Post B73017ZoR08tb0ubjc by wd_5x5@poa.st
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(DIR) Post #B72rWdPDFIMHhYuEMq by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:26:56.057834Z
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Renters semi-trashed our cabin & I needed help, since 60 mi away with toddlers, etc...Can't help but think the boss babe, single-mom cleaner hangs up towels like a vag, though 🧐 Humor me... only comic relief in my week.
(DIR) Post #B72s8kX3CLgIo9kM9Q by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:30:53.064771Z
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Dang, that looks like the Grand Canyon with a wax.
(DIR) Post #B72s8lfwwkOUM2uyf2 by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:33:48.103191Z
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LMAO... THANK YOU FOR THAT!! Turn that shit around, girl 🙈 Hang your towel in shame...
(DIR) Post #B72s9OxKu2TUBGLufw by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T04:33:41.027230Z
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I regret being too brainfried to supply a witty enough response to this
(DIR) Post #B72sIsEJQtq5ZtoG8G by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:35:39.592447Z
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I may or may not have had a margarita & be stuck here with only late-napped toddlers... try me :animu_smug12:
(DIR) Post #B72sKWDoEI2jtsMIVc by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:34:45.061736Z
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I hope you didn't touch that towel without gloves on, Sister Tulla.
(DIR) Post #B72sL9hFSllUKTQrJI by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:35:52.747706Z
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I was/am brainfried when I posted it.
(DIR) Post #B72sPCaWecWkSJDXBA by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:36:25.220920Z
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Girl, you've earned that marg. Have 2.
(DIR) Post #B72sXNGArQUxs0awLY by briar@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:38:16.437980Z
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(DIR) Post #B72t7GIaDfTuhnpmVc by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T04:38:22.265270Z
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Oh I'd like to try a whole jug of Margerite right now
(DIR) Post #B72t7GxLm65ikEuL3I by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T04:44:04.039741Z
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I'm lifting the empty bottle of kombutcha that I fill with boxwine to you both right now Mah Racist Quans! 🥂
(DIR) Post #B72t8FON4lMABQ0lV2 by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T04:42:11.338525Z
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I think I need Coffee
(DIR) Post #B72t8GIjhCRX0ENmM4 by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:43:31.423744Z
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I need another hit. TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #B72tE9uyLEuAwW4y80 by KareemAfWeet@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:45:45.614539Z
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(DIR) Post #B72tMQCNh53HkmA6LY by PodunkPotato@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:47:29.842982Z
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(DIR) Post #B72u19QWxJgHbrCYSW by brimshae@poa.st
2026-06-06T04:48:21.863894Z
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I thought you said ''renters trashed the cabin and I need help", so I was expecting the renters' address to follow. :pepe_gun:
(DIR) Post #B72u1AKXb4U4PZPHlI by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T04:54:51.471889Z
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OMG, he was cousin Eddie (Randy Quaid) with a twist of Ned Flanders. Hid 3 extra cats & a basset hound + doxie in 900 sq ft, no pet deposit 😒 Friggin people.
(DIR) Post #B72u9OJ5W4M44keKIq by Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-06T04:56:20.110036Z
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I'd get that towel so wet. 🤨
(DIR) Post #B72uGOXH41ZsoQcmfY by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T04:28:30.164237Z
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I mean.....It does kinda look like a vajayjay......
(DIR) Post #B72v1eI0JGJlHY0xea by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:06:09.570789Z
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It's what you look at when you sit on the toilet. Agggh. Lol
(DIR) Post #B72v3GbHM99cOHnla4 by brimshae@poa.st
2026-06-06T04:56:38.828060Z
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Damn it, and I just cleared my schedule for the weekend. Now WTF am I supposed to do?
(DIR) Post #B72vvxEV46o2FcDxMe by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:16:19.711248Z
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I tried for over 3 wks to get plumber in to check on iron in water, but sonuvabitch had excuse every time, since harboring zoo... then, after asking for nothing ever (go figure) tried to hand us a bill as his own handy-man 🙄Gone are the days of handshake contracts. You're a gem. I excitedly await a future of vigilante justice :wojak_ss:
(DIR) Post #B72wKzVrj0rsYuHju4 by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T04:51:37.078990Z
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Meeeeeeeeeeee toooooooooooo. But will have to wait till old Matey gets here b4 building a sinusal snowman. But I'll drink to all of our Healths :) 🥂
(DIR) Post #B72wL10k9hA5Cxjufg by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:19:45.577307Z
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FUckit I'll start now 8D You know, just the basic snowman Base I'll make sure there's plenty of snowman building material left for auld Mate :) I mean I never go crazy building sinusal snowmen ;)
(DIR) Post #B72wL1vojUoc3yRUdE by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:20:50.579462Z
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What's a sinusal snowman? :thunk_female:
(DIR) Post #B72x5YFitcMPcrw73g by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:25:38.427199Z
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(DIR) Post #B72xPlu7qiBnl1TZUe by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:25:21.787729Z
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Sounds like part of a lyric from that Eric Clapton song.
(DIR) Post #B72xPnMWQcUwHNllOS by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:28:22.132885Z
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I'll take that as a semicompliment. But Clapton aint got shit on a Chemhanced White Devil :)
(DIR) Post #B72xPoNce0yLR5I9kO by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:29:30.316393Z
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i got this hen who has a big comb, it flopped over, i call her flop comb cuz i'm original with names also she's the only one i can tell apart besides crooked beak, you can guess why she's named that.
(DIR) Post #B72xspGkPxPKaiuZIO by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:31:30.647616Z
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she's also been into the mulberries that fall off the tree backt here all teh chickens been shitting black piles lately cuz they're eating a lot of berries.
(DIR) Post #B72xsqs0SunzYZLq0e by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:36:38.147259Z
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(DIR) Post #B72xss5rurUJLqqQFs by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:37:17.962579Z
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my dog looks sad by default.
(DIR) Post #B72xtirrhemJ1lhUHo by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:38:20.140467Z
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Cute doggo 😍
(DIR) Post #B72xvuZp8l9hvCJ02y by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:38:23.743485Z
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Me also. But he's a Good Boy, and I Love Him :)
(DIR) Post #B72zd0uLZrGVxm1OgS by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:40:30.868645Z
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Dang, are you a Limey? Love that accent.
(DIR) Post #B72zd2H4Ur2MCXf3k8 by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:45:58.331782Z
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(DIR) Post #B72zd33HbbbMc4DYtE by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:46:55.555997Z
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MY ANCESTORS INVADED ENGLAND then made hte english.
(DIR) Post #B72zd3mIuDc8rhHW40 by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:47:52.912054Z
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you know cuz my ancestorsa re both the anglos and the normans .
(DIR) Post #B72zd4Xo3bbzF1VS6a by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:50:27.589142Z
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Based. Got a bit of Norman in Me also. Tho Norman doesn't necessarily mean of Viking Stock.
(DIR) Post #B72zhc4pKFzSOo7I5Q by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:40:58.504514Z
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You let your dog on the bed?
(DIR) Post #B72zjxjFnLU68B97jM by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:37:37.952532Z
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that bed is queen size despite how small it looks with his fat ass on it.
(DIR) Post #B72zjzD4HyvYiw6RqC by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:39:53.510261Z
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What mix is He?
(DIR) Post #B72zk0AyhEqjik8IDo by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:40:18.383140Z
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the only thing i know for sure is his mom was a half german shepherd i met his mom at the shelter.
(DIR) Post #B72zk0qSD21hnNXPs0 by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:41:38.225313Z
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Was she an unwed mother?
(DIR) Post #B72zvAzap0VkS78UBk by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:01:00.864700Z
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I was an unwed mother with #1, but he done married me. Not even shotgun, just itchin' to procreate beyond 25 yrs, ya know.It's only a year or so in purgatory, I think... 🙏
(DIR) Post #B72zxU3mtppoAXCM52 by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:43:04.375587Z
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well dogs don't marry as you well know.
(DIR) Post #B72zxVDObb79kchXhA by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:45:00.974712Z
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But they all go to Heav'n
(DIR) Post #B73017ZoR08tb0ubjc by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:46:49.459279Z
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(DIR) Post #B73018ojozfxRau2dc by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:02:04.814613Z
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You sound right proper for AUS, honestly...
(DIR) Post #B731AhiRXU1oEx5AKu by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T05:49:49.009869Z
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Did you just call me a "See You Next Tuesday"? Look, Mister, I heard you say 4 WORDS & it sounded Limey to me. At least I didn't post that you sounded like a yankee.
(DIR) Post #B731AipDPn2VgFG5Wy by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T05:56:08.849573Z
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WD just playing with you Kid :) I unironically wish I was a Yankee
(DIR) Post #B731AjfgGj0UIxnzJA by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:04:15.246245Z
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Ew, yankees fought a war against us because they're nigger-lovers.
(DIR) Post #B731AkJNt6lYI6NhC4 by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T06:07:09.474170Z
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OHSHIT! Fuck, forgot My American terminology! Sorry Girl, I meant an American Southerner! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkk those yankee jewsucking faggots THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!!
(DIR) Post #B731OLFHsbNubVwpLU by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-06-06T06:17:29.027136Z
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I take it that's the cum rag?
(DIR) Post #B731PYWZzimS4rcCDA by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:17:42.210620Z
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My dad married & had 7 of us with a yank, with good yank parents, so I'm partial... but I also understand, Sister Scarlett 🙏
(DIR) Post #B731ZNjOyhtVUzIXFQ by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:19:28.701594Z
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I'm a bad person for wondering this, but c'mon...
(DIR) Post #B731wEDUWHKEeMGYjo by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:19:14.290151Z
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I've known some good yankees. None in my family. No niggers, either.
(DIR) Post #B731wF7r8iPbTAdZaq by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:23:34.797214Z
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Scandis are often good yankees, but they're dry as Nort Dekota in July, too. God bless 'em.
(DIR) Post #B731wsaER9HbqTDHjk by ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st
2026-06-06T06:23:43.746872Z
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:lazer_c: :lazer_R: :lazer_u: :lazer_s: :lazer_t: :lazer_y: :lazer_t: :lazer_o: :lazer_w: :lazer_e: :lazer_l:
(DIR) Post #B7322dUDTpaulC91QO by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:07:29.868639Z
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oh yea there's also thatin not america, yankee is jsut a term they use for american
(DIR) Post #B7322ePI3dFRcCqbNw by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T06:10:45.484052Z
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In Aus We say "Yank" Or "Seppo" for American general
(DIR) Post #B7322f8JMFGDrpuYYi by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:15:19.933887Z
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I never heard "Seppo" before.
(DIR) Post #B7322foUpP0LyfeFJQ by wd_5x5@poa.st
2026-06-06T06:15:36.926658Z
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Brb Meditation time
(DIR) Post #B7322gdBmvYQVtMjKK by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:17:15.939562Z
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Yeah, meditation time on the toilet. I hear y'all's water flushes & goes down counter-clockwise.
(DIR) Post #B7322hE3Zr2qMEcAnA by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:24:39.907896Z
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Can you imagine such an abomination of nature?
(DIR) Post #B732S73weZO7jG0Lpo by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:25:40.075753Z
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Scandis can't handle their niggers.
(DIR) Post #B732S8BQUExzCkVq8O by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:29:20.827594Z
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That's fair. The south still has a lot of English, who aren't fairing so well in their home country, either, but there's a lot of good English & German stock left in America...
(DIR) Post #B733NCtjd8cwKiSBOa by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:25:29.362372Z
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you know what's worse?they use the metric system like savages.
(DIR) Post #B733NDzRZOmtii8Fvs by madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:27:48.330829Z
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that's why white americans are smarter on average, we spend our whole life dealing with fractions that aren't divisible by ten.
(DIR) Post #B733NEnQZYloDjWAqG by PodunkPotato@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:39:37.523489Z
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A metric ton
(DIR) Post #B7341E7gUkx5iR3r5U by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:46:53.594129Z
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There's like 3.8 liters in a gallon... not 4, not 3.5, but 3.8. Lazy Euros.
(DIR) Post #B7347MYm2WPVcUer4K by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:48:01.801060Z
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...my least favorite is remembering 2.54 cm/in, but 2.2 lbs/kg. Way too easy to confuse.
(DIR) Post #B734cFJ33ggu6H1pvU by suquili@poa.st
2026-06-06T06:53:36.658853Z
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2.2 lbs/kg is the only one i remember because my physics teacher in high school drilled it into our brains. he would purposely write his word problems where a person's weight was listed in lbs so you had to convert to kg before doing any calculations
(DIR) Post #B734sc14OIPBARQJJw by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T06:56:34.179298Z
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I think a yard is pretty American, too (3 ft), whereas a meter is like 33 in.It's all so tiresome, but does make us math-y. Ironic with our high nigger & brown population...
(DIR) Post #B735CYPbV8RJmSPMA4 by PodunkPotato@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T07:00:10.279806Z
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1.6 kilometers in a mile. That one is hammered in my head.
(DIR) Post #B736SHpR1dT2w4YWy8 by Billy_Hughes@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T07:14:13.137423Z
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Can confirm. Not American Oz Style
(DIR) Post #B736lPgw11Mup9hUNU by Billy_Hughes@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T07:17:40.725095Z
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There was a tourism ad in Australia the read CU (in very small text "in") NT.NT stands for Northern Territory
(DIR) Post #B737VQyHabRq78l80u by mannerbund@shitpost.cloud
2026-06-06T06:58:41.639031Z
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its one of the things that's held america back, and niggers don't help.do you have any personal experience with niggers as a kid?
(DIR) Post #B737VSiP6bw1WTLTXc by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T07:25:58.776264Z
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Held back? No, sir. One mulatto in middle school about all... I make it a point to not have experience. Why?
(DIR) Post #B73ti2ZuOCP41aR3HE by mannerbund@shitpost.cloud
2026-06-06T07:27:07.329404Z
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I'm just interested in peoples experiences with niggers growing up, not everyone in the states had to deal with them, just mostly The South
(DIR) Post #B73ti49kWQfOv2DBmS by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T07:32:21.879793Z
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We can handle our niggers down here. Watching the Austin Metcalf murder case with interest. No niggers on the jury.
(DIR) Post #B73ti5NFzh48hDXUTQ by GoyTex@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T14:26:07.586711Z
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Every single nigger in the jury pool said they would not convict the nigger, so they were struck by prosecution.
(DIR) Post #B74AyuwZj2ggUTfePA by mannerbund@shitpost.cloud
2026-06-06T07:32:57.953800Z
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everything is the south has been destroyed14th amendment, imagine that
(DIR) Post #B74AyvnOYewF8INpjc by Scarlett@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T07:39:34.370213Z
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Not everything.14th amendment prohibited former Confederates to hold political office, so former slaves one generation away from africa could hold office. Constitution referred to niggers as 3/5 human for 80 years until emancipation. Sounds right.
(DIR) Post #B74AywYti2w5VcblmC by SmidgePierce@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T14:47:18.867340Z
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That number seems a little high with the observations of the last 60 years or so
(DIR) Post #B77CMc5s8yzsPGlJgW by Bulletsandbourbon@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-06T11:17:56.067690Z
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I married a Yankee but we moved to GA so all my kids are good southerners
(DIR) Post #B793XZTTiCe6CHsEYi by spacemanspiff@noauthority.social
2026-06-09T04:09:49Z
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@GoyGirl half the fedi is about to risk it all
(DIR) Post #B793fGLUiSgVBeo5q4 by GoyGirl@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-09T04:11:13.220958Z
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I mean, I guess it's fancier than the ol' hook-hugging hang, but geesh.