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(DIR) Post #9n3hrqUmOaJZwLldtw by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T21:01:07Z
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now watching PoC (pirates of caribbean) 5!
(DIR) Post #9n3i097B3MRI0HgZ72 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T21:02:37Z
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javiers first scene just finished and holy shit, i cant believe how good he is in every damn movie. also very happy their bringing back orlando bloom!
(DIR) Post #9n3i2yqFhjTd0l7XAO by tarzanboy@mastodon.xyz
2019-09-18T21:03:06Z
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@garfiald might be the only one I wasnt super happy I paid to see.
(DIR) Post #9n3jYMHMiNt4dFKQds by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T21:20:00Z
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hmm the movie looks great but the editing so far leaves a lot to be desired
(DIR) Post #9n3jc3cu0UBNwMAMVM by dollhaus@radical.town
2019-09-18T21:20:38Z
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@garfiald wait....there are five of these things? Somehow I had it in my head there were only 3....Do I need to do a full rewatch as well now?
(DIR) Post #9n3jeu2W6hFR4lVIrg by cosmicevan@cryptids.online
2019-09-18T21:21:10Z
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@garfiald If the movie looks great you shouldn’t want the editing to be good. All those fast cuts mean you get to see more and more scenes!
(DIR) Post #9n3jjuwEC40ZJJxAjw by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T21:22:05Z
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@dollhaus i would recommend against it unless you were a big fan of numbers 2 and 3
(DIR) Post #9n3joJh65r7JFRyRYe by dollhaus@radical.town
2019-09-18T21:22:42Z
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@garfiald got it. It’s been so long, but I’m gonna guess there’s a reason my mind has ignored that they made a 4th and 5th.
(DIR) Post #9n3k7jTETvQEh6kN6W by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T21:26:23Z
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its been said hundreds of times before but the acting in these films is always so damn good... people just love being pirate movies
(DIR) Post #9n3kKMlkCETU3GQiAK by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T21:28:39Z
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geoffrey rush is the best out of all of these, because he clearly knows how bad these movies are, he just fucking loves going yaharr!
(DIR) Post #9n3kUpw8bfPfPRHfyC by pizza@goblin.camp
2019-09-18T21:30:32Z
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@garfiald the best part about playing a pirate is even if you're bad at acting you can just play it off as being fucking wasted and nobody can tell the difference
(DIR) Post #9n3kVbGIeWT2Ba4wQC by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T21:30:42Z
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hello paul mcartney! hes also having a blast being a pirate. honestly im finding it hard not to enjoy this
(DIR) Post #9n3kXyeUewAHJBWq2a by lulucybrelu@cybre.space
2019-09-18T21:31:06Z
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@garfiald "ok Geoffrey great take, let's move on""no wait let's do one more, I'm sure I can make my eyes go even wider"
(DIR) Post #9n3ka7jNsK6S2rq7d2 by mcknze@cryptids.online
2019-09-18T21:31:31Z
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@garfiald hard to be cynical when everyones engaged in a lil good hearted piracy
(DIR) Post #9n3kwo0hMXNDXiknom by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T21:35:37Z
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@lulucybrelu lmao that is definitely what hes like
(DIR) Post #9n3piOqmbq1bEA4AHw by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T22:29:02Z
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I do miss the visual consistency of the verbinski trilogy though
(DIR) Post #9n3sZaGT5JvplB3mgS by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:01:02Z
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yeah this one wasn't very good. apart from the awful very bad not good editing, the biggest flaw is there is no point to sparrow being in this film at all
(DIR) Post #9n3sd5VBOxdjVec6FM by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:01:41Z
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I had fun watching it but only because I have the "stan" brain disease
(DIR) Post #9n3sqDdUTFwwV8lECu by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:04:04Z
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They should've just fired johnny depp and made orlando bloom the main character again, it wouldve been epic
(DIR) Post #9n3svWGqcAK7kBhI5g by Blakely@radical.town
2019-09-18T23:04:52Z
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@garfiald last one of these posts i saw was this morning. im gonna assume youve been watching PotC this whole time
(DIR) Post #9n3t0TTYQxtyWV0H1E by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:05:56Z
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@Blakely i am always consuming fine art
(DIR) Post #9n3t2MWnEj0nYQQ0oK by larrydavis@radical.town
2019-09-18T23:06:02Z
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@garfiald Barbossa’s my fav and his absence is a large part of why 2 sucks so much
(DIR) Post #9n3t733n2pieck5SVM by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:07:06Z
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@larrydavis i think 2 is great but i know im wrong. "we all lie to ourselves to be happy" - guy peirce as the joker
(DIR) Post #9n3tALyZAmLe9uDgK8 by larrydavis@radical.town
2019-09-18T23:07:39Z
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@garfiald Davy Jones is John G
(DIR) Post #9n3tC6pSSYpPlDnRlA by larrydavis@radical.town
2019-09-18T23:07:55Z
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@garfiald Bootstrap Bill is also John G
(DIR) Post #9n3tDV044sPd11Q8ES by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:07:46Z
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@larrydavis @garfiald yeah but his reveal at then end when he walks down the stairs holding an apple is fucking rad
(DIR) Post #9n3tDVPwWf72JHWnZI by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:08:16Z
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@sexybenfranklin @larrydavis every barbossa scene in all 5 movies is fucking rad
(DIR) Post #9n3tQ4LySbo28Yf82C by larrydavis@radical.town
2019-09-18T23:08:49Z
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@sexybenfranklin @garfiald It is but it’s like “oooOOOH SHIT HES BACK!!!!Now wait for the next movie”I was cheesed off leaving the theater
(DIR) Post #9n3tQ4czRLPuzKciYa by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:10:32Z
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@larrydavis @sexybenfranklin its called a trilogy larry... cant believe you would doubt that visionary genius gore verbinski would do anything other than make a brilliantly woven epic tale that could only be told in 3 movies, two of which are like 4 hours long
(DIR) Post #9n3tUE3SKiIBNpyyzQ by Blakely@radical.town
2019-09-18T23:11:17Z
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@garfiald @larrydavis @sexybenfranklin vore vorebinsky
(DIR) Post #9n3tX2iExYIt4iP0iW by BeingandZoe@todon.nl
2019-09-18T23:11:46Z
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@garfiald You hate yourself that much?
(DIR) Post #9n3tXBNIkltzwNfupU by larrydavis@radical.town
2019-09-18T23:09:55Z
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@sexybenfranklin @garfiald Garf whos you’re fav of the Pirate Kings because I like Chow Yun Fat a lot
(DIR) Post #9n3tXBaPy0OUb3oOH2 by sexybenfranklin@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:10:34Z
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@larrydavis @garfiald I know you asked garf but you didn't untag me so I also say Chow Yun Fat
(DIR) Post #9n3tXBm7GVkfBLHjVY by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:11:50Z
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@sexybenfranklin @larrydavis chow yun fats performance is a lot of fun to watch but the character is a bit too racist for me personally i like keith richards (i know hes not a pirate lord, hes cooler)
(DIR) Post #9n3tXxIKaYRmYrickK by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:11:59Z
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@BeingandZoe yup!
(DIR) Post #9n3tZykg8qOZeywWmm by BeingandZoe@todon.nl
2019-09-18T23:12:20Z
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@garfiald touche
(DIR) Post #9n3tcjaIzQhdUKP9rE by larrydavis@radical.town
2019-09-18T23:12:44Z
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@garfiald @sexybenfranklin I fully expected you to go full shitpost mode and say that goober with the super high voice
(DIR) Post #9n3tf08WQBG5OzUScy by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:13:14Z
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@larrydavis @sexybenfranklin yeah that guy rules also but i would rank him below the frenchman
(DIR) Post #9n3th3T90ADQJj7Du4 by larrydavis@radical.town
2019-09-18T23:13:37Z
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@garfiald @sexybenfranklin More like Bore Gerbinski.....
(DIR) Post #9n3tuH7XYaAEQBJY4e by GreenandBlack@sunbeam.city
2019-09-18T23:16:00Z
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@garfiald oh garf why, it's the worst one
(DIR) Post #9n3u0A2AojkQBEbusq by Dayglochainsaw@cryptids.online
2019-09-18T23:16:59Z
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@garfiald honestly what actor doesnt just love hamming it up as a pirate
(DIR) Post #9n3u8EYNtibYVvWhVY by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:18:32Z
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@GreenandBlack yeah turns out it really is
(DIR) Post #9n3uBagk3csc252JPc by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-09-18T23:19:08Z
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@Dayglochainsaw exactly!!! It's a big part of why I love these movies so much and they should make more damn pirate movies
(DIR) Post #9n3ubcgBHHRRjjBecK by Dayglochainsaw@cryptids.online
2019-09-18T23:23:45Z
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@garfiald I unironically love the pirates of the carribean movies because A) pirates B) every single character is The Absolute Most, All Of The Time, and C) they're fun fuckin movies. why aren't there more fun movies