Subj : This could be the most pointless Microsoft Teams meeting update y To : All From : TechnologyDaily Date : Tue Mar 28 2023 16:45:03 This could be the most pointless Microsoft Teams meeting update yet Date: Tue, 28 Mar 2023 15:35:04 +0000 Description: Metaverse avatars in video conferences still look terrible and are ultimately embarrassing, please stop developing them, everyone. FULL STORY ====================================================================== As threatened, animated avatars have been released for Microsoft Teams into public preview, with a general release expected in May 2023. The tech giant revealed in a blog post , that the new avatars for its video conferencing software will animate based on vocal cues and emoji reactions, meaning that the feature will work even for those who only have a headset instead of a webcam . Microsofts pitch for the feature is that appearing all day on camera can be exhausting, and that avatars offer an alternative to the current binary option of video or no video [...] while still allowing you to collaborate effectively. Avatars on Teams Thats kind of them, isnt it? We love choice - except no-one has especially screamed out for an alternative between having a camera on or off, and Im scratching my head as to why this actually exists. Its very clever, the way they pitch it. Represent yourself the way you want - with virtual bindis and hearing aids. Thats well intentioned, but doesnt stop me from thinking 'if I want to represent myself, I actually will, by going on video. But dont just take it from me, a journalist, when an actual human being below-the-line at The Verge has given their opinion: at my company, this is a feature that a total of zero employees would use. I dont have the energy to do the usual sustained yucks of this is embarrassing, or an affront to God, or whatever. The routine about it looking like an early-2002 social MMO. Read more > Microsoft Teams is going to use green screen technology to make your video calls better > Microsoft Teams is adding one of the worst Zoom features > We've also listed the best collaboration tools right now Or the bit about it being a tacit admission by big tech that the actual metaverse is an abstract, a nothing, and that it was always a buzzword and never going to happen. And that what were getting now is the dregs of the idea. If you want that, great: weve dutifully reported on this stuff over and over again , yet no-one in tech ever goes, actually, this is terrible, a callous regard for human life . Heres our list of the best project management software right now Via The Verge ====================================================================== Link to news story: https://www.techradar.com/news/this-could-be-the-most-pointless-microsoft-team s-meeting-update-yet --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A47 (Linux/64) * Origin: tqwNet Technology News (1337:1/100) .