Post AvVK7bIkcn01xBPYqO by jillL@theblower.au
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(DIR) Post #AoTVoM1i3Log8pc8I4 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2024-11-27T17:30:50Z
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Pica, the cat, is pleased to announce her entry into the democratic primary as a candidate for Mayor of the City of New York. Her bold slogan “is the bowl full?!” cuts to the heart of the issue voters care about most. “A 2/3 full bowl is NOT a full bowl! A bowl with food u do not like today for some reason? NOT FULL. The only *fools* are the ones they are making of us with this gaslightin’ & bamboozlen’!” raved Pica in a stump speech to wild applause from her acolytes.#PicaTheCat #nyc #cats
(DIR) Post #AoTWMBHqUPiyg8I84u by PalmAndNeedle@norden.social
2024-11-27T17:36:54Z
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@futurebird I'd vote for her. And I'm *not* a cat!
(DIR) Post #AoTYPVXjpiuiHORHoO by paulc@mstdn.social
2024-11-27T17:59:56Z
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@futurebird If I lived in NYC I would vote for Pica.
(DIR) Post #AoTYgZizXWYoAfqDEu by Lazarou@mastodon.social
2024-11-27T18:03:00Z
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@futurebird would love to see Eric Adams lose to a cat, feels just.
(DIR) Post #AoTYhqnJYnxVOxTHRg by lapis@elekk.xyz
2024-11-27T18:03:03Z
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@futurebird I wish I could vote for her. I get the impression that when it comes to NYC Mayors you could certainly do Worse than Pica.
(DIR) Post #AoTZsjNhYva7Y9F8Pw by llewelly@sauropods.win
2024-11-27T18:16:26Z
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@futurebird if the electrolyte is made by electrolysis, is the acolyte made by acolysis?how about the proselyte? Made by proselysis?
(DIR) Post #AoTZxDdF27C8WqeTEe by mcsquank@mastodon.online
2024-11-27T18:17:14Z
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@futurebird a classic bowligarchy if i ever heard one
(DIR) Post #AoTju0qb6n0lYE0bjc by catselbow@fosstodon.org
2024-11-27T20:08:41Z
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@futurebird PamperIndolentCatsAgain
(DIR) Post #AvVJglZuJA0G0WdlZ2 by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-25T23:29:07Z
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Pica has asked me to convey her sincere thanks for everyone who supported her campaign for Mayor. She forgot about it a few days later, but still wanted to have a "concession party" which means I need to comfort her and give her treats? She wasn't even on any ballots, but we are having the party anyway... obviously.
(DIR) Post #AvVJoOuUTGW41KuNoe by bruce@darkmoon.social
2025-06-25T23:30:28Z
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@futurebird I'll still call her Mayor if that will make her happy.
(DIR) Post #AvVJpPmWiSZz0sfPeK by Callalily@a2mi.social
2025-06-25T23:30:28Z
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@futurebird I'd vote for her if I lived in NYC.
(DIR) Post #AvVJsCk1ekN9RDpMGm by serverlessaoife@mastodon.social
2025-06-25T23:31:10Z
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@futurebird I should have ranked her higher.
(DIR) Post #AvVK7bIkcn01xBPYqO by jillL@theblower.au
2025-06-25T23:33:57Z
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@futurebird Her write-in campaign would have been quite successful.
(DIR) Post #AvVKLLUEDkQKxVKl1M by llewelly@sauropods.win
2025-06-25T23:36:25Z
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@futurebird Congratulations, mayor of New York Cats.
(DIR) Post #AvVOuvdiCEvV2MzanQ by Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it
2025-06-26T00:27:36Z
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@futurebird Ugh. At least in this house, there are two "the food bowl is ALREADY full" voters, and four "the food bowl is NEVER full" voters. Democracy is terrible.
(DIR) Post #AvVz09Nk7u1FSMJQP2 by rayhindle@mastodon.social
2025-06-26T07:11:59Z
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@futurebird Will she be running for office in the mid-terms?
(DIR) Post #AvWCXg6Qn6xrtlX4PQ by futurebird@sauropods.win
2025-06-26T09:43:45Z
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@rayhindle I think she was planning on running around under the bed instead.