Post B5oEGQc3phRbDoV7ZY by teto@cawfee.club
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(DIR) Post #B5nhdp0xydgz4jhJEO by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:03:23.063627Z
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I had five guys today. None of the guys working there spoke german
(DIR) Post #B5nhte58OOv3nkBzQO by Phobos@eientei.org
2026-04-29T23:06:15.739634Z
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@teto The authentic European experience: No one speaks the language of the country you're in. :00AFB45D-9410-4308-8BE3-AE9144E6554C.png:
(DIR) Post #B5nhyGI8GvFjSsTPOK by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:07:04.800861Z
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@Phobos it's more special there because they're all "American"
(DIR) Post #B5ni8XBQK7NekXEXs8 by Phobos@eientei.org
2026-04-29T23:08:57.174597Z
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@teto "American," huh. Well, that's definitely the European worker experience.
(DIR) Post #B5niIgmjTlxtQOWiqu by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:10:45.936554Z
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@Phobos niggers and mexicans
(DIR) Post #B5niRwelq2enFvDT8K by SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
2026-04-29T23:12:28.324109Z
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@teto That is the American place for English speakers. You were supposed to go to Fünf Jungs: Burger und Pommes.
(DIR) Post #B5nibJtknOrVwdh8eO by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:14:08.303832Z
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@SuperSnekFriend I mean they do make good burgers. Better than mcD and burger king. Sort of my guilty pleasure when in a city here
(DIR) Post #B5nidsEo5paF1glBOy by macguffin@byzantinenexus.io
2026-04-29T23:14:00.033Z
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@teto@cawfee.club overpriced and overrated burgers
(DIR) Post #B5nidtv1qKx2EvWPqq by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:14:34.548572Z
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@macguffin not much competition here
(DIR) Post #B5niqqVbpgkLQcnxDM by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:16:56.769216Z
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@macguffin burger king and mcD are the only ones, for context
(DIR) Post #B5niuuxJF2dcNVhdNQ by macguffin@byzantinenexus.io
2026-04-29T23:16:27.024Z
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@teto@cawfee.club it's that hard to find a burger in Germany? Burgers are basically a human right here in Burgerland, one that is being denied to us by greedy kikes. WcDolan's wants $4.50 for something that would have been $1 10 years ago.
(DIR) Post #B5niuwcT3V9fXRy1AW by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:17:39.863242Z
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@macguffin burgers are foreign food here. You won't get it on the coubtry side at all. It's like getting thai
(DIR) Post #B5niwgIKinDlUHNSmO by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-29T23:18:01.440964Z
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I bet they're just as NIGGERS there as they are here.
(DIR) Post #B5nj1fWB2KtgWhENl2 by macguffin@byzantinenexus.io
2026-04-29T23:18:15.641Z
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@teto@cawfee.club Burger King has a really good secret menu burger called the Rodeo Cheeseburger. You have to ask for it by that name. It comes with an onion ring, bacon, and bbq sauce on it. Similar to Carls Jr.'s Western Bacon Cheeseburger.
(DIR) Post #B5njIXB5IZXXaBPJ6O by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:21:56.637792Z
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@macguffin "but what do you eat" we eat German food lol
(DIR) Post #B5njUHJ48KUNpkjxc8 by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-29T23:24:06.199144Z
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(DIR) Post #B5njYaqdQ8zJbBV2VU by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:24:51.100703Z
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@lord_nougat @macguffin like Leberknödel, spätzle or maybe some gulash
(DIR) Post #B5njkNcOQywY2hSUIS by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-29T23:26:57.956285Z
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@lord_nougat @macguffin classic in the southwest us knödel rotkraut and whatever wild game meat is in season, like deer or boar meat
(DIR) Post #B5njrujzgRVSnVbeTo by macguffin@byzantinenexus.io
2026-04-29T23:26:56.325Z
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@teto@cawfee.club @lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital never heard of or had any of those. Wouldn't mind trying them, even though I'm not the hugest fan of liver.
(DIR) Post #B5ntLtkqoW7C0vNaXQ by gav@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T01:14:36.006706Z
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@teto @macguffin why is it so difficult to fry beef and cut a kaizer roll in half?
(DIR) Post #B5nzhfLTfQBrQ7H3VA by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:06:49.621338Z
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Remember in the late 80s when you could by food labeled exactly that way. Beer in black White can.
(DIR) Post #B5nzjapNR1oZzJB77w by DMA@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:06:40.291292Z
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Potted meat?
(DIR) Post #B5nzk8Zby9PEeG40H2 by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:26:14.870440Z
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Spam wot am!
(DIR) Post #B5nzlrxOif0hh110hk by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:25:53.549615Z
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(DIR) Post #B5nzqROot66Cm11PEm by iwetoddid@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:27:12.488057Z
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"beer beer"i remember this ...
(DIR) Post #B5nzzXwJwM11fF27l2 by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:28:07.483108Z
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I never got to try it. I can imagine it must have taste like Shafers light after sitting in a hot garage all week.
(DIR) Post #B5o02bKHo0UD2IhQqu by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:28:42.726831Z
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Some of it was kind of almost decent.
(DIR) Post #B5o0BqNHE4LSJVVPZA by iwetoddid@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:29:30.995186Z
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i was too young ..may have had a small sip
(DIR) Post #B5o0K6nY2xa5ZFjcbA by iwetoddid@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:31:04.480116Z
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was perfectly fine for calming a big fire in a bbq
(DIR) Post #B5o0g8G7IQUaT8bD8a by ArmadilloRancher@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T02:34:49.848013Z
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I had some of this.....worst tasting water I've ever drank.
(DIR) Post #B5o3XeHPAr5z2HqeA4 by macguffin@byzantinenexus.io
2026-04-30T01:30:27.598Z
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@gav@cawfee.club @teto@cawfee.club maybe ground beef isn't as common or cheap in Germany.
(DIR) Post #B5oCzdhToyCIw0SyJM by richardgib@poa.st
2026-04-30T02:52:53.810235Z
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it was worse than mexico beer no way to get drunk you puked before you caught a buz
(DIR) Post #B5oD0ur7WTqiQmaHo0 by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T04:54:56.729661Z
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But some were less awful than others
(DIR) Post #B5oD4CBLYpeD2Ibo12 by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T04:55:31.861122Z
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It really was from the toilet
(DIR) Post #B5oEGQc3phRbDoV7ZY by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T05:08:55.176460Z
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@macguffin @gav why can't you just accept that we didn't eat these until "globalization" lol. It came along with all the other foreign foods. Not because we can't make it but because we just didn't eat it here
(DIR) Post #B5oET598xJkKPS0bz6 by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2026-04-30T05:11:14.473379Z
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aren't burgers just hamburg steaks but in between 2 buns with some cheese?
(DIR) Post #B5oG7q81nTOHevUBGK by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T05:29:46.827859Z
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@EdBoatConnoisseur @macguffin @gav those "buns" are far from anything you'd find at a German bakery.
(DIR) Post #B5oGFOIr8Q85g29R7A by Captain80s@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T04:56:35.603851Z
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With a floater like a brown olive.
(DIR) Post #B5oGIUC5gmnioeSkE4 by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2026-04-30T05:31:42.189280Z
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i mean, there's no way sailors aren't getting hamburg steaks inside bread with some onion and a slice of tomato as means to prevent scurvy.
(DIR) Post #B5oGJ1TxvLhu3e4zAW by lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital
2026-04-30T05:31:49.588984Z
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Mmm, I love olives.Idunno about brown ones, though.
(DIR) Post #B5oGKpyffYoixJJ5Zw by wgiwf@poa.st
2026-04-30T05:32:09.542222Z
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Before hamburger buns were a thing it was served between two slices of bread, usually toasted.
(DIR) Post #B5oGMhk9Fs7pzrP82y by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T05:32:19.404779Z
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@EdBoatConnoisseur @macguffin @gav nigga we eat mettbrötchen. Maybe you want to call that a burger but probably not
(DIR) Post #B5oGk6nWGlysMV8oFc by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2026-04-30T05:36:42.229223Z
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that's just a german bruschetta, ya get points for the raw minced meat but raw pork is not something that sounds trustable to me, even tho ceviche and sushi which are just raw seafood and fish i have trust for...
(DIR) Post #B5oGovYzSx1Gy1dvcG by DrRyanSkelton@shin.mugicha.club
2026-04-30T05:35:15.912441Z
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schnitzel eating nigger
(DIR) Post #B5oGrTOUegVITDwmBs by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2026-04-30T05:38:03.400488Z
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a schwarze negger even.
(DIR) Post #B5oHTmipF6x1Q2j37A by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T05:44:44.152486Z
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@EdBoatConnoisseur @macguffin @gav I trust in German food regulators amen
(DIR) Post #B5oHaWv0Ol3uQrdg8G by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T05:45:39.012504Z
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@DrRyanSkelton @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur at least my food isn't kosher
(DIR) Post #B5oHkV7RwWDlkQDLKS by Mammal@shitposter.world
2026-04-30T05:47:59.285037Z
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@teto @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur idk why foreigners think burgers is such a big america thing texas is more about bbq tbh
(DIR) Post #B5oISBmXCS8CW2GOKe by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2026-04-30T05:55:53.815941Z
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i guess, as i said may be a cultural thing tho as i've always heard pork should be well done to be tasty but shrimp only needs to be skinned, gutted and dipped in lime juice with salt before eating, then again i'm like 80km away from the coast so freshest seafood is just a 2 hour drive away
(DIR) Post #B5oJLAKOJ6BfvwJYFk by Verfassungsschmutz@poa.st
2026-04-30T05:48:23.965911Z
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First of all, no one in Germany knows what a "Hamburg steak" is.Second, what you'd call a Hamburg steak is actually far more complex than just ground beef smashed into a disc. It's made from beef, pork, stale bread soaked in milk, egg, mustard, onions, parsley, and spices, and usually deep fried, not grilled or griddled. Most people usually eat this with potato salad and mustard, but you can find ensembles that resemble an American hamburger, though they're usually quite minimalistic and rarely have cheese on them.
(DIR) Post #B5oJLBmmt0UoSIbk9Y by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T06:05:47.570074Z
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@Verfassungsschmutz @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur like I said the "bun" Americans use just isn't exactly a thing here. Unless you go into a store looking for American flag packaging foods
(DIR) Post #B5oJP6mVR1eo5nLRx2 by Verfassungsschmutz@poa.st
2026-04-30T05:56:06.962830Z
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I would never try that outside of Germany but I've had it many times there and never got sick once.It's VERY common (most Germans probably have it at least once or twice a year, often more), and there are fairly strict regulations in place to ensure that its safe to eat.
(DIR) Post #B5oJgr00qq3uME7liq by Verfassungsschmutz@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:08:47.850049Z
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Yeah but it's not JUST the bun that's different. The entire thing is.
(DIR) Post #B5oJrDuaWAmYJbX12O by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T06:11:35.111848Z
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@Verfassungsschmutz @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur burger lore master
(DIR) Post #B5oJvRf3L8207IHJCK by Will2Power@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:12:23.085702Z
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Burgerfresser
(DIR) Post #B5oK9mSMot70fOBELg by LordMordred@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:14:50.262562Z
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Congratulations you made croquettes or just big ass deep fried meatballs
(DIR) Post #B5oKHE26gocQDjRmYi by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T06:16:17.976613Z
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@LordMordred @EdBoatConnoisseur @Verfassungsschmutz what's with this weird snobbishness
(DIR) Post #B5oKNug92wdYDnMbRY by LordMordred@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:17:31.885111Z
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I was just saying what the second photo looks like.
(DIR) Post #B5oL5QpJOh4eNWP1JA by Verfassungsschmutz@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:21:09.216125Z
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You're not wrong. Conceptually it is much closer to a meatball than a burger patty.
(DIR) Post #B5oL5S3so0K8D0EAeu by LordMordred@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:25:23.502024Z
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Yeah plus the big craze lately in the states is smash burgers
(DIR) Post #B5oMGmYZ2w1GubXrcm by CapitalB@noauthority.social
2026-04-30T06:37:50Z
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@teto @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur These "buns" are more like brioche, which Murricans twisted into something else too. Their kitchen terms are all twisted, sometimes wrong and then they wonder why everything is different abroad.
(DIR) Post #B5oMZvh7IP9gkrfxFg by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:42:06.872006Z
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also seems close to meatloaf just different form factor
(DIR) Post #B5oN60gAIZDtTtWmPY by LordMordred@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:47:54.801881Z
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Yep because we usually just bake meatloaf but you can probably deep fry it hell even some people smoke their meatloaf akin to like how you smoke beef or pork ribs.
(DIR) Post #B5oNADKvBGJNtab02C by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T06:48:38.662814Z
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@LordMordred @EdBoatConnoisseur @Verfassungsschmutz steamed hams?
(DIR) Post #B5oNaJLvR2VC5FVeEa by LordMordred@poa.st
2026-04-30T06:53:23.459199Z
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What we're talking about is Hackbraten or Faschierter Braten.
(DIR) Post #B5oOy884um4SBAxDtI by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2026-04-30T07:08:48.215945Z
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(DIR) Post #B5oT0ecbTnKZLeguqu by gav@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T07:54:08.251067Z
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@teto @DrRyanSkelton @EdBoatConnoisseur @macguffin all food is kosher if you use a sin chicken
(DIR) Post #B5oT71OPjJgNi25f4i by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T07:55:08.342924Z
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@gav @DrRyanSkelton @EdBoatConnoisseur @macguffin we should have a festival where we chase jews in the street with dead chickens and hit them with em
(DIR) Post #B5oTFAoQalYNEx94Ea by gav@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T07:56:44.196629Z
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@Verfassungsschmutz @macguffin @teto @EdBoatConnoisseur burger with real rolls arent we fancy
(DIR) Post #B5oTLUl7LNpCqCbxUu by Kagekokoro@varishangout.net
2026-04-30T07:57:54.490774Z
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@teto @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur @DrRyanSkelton why not live chickens?
(DIR) Post #B5oTQHpIr0e4BBqzku by gav@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T07:58:46.969779Z
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@teto @DrRyanSkelton @EdBoatConnoisseur @macguffin jewish forgiveness festival :smug8:
(DIR) Post #B5oTRxIGAM0b4pC4gq by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T07:59:04.595035Z
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@Kagekokoro @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur @DrRyanSkelton I wouldn't torture chickens for fun. That's what jews do
(DIR) Post #B5oTVrrkHuBbOxepbE by gav@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T07:59:39.585494Z
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@Kagekokoro @macguffin @teto @EdBoatConnoisseur @DrRyanSkelton hungery chicken hawks?
(DIR) Post #B5oW8HQzsACvc6aeyP by EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st
2026-04-30T08:29:06.512887Z
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they had a festival about that in spain, "el festival de matar judios" "the kill the jews festival", at every town during the festival one or multiple jews would be removed from "their" houses the publically beaten to death a the town's plaza, after wich everything bad the jew did would be forgiven by the people and the jew buried while everyone celebrated drinking a mix of sweet wine with orange or lemon juice, the drink would later be called "mata judios" (jew killer), the (((bourbons))) made it ilegal to kill jews in the viceroy of spain and everything went downhill from there.
(DIR) Post #B5oYC6t1EQWDxxeRPs by Kagekokoro@varishangout.net
2026-04-30T08:52:14.510669Z
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@EdBoatConnoisseur @macguffin @gav @teto @DrRyanSkelton if this is real then I'm never ever again not gonna be proud of my Spanish heritage
(DIR) Post #B5oYRjjz3S3QoXsPMe by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T08:55:04.081809Z
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@Kagekokoro @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur @DrRyanSkelton
(DIR) Post #B5oZKUXHHu8laH2hP6 by Kagekokoro@varishangout.net
2026-04-30T09:04:57.107063Z
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@teto @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur @DrRyanSkelton I'm aware of tbe drink, I'm more interested in the story with actually killing a jew
(DIR) Post #B5oZOt2Y7glwk1lVuS by Kagekokoro@varishangout.net
2026-04-30T09:05:44.534136Z
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@teto @macguffin @gav @EdBoatConnoisseur @DrRyanSkelton I'm buying the required ingredients and preparing it tomorrow, witness me!
(DIR) Post #B5pHBgZFa2wiHEZndY by vokainen099@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T17:16:23.825469Z
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@teto @macguffin I remember last decade being in Graz (Austria) and there was indeed a mobile kiosk run by a German girl that indeed served burghers, although they seemed mostly handmade patties with minced meat, and she was using buns that would be considered oversized in the statesIt was a tourist trap area though, full of weird establishment completely out of place, including a Spanish restaurant with a giant drab red torus for a logo, so I guess I didn't play it too bad
(DIR) Post #B5pHVZGQRdVzPuFfyi by teto@cawfee.club
2026-04-30T17:19:59.055954Z
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@vokainen099 @macguffin well Graz is a city so yeah. That's where you get the globohomo foods. In my area there's some pizza places and that's kinda it. Rest is German restaurants. Meanwhile in the city you're lucky to find a single German restaurant