Post AEv9xvPdAohqhk10fQ by paladin1@mastodon.sdf.org
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 (DIR) Post #AEv9xt0k6NbrFyM6b2 by paladin1@mastodon.sdf.org
       2021-12-24T17:18:07Z
       
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       So our main TV is set up with the PlutoTV channels and lately its default when being turned on is to show Hi-Yah! - the channel that shows really bad Chinese (typically kung-fu) movies.  I admit this is a guilty pleasure of mine.1/
       
 (DIR) Post #AEv9xu7VygcYhGX1n6 by paladin1@mastodon.sdf.org
       2021-12-24T17:19:06Z
       
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       When I say bad, I mean hilariously bad.  A couple days ago it was a wire-fu movie where a British colonial-era soldier drinks a potion to make him turn green like the Hulk, except it wasn't clear that he got any extra powers from it.  He fought and was defeated by a Chinese acupuncturist who kung-fu kicked a broken sword tip into an acupuncture point that would make the potion avoid the soldier's heart and flow backward in his veins, paralyzing him.2/3
       
 (DIR) Post #AEv9xvPdAohqhk10fQ by paladin1@mastodon.sdf.org
       2021-12-24T17:19:23Z
       
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       Oh, and he also fought off a bunch of frothing zombies for no apparent reason.It gives me a weird sense of comfort to know that people make a living creating this kind of stuff.3/3