Post B5eX5KumdJ47ue5Eye by Aubrieta@social.tchncs.de
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(DIR) Post #B5eVSK4TjgSK33S34C by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-25T12:34:25Z
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There are meaningful things in life that aren't related to feeding the cat or petting the cat.
(DIR) Post #B5eVYWB9dHxhKxWnmi by NYSloth@masto.nyc
2026-04-25T12:35:28Z
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@futurebird Pica’s going to want a source for that claim.
(DIR) Post #B5eVaRPSKt6r7m8P68 by jmax@mastodon.social
2026-04-25T12:35:51Z
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@futurebird Your comment will be reported to the authority.
(DIR) Post #B5eVlt9NXM7QLW4abw by wyatt_h_knott@mstdn.social
2026-04-25T12:37:55Z
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@futurebird feeding the dog and petting the dog not related to cat activities in any way. Not at all similar. All such dog activities are required to continue apace, else whining. -My Dog
(DIR) Post #B5eWkI3s2xvUyvIZSi by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-25T12:48:52Z
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@jmax Thanks a lot, narc. Look what happened. :(
(DIR) Post #B5eWtqtltPCLdK8NY8 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-25T12:50:35Z
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This is your opportunity to learn how you can click "last edited" to see previous versions of posts. This is one of my favorite features of the fedi!
(DIR) Post #B5eX5KumdJ47ue5Eye by Aubrieta@social.tchncs.de
2026-04-25T12:52:37Z
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@futurebird good to know, thx!
(DIR) Post #B5eXO4D0yAUjbOXh56 by Phosphenes@mastodon.social
2026-04-25T12:56:01Z
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@futurebird Only works on my *own* posts yes?I hope people can't see my badly spelled first versions! 😬
(DIR) Post #B5eXR7G45aEdvaQIZk by RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp
2026-04-25T12:54:54Z
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@futurebird Wait, what!? You mean if I click on that I can see earlier versions!?
(DIR) Post #B5eXR8UHWDCXjy5ANE by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-25T12:56:34Z
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@RachelThornSub Yup! You can see all of the spelling mistakes people make it's amusing. I think most people know it exists so that's why we have not seen much abuse of post editing.
(DIR) Post #B5eXUpLgcLOTXcp2Gm by jmcrookston@mastodon.social
2026-04-25T12:57:14Z
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@futurebird Noooooo you're teaching everyone how to see my secret spelling mistakes and auto-correct fixes! 😄
(DIR) Post #B5eYXPslrCxtNj5zjU by danpmoore@mathstodon.xyz
2026-04-25T13:08:54Z
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@futurebird Hahahahaha!
(DIR) Post #B5eZV2LGVbr9kOqwHQ by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2026-04-25T13:19:41Z
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@futurebird Thank you, Pica!
(DIR) Post #B5egPJCrarSnze8fAG by patxi@mastodon.world
2026-04-25T14:37:05Z
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@futurebird I see what you did there. What do you call this form of entertainment and information rolled into one?
(DIR) Post #B5enzMsK87t9TYfmLo by jredlund@social.linux.pizza
2026-04-25T16:02:01Z
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@futurebird Perhaps Pica should run for office.
(DIR) Post #B5eqOzHYfdi7jzouW0 by niki@mouse.photos
2026-04-25T16:26:58Z
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@futurebird thank you mastodon
(DIR) Post #B5eqP0edZJlXzrcr7w by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-25T16:29:04Z
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@niki Pica is becoming more powerful all of the time.
(DIR) Post #B5erwAwiQRu5QTSbQm by ToTheOneWhoHoldsMe@mastodon.social
2026-04-25T16:42:57Z
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@niki @futurebird Got you friend, read it quickly before Pica spots us.
(DIR) Post #B5erwCOP2ze3udQEE4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-25T16:46:17Z
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@ToTheOneWhoHoldsMe @niki *sigh*Pica has asked me to post the following in the event this was leaked.In this poorly-worded post I implied that there are more important things in life than petting the cat or feeding the cat. Obviously, I was thinking of the joy of brushing that cat and the bliss of telling the cat how cute she is. Due to my clumsy wording this post gave another impression. It was wisely removed.Thank your for your attention to this matter.
(DIR) Post #B5etJcnh84fOQhzCuu by ToTheOneWhoHoldsMe@mastodon.social
2026-04-25T17:01:42Z
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oh no, caught! Time to skedaddle before Pica gets here and-
(DIR) Post #B5euc5TfLc1QXJz9qS by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-25T17:16:18Z
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@ToTheOneWhoHoldsMe We all live under her fuzzy iron paw.
(DIR) Post #B5ev7JOzcscahSglLU by jmax@mastodon.social
2026-04-25T17:21:53Z
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@futurebird @ToTheOneWhoHoldsMe Fortunately she is a benevolent ruler.
(DIR) Post #B5f4CzaN7DDIZ6nK52 by wendinoakland@beige.party
2026-04-25T19:03:45Z
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@futurebird @RachelThornSub All the skipped prepositions, misaligned grammar from over & under thinking. I read a pal’s comment recently and truly thought it was a strange language until they edited it to be readable English.😹
(DIR) Post #B5fDuMk7nA6qQT75Em by cavyherd@wandering.shop
2026-04-25T20:52:27Z
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@futurebird For me the "See! I added that crucial verb!" & "Fixed that embarrassing typo" button....
(DIR) Post #B5fMi6hYVUoUmq8nqa by Lamb@libretooth.gr
2026-04-25T22:31:04Z
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@futurebird hooray! everyone can see my typos and poor sentence structure (:
(DIR) Post #B5fMn2NG1WOeoUzugy by futurebird@sauropods.win
2026-04-25T22:31:58Z
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@bob
(DIR) Post #B5fOuDu5ks9CVVuTVw by bituur_esztreym@pouet.chapril.org
2026-04-25T22:55:36Z
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@futurebird the pic as sized in the feed has delicious ASCII vibes for me, dunno why.. ¨___,¨ guess the contrast with the typography plays its part. and the textures in the pic..@bob
(DIR) Post #B5fpxueJyvc6iBW7c0 by Xiba@mastodon.online
2026-04-26T03:58:53Z
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@futurebird Good. Nobody wants to see incorrect misinformation. Give us the good and proper misinformation we deserve.