
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Yeah. But that's his problem. He's a criminal defense lawyer. Fuck that guy.
(DIR) Post #B78TgQobgBOxb6gLhI by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:28:02.858951Z
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It makes the death real. The case will turn on Karmelo's words.
(DIR) Post #B78ThBRWJprSD7F4jo by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:28:11.374530Z
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More what I meant was its not the kind of thing someone would do for this case. He would nail his own practice to the cross to save one kid by pretending to be retarded
(DIR) Post #B78TmyJS37ibE3ECVE by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2026-06-08T21:28:49.254555Z
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Idk, judges get their decisions appealed all the time and it never impacts them professionally. Lawyers work on different rules than the rest of us
(DIR) Post #B78ToO9vRGO1fzRps8 by matty@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:29:28.739600Z
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> how could he not see that comingSomething about 15-second attention spans
(DIR) Post #B78Tspex8Pbc7r4zui by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:30:17.450711Z
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It also seems weird to not have Karmello on the stand since self defense is an affirmative defense. Or maybe thats normal. I think if it was me and I really was in fear of my life I'd want to tell my side
(DIR) Post #B78TyiQivW6HRQEHuS by JedDrudge@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:31:21.083888Z
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OJ Simpson was somehow found not guilty. Very different cases/ circumstances, of course, but it makes me wonder if some sorts of legal shenanigans are possible...
(DIR) Post #B78Tz0EcjF7If6hsY4 by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:31:24.299140Z
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Judges have immunity for official acts. Lawyers have quasi-immunity. We have more immunity against adverse parties, due to the litigation privilege, than against our own clients. It's complicated.
(DIR) Post #B78U2LWA3X8nXRVJ7g by matty@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:32:00.089351Z
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From what I understand, it's never a good idea, at least if the prosecution is good at what they do. They can try to get you to trip up in ways you didn't mean to, even if you're innocent. I've never been in court except for one time for jury duty (I didn't make the cut because I told them I would be unable to be unbiased against the defendant due to my prior employment history)
(DIR) Post #B78U4OdJRbK3mOpJOy by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:32:22.767245Z
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Some people think it was his kid that did it, and OJ took the fall for him.
(DIR) Post #B78U7CQvG8ncoMMsFM by JedDrudge@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:32:53.278210Z
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Never heard of that...
(DIR) Post #B78U8U9erAWY3yuDRY by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:33:07.286126Z
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My Dad taught me that trick. I still have a copy of Rush Limbaugh's book just on the off chance I get jury duty. I've been called 3 times and I've been the first one dismissed every time because I carried that book
(DIR) Post #B78UBEiygNmt4kjp68 by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2026-06-08T21:33:37.310449Z
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>we👀
(DIR) Post #B78UI9fbsAzvQXSguO by matty@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:34:50.683739Z
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It was your standard run of the mill defendant-American.
(DIR) Post #B78UICiCYzqyrRhIrg by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:34:52.015570Z
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Self-defense isn't a fully affirmative defense, the state actual bears the burden of establishing it wasn't beyond a reasonable doubt. The issues is getting the jury instruction. There has to be some prima facie showing that it's viable. Prima facie is a very low standard.
(DIR) Post #B78UKYMz0ldCbutQ3s by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:35:17.162106Z
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His penis explosion technician
(DIR) Post #B78UKybPTkcVyBqJ9s by MeBigbrain@poa.st
2026-06-08T21:35:22.940981Z
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Counterpoint: Kyle Rittenhouse took the stand in his defense and he walked.
(DIR) Post #B78ULYd5WzLxhou9lw by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:34:57.674382Z
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he's a lawyer
(DIR) Post #B78UNDBgDtd7mdsDqq by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:35:46.587205Z
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But he would have grown up to be a defendant-doctor. 😭
(DIR) Post #B78USqfsq29xhNglsm by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-08T21:36:47.925927Z
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He was a good witness. He knew how to cry like a bitch.
(DIR) Post #B78UU0veCNYBn7cNRw by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:37:00.665812Z
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All I have to do is yell "They're coming right for me" before I shoot. Life just got a whole lot cooler:take_notes:
(DIR) Post #B78UYKW3JeJlhLhilM by matty@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:37:47.451634Z
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Yes, but Kyle Rittenhouse didn't shoot blacks. The looming fear of "peaceful protests" and jury members losing their employment/lives over rightfully putting a murderer in prison is something the leftists have done well. The chilling effect. People can say what they want, but when it's your own ass on the line, you may not be so apt to stick to your morals. Derek Chauvin should never have gone to super rape prison but he's there because niggers threatened to burn down the world. People have more or less forgotten about him, but he's still in there.
(DIR) Post #B78Ub9gk1rqkzB3EDg by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:38:18.563456Z
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*lip smack* Yo awna da defense rekwets a recess an shieet for da rest uh da day cause my client gotta do a heart bypass or summin
(DIR) Post #B78UnxUSgzoAv1PdJY by CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:40:36.986161Z
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I could actually see the jury agreeing to be hung among themselves because they fear being joggered
(DIR) Post #B78UpqtKCMDR20wdoO by Oughtism@shin.mugicha.club
2026-06-08T20:54:13.996517Z
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If he tried to go fishing some boomer would try to drown him for being at "his" lake like that other retard in the news.
(DIR) Post #B78UyMlnYfvKDZU5Nw by VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-08T21:42:28.254388Z
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@CobaltSasquatch @Humpleupagus that depends on how much of a True Believer he is and/or how much he’s able to cash out from a sugardaddy
(DIR) Post #B78V8mdIFuxjKGTPoe by CenturianFrend@poa.st
2026-06-08T21:44:23.062906Z
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Hyper violent goldfish
(DIR) Post #B78VIrZKl49vWyQZuq by VaxxSabbath@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-08T21:46:12.287902Z
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@Humpleupagus @CobaltSasquatch yeah, but you have to prove that, which means that the person investigating has to want to prove itidk mang, at certain levels of inexplicable retardation I assume hostile intent
(DIR) Post #B78WqUNHbIQZOXOAme by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:50:53.277377Z
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Over 87f is hellish!
(DIR) Post #B78WqVmUN4BTl0Boi8 by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T21:55:48.478220Z
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Try going to Galveston Island during the summer at peek humidity , salt air humidity and over 100 degrees F. If you have shaved your face or clipped your finger nails it will cause your face and finger tips to burn and swell due to the salt air.
(DIR) Post #B78Ws7PvvTYmm0PDRA by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T22:03:46.628203Z
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(DIR) Post #B78WxKHFXZXE6bpLFI by JedDrudge@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T22:04:43.140655Z
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Tallahassee, FL in the summertime... *whew*...
(DIR) Post #B78XNC4GgYDgAq5chc by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T22:01:56.219791Z
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Sounds lovely. We should move there.
(DIR) Post #B78XNDLfvJjo97F2TQ by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T22:02:53.865083Z
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Yeah and and Lots and Lots of negros.
(DIR) Post #B78XNEPFzUCHQVvPhA by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T22:09:18.741137Z
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So just like home ?
(DIR) Post #B78XXNSXBfYkOpIPdA by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T22:10:57.200344Z
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I live in a White town niggers move here to get away from other niggers.
(DIR) Post #B78XXOlMLADCRV6xc0 by ApocalyptoLatte1488@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T22:11:12.038865Z
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(DIR) Post #B78Y2RiPPgeYZnXHlo by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T22:15:55.426917Z
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(DIR) Post #B78jVXh3Mft30jyjbc by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-09T00:25:21.281035Z
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Only sometimes.
(DIR) Post #B78jluVSJYhmOhMIwi by vonzeppelin@poa.st
2026-06-09T00:28:19.527163Z
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lies. elephants can't even fit into a courtroom, much less pass the bar
(DIR) Post #B78n6ljkPjWn8vgJHM by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-08T22:03:42.707724Z
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A target-rich environment.
(DIR) Post #B78nOSkNkwqzSZPo4O by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-09T01:08:52.868338Z
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I'm a fucking elephant. I'll do what I want.
(DIR) Post #B78nRRu1LvUHi2LcHI by Myshkin@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T01:09:27.026400Z
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Great post! Best I’ve seen all day
(DIR) Post #B794aZUCE1m93XCiBM by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T01:27:15.596466Z
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Yor not a real lawyer just a catfish.