Post B6tVvfNH7HD7dItJrM by Immahnoob@detroitriotcity.com
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(DIR) Post #B6sY58ZJwoNZXAD2m0 by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T05:01:57.032143Z
4 likes, 4 repeats
Round 1, Match 1: Halo vs. Jonny Fever #FaggotTourneyJohnny, the self-proclaimed "gayest Jew in the world" goes up against the instance-destroying Uma Musume Global hater Halo! If you've been around long enough, you have had Jonny tell you that he wants to fuck your mother - and you've probably seen a video of him saying that out loud! This guy is up against Varis Hangout's Halo - who caused an exodus of people out of his instance for banning all discussion of Uma Musume Global. That's right, he thinks that if you want to play the horse gacha game in your own language, you are just a filthy tourist and need to get the fuck out.Will Halo come out of his Varis closet to ban away the competition? Will Hawaii's drunken kitchen video poster fuck Halo's mom? Will Johnny's neighbors wind up hearing about this? Let's find out!Rules:1) Voters must have maintained an active account on a fedi instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love during the period of February 1st, 2026 and April 19th, 2026. Any single post made between this time frame counts as activity.2) Voters must currently have an account on an instance which mutually federates with tsundere.love3) Regardless of any of the above, Pedi users cannot be vote. Moreover, attempts to vote from a Pedi instance will result in a woodchipper (defederation).4) Votes are cast by people, not accounts. When a vote/nomination is suspected to be from an alternative account cast with the intent of producing multiple votes, the votes/nominations from that account will be discarded and that user will not have their votes counted in the future.5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted.7) You may not vote in a match that you are participating in.8) If you take an action that results in the addition of rules, you will suffer.
(DIR) Post #B6sYJzC75E3cntR0y0 by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T05:04:37.803288Z
2 likes, 2 repeats
@FaggotTourney :koronebless: It begins. @Halo @Jonny you two are up
(DIR) Post #B6sYpTJj8ZzZCm0eq8 by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T05:10:18.964658Z
4 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney @Halo @Jonny I am honor-bound to not vote, but as the tournament organizer I have to put in a solid shake for the underdog so here it is.
(DIR) Post #B6sYvjbtTP4BTTUe1Y by RatPoster@poa.st
2026-06-01T05:11:26.896698Z
4 likes, 1 repeats
it begins
(DIR) Post #B6sZu7nMgOrTrFefhY by Jonny@annihilation.social
2026-06-01T05:22:21.009723Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney @Halo I assure you that I have banged more tang than any of you...
(DIR) Post #B6sbRZo1f1lKF3TlM8 by Mamako@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T05:39:37.340085Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney I vote for Johhny.
(DIR) Post #B6sbYH7tVdF0KqxzRQ by Witch_Hunter_Siegfried@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T05:40:49.915369Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney Halo, his sperg-out over Uma-Masume was legendary and asides Jonny is the jews ultimate enemy.
(DIR) Post #B6sbjeWOrmk450r116 by LordMordred@poa.st
2026-06-01T05:42:53.254651Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
Haru is too innocent and pure for Atomwaffle's bullshit
(DIR) Post #B6sbrpLcV0MxyOi46S by RoBu@shitposter.world
2026-06-01T05:44:21.549473Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@FaggotTourney I vote for Jonny Fever
(DIR) Post #B6sbxK41ixuega6KWW by AnnusyaPipi@eientei.org
2026-06-01T05:45:20.698315Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
@FaggotTourney i vote for johnny fever! XD
(DIR) Post #B6tCIuFlxrfxMABc6i by TrueMasterCole@poa.st
2026-06-01T12:32:38.722939Z
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Halo
(DIR) Post #B6tDezH64lCzFrtmPw by _gigabyte_@www.minds.com
2026-06-01T12:44:37+00:00
1 likes, 0 repeats
I vote for Halo … (Jonny is legendary)
(DIR) Post #B6tEuiz0W2hLJYVOPA by dj@parcero.casa
2026-06-01T13:00:58.442089Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney My vote is jonny fever!!!
(DIR) Post #B6tHENrWx26JVgVgqu by Wiz@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T13:27:46.889503Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney I vote for the Gayest Jew in the World, Johnny
(DIR) Post #B6tNDNEAQS02yb02yW by branman65@poa.st
2026-06-01T14:34:54.243821Z
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she probably would be more BDM adjacent. Much more pro-social.
(DIR) Post #B6tSsz2vDmBPudOt2u by Spooke@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T15:38:25.091901Z
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@FaggotTourney Halo
(DIR) Post #B6tTMn749XXzadYI4W by Suzu@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T15:43:47.189429Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Halo
(DIR) Post #B6tTQP8vDO82PG8w40 by yamiaiska@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T15:44:25.484650Z
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@FaggotTourney voting halo
(DIR) Post #B6tTZ7rEqmR7P51x6u by Meemoo@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T15:46:01.986977Z
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@FaggotTourney Halo. he shat on me during a low moment in my life so he gets my vote
(DIR) Post #B6tTg9ZwqjfYliIIgy by Immahnoob@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T15:47:18.521498Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Halo.
(DIR) Post #B6tUGrZGmDUBchTtce by CleverMoniker@poa.st
2026-06-01T15:53:55.186920Z
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I vote for Halo
(DIR) Post #B6tUf20LcnEOwTffns by jeffcliff@shitposter.world
2026-06-01T15:58:20.051444Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@FaggotTourney I vote Jonny Fever.
(DIR) Post #B6tVAD3Mb1CMBawsN6 by zeroraining107@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:03:55.085307Z
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@FaggotTourney halo
(DIR) Post #B6tVCSKAn0Eg7yslN2 by NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
2026-06-01T16:04:22.132308Z
2 likes, 1 repeats
I too will vote for :Jonny_Patting:
(DIR) Post #B6tVvHumL3kYsGNjkW by fknretardlol@decayable.ink
2026-06-01T16:09:13.502125Z
1 likes, 1 repeats
@_gigabyte_ jonny is a gay black nigger faggot
(DIR) Post #B6tVvfNH7HD7dItJrM by Immahnoob@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:12:31.877239Z
3 likes, 0 repeats
@Spooke @FaggotTourney @zeroraining107 @Meemoo @yamiaiska Come on guys, read the rules, let's not make a mistake here, alright? :smug2: "6) Only votes of the form "I vote for X" as a reply to the OP will be counted."
(DIR) Post #B6tVx8mFHcFt76H2um by chainsaw_appreciator@nicecrew.digital
2026-06-01T12:53:15.320703Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
Voting Jonny because I don't know who the other guy is.
(DIR) Post #B6tWB0qvXizsaf4vbs by Spooke@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:15:19.316838Z
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@Immahnoob fixed.
(DIR) Post #B6tWDaCj4ruQoJV5A8 by yamiaiska@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:15:46.312066Z
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@Immahnoob @Spooke @FaggotTourney @Meemoo @zeroraining107 Sorry didn't understand this 1 lool
(DIR) Post #B6tWNx5As6vaf5udA8 by yamiaiska@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:17:38.691056Z
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@Immahnoob @Spooke @FaggotTourney @Meemoo @zeroraining107 so i've to reply to Halo for it to be counted?
(DIR) Post #B6tWXEQfkKmN4HOQ08 by Immahnoob@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:19:19.240983Z
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@yamiaiska @FaggotTourney @Meemoo @Spooke @zeroraining107 No, you have to reply to the OP with "I vote for Halo" for it to be counted. :awoo_what:
(DIR) Post #B6tWYFDOJIaZnKfCXw by pettanko@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T16:16:54.099659Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney I vote for Halo
(DIR) Post #B6tWdwptYW8QWyOR4S by zeroraining107@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:20:30.348685Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney i bote for halo
(DIR) Post #B6tWfv64zZZTiUu5Ee by zeroraining107@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:20:50.431931Z
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@FaggotTourney viote
(DIR) Post #B6tWsZTwfSV6RY6DHU by histoire3@shota.house
2026-06-01T16:23:09.098Z
2 likes, 0 repeats
@pettanko@tsundere.love @FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
(DIR) Post #B6tX6PmNXT3QPBK38K by Meemoo@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:25:41.407476Z
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@Immahnoob @Spooke @FaggotTourney @yamiaiska @zeroraining107 oh shit I missed thatthanks for the shout
(DIR) Post #B6tXZ9znIicPqpIvRo by Spooke@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:30:53.291179Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@TrueMasterCole fix your post as per rule 6. Needs to be in the I vote for X format or it won't be counted.
(DIR) Post #B6tXZN3SkOHGLy7XTE by nnature@pl.nicenature.moe
2026-06-01T16:30:54.084960Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Jonny Fever
(DIR) Post #B6tXc1MxpVK3xwVQdU by nnature@pl.nicenature.moe
2026-06-01T16:31:22.826774Z
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@FaggotTourney Mostly because :gaylo: is boring tbh, he's never crawling out of the Varis hole
(DIR) Post #B6tXpLXq84oiIrwmGW by fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social
2026-06-01T16:33:48Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Johnny boy, he's the horse to bet on in this race.
(DIR) Post #B6tY0JarixHVRAanOC by rlier23@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:35:47.008395Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney yah sure i vote halo lmao this is gonna be funny
(DIR) Post #B6tY8ypIJ0tndQTOvw by Spooke@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:37:20.308554Z
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@nnature ngl largely just interested in how far we can bring him on the tourney. Unfortunately I think the next round leads into Aidan. The guy with the most nominations for the tourney :Kekw: .
(DIR) Post #B6tYAiIkiR2Yxm4wCm by rlier23@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:37:39.982449Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Halo
(DIR) Post #B6tYOg8PZJKYITtuJk by zeroraining107@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T16:40:04.605524Z
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@Immahnoob @yamiaiska @FaggotTourney @Meemoo @Spooke i spelled it wrong twice :Akko_derp:
(DIR) Post #B6tZ67ruKYrAlQtlc8 by Dutch2Redux_Elecrtric_Boogaloo@annihilation.social
2026-06-01T16:48:01.964917Z
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@FaggotTourney i Vote Jonny banning people is Based more people need to be Yeeted from the planet
(DIR) Post #B6tcMtI854IeL6qiHI by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T17:24:41.437437Z
2 likes, 2 repeats
A tentative count of the votes has Gaylo winning this match, 13-12! It turns out that when you fucking kick everyone out of your instance over horsegirls, it pisses everyone off.Jonny Fever's edge is exposure - everyone knows who he is - but it looks like only Varis exiles really know who Halo is. Will Halo get out of this by keeping to himself, or will Varis campaign for their boy to take the win?
(DIR) Post #B6tcl7GHn7HscLXRw0 by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T17:29:04.142105Z
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There has been a minor administrative mistake, which is easily rectified:>5) Ties will be broken by coin flip. The coin flip is held and announced before the vote begins.If this match ends in a tie, Jonny wins.
(DIR) Post #B6temlelI1Y066tzbk by Tamamo@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T17:51:44.871672Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Halo
(DIR) Post #B6tg8V59h23r1CArwG by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T18:06:54.650942Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for Halo.
(DIR) Post #B6tgELziOUOiZRQ9M8 by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T18:07:56.515802Z
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@Wiz @FaggotTourney That vote counts, but to preserve organizer neutrality I sort of have to vote against this. Nothing personnel, kid. :elite:
(DIR) Post #B6tgw52ylUpykcnXKC by Blue@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T18:15:47.859528Z
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@FaggotTourney I vote for halo
(DIR) Post #B6thsXfaVL2QJojXdo by koropokkur@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-01T18:26:26.713329Z
0 likes, 1 repeats
jonny fever
(DIR) Post #B6tiDUfUrJoB5hgJLU by hellhammer@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T18:30:10.341712Z
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@FaggotTourney I voted for Halo.
(DIR) Post #B6tith0BOQjjVPTlmS by Ronnie21093@varishangout.net
2026-06-01T18:37:20.909356Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney Didn't you say you were honor bound not to vote? :kekw:
(DIR) Post #B6tithosLxHo2dCFnM by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T18:37:50.054244Z
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@Ronnie21093 @FaggotTourney I had to counter Wiz's vote, because he *also* is honor bound not to vote.
(DIR) Post #B6tj3WmSFcCshTkQ4W by Ronnie21093@varishangout.net
2026-06-01T18:38:30.455811Z
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @FaggotTourney I mean, you could've just not counted his vote at all :thinkinghrr:
(DIR) Post #B6tj3XZNJjL39CdUK8 by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T18:39:36.894477Z
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@Ronnie21093 @FaggotTourney Both of us count the votes, so no. :shiina_kek:
(DIR) Post #B6tj6ZJxGKi5RorpOC by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T18:40:10.270131Z
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@Ronnie21093 @FaggotTourney The only exception to that is the ones where either Wiz or I are in the match.
(DIR) Post #B6tjY7ZG2doZTtAAN6 by The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T18:45:08.069076Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney Halo because spergs needs to be punish
(DIR) Post #B6tjaKrlZL1TIxsNk0 by Tamamo@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T18:45:29.403059Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney Congratulations you gigantic faggot :cheers: @Halo
(DIR) Post #B6tjce0ZN225Fg5voe by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T18:45:58.393573Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@The_Vampire_Brigade Be sure to say "I vote for X" so that I can tally this a lot easier later. :koronebless:
(DIR) Post #B6tjgYa3UaD5ZoYgj2 by The_Vampire_Brigade@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-01T18:46:38.291751Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
@FaggotTourney I vote halo
(DIR) Post #B6tjsK2dNFEHxYXIyu by koropokkur@eveningzoo.club
2026-06-01T18:48:48.597953Z
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just posting the name isnt good enuf anynore?
(DIR) Post #B6tlYwQJA42B7DUnMe by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T19:07:42.880573Z
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@koropokkur @The_Vampire_Brigade Correct.
(DIR) Post #B6tvzoM6GSx3SByjui by roland@f.haeder.net
2026-06-01T19:52:44Z
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@FaggotTourney Ah, 1st June and the faggot tourney begins, very good idea.
(DIR) Post #B6tw1lejGwkVf0cpFY by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-01T21:04:57.361219Z
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@roland @FaggotTourney This is our third year and we are still going strong. :koronebless:
(DIR) Post #B6uEbdFVnuiPBg55yC by spookyheart@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-02T00:33:06.338146Z
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@FaggotTourney easy im voting gaylo too
(DIR) Post #B6uG1RlfDLAB3szdtw by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-02T00:49:00.194147Z
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@Twig @FaggotTourney The coin flip hilariously goes against the decision that I'd make if I was breaking ties arbitrarily, which I *was* doing in previous years.
(DIR) Post #B6uGGPdbPq7GncMJAu by ceo_of_monoeye_dating@tsundere.love
2026-06-02T00:51:43.134061Z
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@Twig @FaggotTourney Essentially the reason that it's done that way is because the final last year ended in a tie, and "CMD has to break the tie now, and at the last minute" upset basically everyone.It improves transparency at the cost of suspense. It's a tradeoff I'm happily making.
(DIR) Post #B6uGOyqkNl8qK9ansu by protos@tsundere.love
2026-06-02T00:32:17.785102Z
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@FaggotTourney gaylo of course
(DIR) Post #B6uGP08VbCwYJWuVCy by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-02T00:53:15.725682Z
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@protos Be sure to say "I vote for Halo" so that it's easier for me to count things later on.
(DIR) Post #B6uHOdTtvhQW0NJ2XY by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-02T01:04:24.468618Z
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There's about 4 hours left in this match, and it looks like Halo's pulled himself into a modest lead: 17-13.Jonny Fever is looking like the eternal bottom-seed of this tournament: he is probably *not* actually the gayest jew in the world!
(DIR) Post #B6uKUMNAke5kXma0si by wgiwf@poa.st
2026-06-02T01:39:04.100807Z
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Halo
(DIR) Post #B6uauGdwH6MRZNnWsa by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-02T04:43:01.468246Z
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This match has 20 minutes left. Halo is currently winning, 18-13. If no new votes come in within the next 20 minutes, that count will be treated as official.
(DIR) Post #B6ucWj8mrzbaua86cq by FaggotTourney@tsundere.love
2026-06-02T05:01:10.786721Z
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Voting has ended. Halo wins against Jonny Fever, 18-13!
(DIR) Post #B6udZBi3iqAm39MhO4 by immobile@poa.st
2026-06-01T05:36:48.177057Z
1 likes, 0 repeats
I vote for Jonny 🍹
(DIR) Post #B6uiE5EH7XLTdnBplw by nigger@detroitriotcity.com
2026-06-02T06:04:58.728636Z
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@FaggotTourney total varis diaspora victory