Post Ai4Qhq5JMDrDMveQHg by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
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(DIR) Post #Ai4QhnuFSNosc2SYlM by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-02-26T19:10:05Z
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It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.It's a 30 minute walk from the pub to my house.The difference is staggering...#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qhp2nE6FU8pStii by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-02-27T10:29:37Z
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To the person who took my glasses.I will find you! I have contacts!#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qhq5JMDrDMveQHg by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-02-28T08:21:54Z
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My therapist said, "Write letters to all the people you hate, and then burn them."I did that. Now I have one question:What should I do with the letters?#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhqvmD9pBzeCK3s by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-03-03T07:55:28Z
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.I'll let you know.#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhrhdLE6cO4aXei by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-05-16T20:01:06Z
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Has anyone ever noticed that Bob The Builder and Jack The Ripper have the same middle name?#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhsS4YZFii6Jd2W by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-05-18T10:15:47Z
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How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?1....or2 ?1....or2 ?#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qht1AS5KESwjek4 by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-05-23T08:46:30Z
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Why is Toblerone triangular?Because if it wasn't, it wouldn't fit in the box.#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhtZYOEpaBap7L6 by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-07-03T19:49:02Z
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My half-brother and I are no longer allowed to play with saws.#DadJoke #Jokes
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qhu7aLi3Lt8kINs by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-07-22T18:09:10Z
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Quick question, is it ok for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school or would that make me a bad teacher?#DadJokes #Jokes
(DIR) Post #Ai4QhuYsiDt5FnW5vk by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2023-08-03T10:42:57Z
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I built a model of Mt. Everest."Is that to scale?", my wife asked.I replied "No, just to look at."#Jokes #DadJoke
(DIR) Post #Ai4Qhuz78gs4Z9n2oq by woollypigs@sudomakecake.ddns.net
2024-04-19T16:31:29Z
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Following the publication of my latest two tomes, I launched a series of books aimed at teenagers.I managed to hit three of the bastards#Jokes #DadJoke