Subj : Figure of speech
To   : All
From : Northern Realms
Date : Thu Dec 22 2022 07:34:38

Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

After writing a speech for class, my daughter asked for input. I listened to
her talk about sexually transmitted diseases, then gave my opinion.
"It's great," I said. "There's one sentence in particular that I like."
"Which one?" she asked.
"The one where you write, 'The only way other than abstinence to be sure that
you will not contract an STD is to remain in a monotonous relationship.'"
--Kelli G.
RD Issue: January 2007

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