Post AQ99v8kCNYUgHfzlse by jimflanders@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
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(DIR) Post #AQ95sVyR9hshe09EDg by jimflanders@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-12-01T00:15:37.691383Z
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My wife bought me some new underpants. They were on super sale. So I was going through and seeing if I had any I wanted to throw out, and I did."How the fuck do they make underpants with no fly? Is this for sports, so your jock stays put? What is this?"My wife said, "Actually I heard young men don't use the fly"WHAT THE FUCKYou fucking savages. First you stop using pillowcases. Then you stop using top sheets at all. Bare mattress like you're a crack whore is apparently trending. And now THIS? I want to hear some explanations. Are you sitting down to piss? Are you pissing like Pepe, just dropping trou? Maybe I can't entirely blame you. Maybe your daddies didn't teach you right. But for fuck's sake does daddy have to teach you every fucking thing?
(DIR) Post #AQ963Uu3Tc0xVcKqR6 by eee@poa.st
2022-12-01T00:17:39.471465Z
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@jimflanders i sit down to piss since i grew a decent beard and when i piss outside i just pull down the belt a little in the front and drop the entire junk out :neon_dick: š
(DIR) Post #AQ97OQ4Qju0QYXjDrE by RaHoWaJoe@poa.st
2022-12-01T00:32:39.213688Z
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@eee @jimflanders I've been sitting to piss since maybe around 20 if I'm in public. I undo the pants and flop my balls over the brim of my underwear anywhere else.
(DIR) Post #AQ97hWR3Ibc5nZQ0Uy by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-12-01T00:35:54.526735Z
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@eee @jimflanders this. I sit on my throne in the house and if Iām in the yard I just dip the meat out the top
(DIR) Post #AQ97x9RwWj5Z8wHtuy by eee@poa.st
2022-12-01T00:38:55.640723Z
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@RaHoWaJoe @jimflanders feels good man
(DIR) Post #AQ99v8kCNYUgHfzlse by jimflanders@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz
2022-12-01T01:00:58.056689Z
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@sapphire @eee That's not "this". It's the opposite. You are a gay anime ave. You sit to pee. Examine your life.
(DIR) Post #AQ9CoeMcict4BcZ6Mi by sapphire@shortstackran.ch
2022-12-01T01:33:14.012035Z
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@jimflanders @eee I wasn't replying to you, illiterate retard