Post B628cCUZ8RwsHlQtJA by FrutigerAero00@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #B622sdy69BooPUhhE8 by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-06T21:06:54Z
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Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
(DIR) Post #B623JoaykBWTBjqWcy by raganwald@social.bau-ha.us
2026-05-06T21:11:42Z
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@foone So, same rules as for getting into nightclubs?
(DIR) Post #B623PkDHwvERKpannE by sol@typo.social
2026-05-06T21:12:50Z
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@foone need to create my McLovin id
(DIR) Post #B625TAmtnpl6Wz0n5s by NineStonesClose@mastodon.social
2026-05-06T21:35:51Z
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@foone yep. And yep
(DIR) Post #B625fxxcnwWcVt83PM by littlerao@chaos.social
2026-05-06T21:38:07Z
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@foone I don't see to ever do age verification for anything tbh...Gov services already know my age and for everyone else, it's not their business!
(DIR) Post #B627Pyv1fsgclAQ2dM by yesterzine@topspicy.social
2026-05-06T21:57:14Z
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@foone @lunarloony my high point was “fake driving licence in the name of my local mp” as a cheat.
(DIR) Post #B6285gLJ88ffJFb1zE by Nerde@beige.party
2026-05-06T22:05:09Z
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@foone There is software to alter your face. Like move your eyes, nose, mouth, ears around on your face and change the shapes. That will thwart facial recognition
(DIR) Post #B628cCUZ8RwsHlQtJA by FrutigerAero00@mastodon.social
2026-05-06T22:11:06Z
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@foone How do you cheat? (without getting caught or denied)
(DIR) Post #B628luU0wlCnKNnx1k by Walruths@mastodon.social
2026-05-06T22:12:53Z
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@foone "According to our data, sir, 86.6% of the nation was born on January 1st, sometime in the 80's."
(DIR) Post #B62BfAqI1alftthfl2 by Argonel@dice.camp
2026-05-06T22:45:17Z
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@foone I have been lying to computers about my age since Leisure Suit Larry came out. As far as a computer knows my birthday is January 1st and I was born sometime between the 20s and the 60s.
(DIR) Post #B62CrUFPnnGTVvtI24 by phlogiston@mastodon.nz
2026-05-06T22:58:41Z
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@foone If you're in the EU, or particularly a German speaking country, you could order your own 'Lichtbildausweis' for EUR 15 (with self-chosen information to be put onto it).https://shop.digitalcourage.de/themen/ak-vorrat/lichtbildausweis-mit-selbst-waehlbaren-daten.htmlCredits to @digitalcourage for providing the service!Having said that: This service **should not be needed!**
(DIR) Post #B62FBy2MxFW3bYgMNc by NuclearOatmeal@beige.party
2026-05-06T23:24:46Z
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@foone I just turned 56 at the beginning of the year.
(DIR) Post #B62GTcBJ3KjozEqDsO by ridogi@mastodon.social
2026-05-06T23:39:12Z
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@foone It sucks when it is not age verification but identity verification required for getting health care. https://mastodon.social/@ridogi/116363622973718467
(DIR) Post #B62H5cNUloNkbIfDyC by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-06T23:46:07Z
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@ridogi yeah that's part of why I'm saying this: age verification is bad, but it's going to turn into identity verification real quick, and that's way worse, for everyone's safety and privacy
(DIR) Post #B62HAAexFnuK5709Kq by philpem@digipres.club
2026-05-06T23:12:12Z
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@foone Draw on a fake moustache with an eyebrow pencil, got it.
(DIR) Post #B62HABy8NyqM8syyrw by foone@digipres.club
2026-05-06T23:46:56Z
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@philpem I honestly wouldn't do that, because they'd still have a photo of your face. Use a generic face, or a video game face, or something like that.
(DIR) Post #B62Hn2XrMCDCD0DVrs by silent_john@mastodon.social
2026-05-06T23:53:57Z
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@foone mark my words, somebody will make a browser extension that auto generates a fake id for you.
(DIR) Post #B62JVXt6Hrac6zwDCa by taylan@fedi.feministwiki.org
2026-05-07T00:13:39.543488Z
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@foone Just use zero knowledge proofs. The EU is implementing it already.
(DIR) Post #B62MIAjbMIWiOwoFqS by edboythinks@beige.party
2026-05-07T00:44:17Z
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@foone Linus Torvalds and I were born on the same day, what a coincidence
(DIR) Post #B62MjMMsDK8cIh8uUi by JDGeoShack@social.vivaldi.net
2026-05-07T00:49:17Z
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@foone This is the way
(DIR) Post #B62Pa4O5ziyln9yaTQ by bit@ohai.social
2026-05-07T01:21:12Z
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@foone *Adjusts fake mustache*
(DIR) Post #B62S22MnImKFXZpaXw by F3715H@rubber.social
2026-05-07T01:48:40Z
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@foone 3. Refuse.to do it.and help others to circumvent that shite...
(DIR) Post #B62Swjcxe8oDvbQdFY by Rick_d_card@mastodon.social
2026-05-07T01:58:56Z
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@foone My Facebook persona is 125 years old!😀
(DIR) Post #B62uAnszJ8llx5rFgG by SomeVeganCheeseIsOk@mastodon.social
2026-05-07T07:03:58Z
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@foone Exceptions for government, medical, and finance shit apply, because they actually have regulatory requirements to secure their systems.
(DIR) Post #B630fXHnftlBAeV8QC by MachineLordZero@mastodon.social
2026-05-07T08:16:41Z
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@foone
(DIR) Post #B63AJxD1c1IcjxcD1k by John_Loader@ohai.social
2026-05-07T10:04:54Z
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@foone Microsoft demanded it before it would allow me to play the Solitaire collection.
(DIR) Post #B63bNyZvA1ZwuLT1Ae by Neybulot@pawb.fun
2026-05-07T15:08:11Z
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@foone I would even go so far as to say avoid people that do, it means they're willing to forgo their safety for convenience. Means they'd probably do the same with others.
(DIR) Post #B67FuDVZlZMA7TF7KK by Tattooed_Mummy@beige.party
2026-05-09T09:26:07Z
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@foone I bought something on a website the other day and they said they needed to check who I was and they just did it via my visa card which was a bit creepy but what evs