Subj : Various Things To : Daryl Stout From : Sean Rima Date : Tue Jan 21 2020 20:25:28 > Sean, >> HAha my granddaughters call me Santa all year :) > Or they want an ATM installed in the house, so they can get additions > to their allowance. LOL, they have access to my wallet :)_ >> I am waiting for the spring. I have started to learn to sail so cannot wait >> the good weather, although saying that will probably jinx it > It'll be turning colder (more seasonal here) the next few days. The > thing is, if the people even see one of the following: > 1) A Snowflake > 2) A Sleet Pellet > 3) A Freezing Raindrop > It's PANIC TIME!! One of the local meterologists issues a GROCERY > STORE WARNING (which might as well be an EMERGENCY), because if you > don't get to the store fast, you won't find: > A) A slice of bread (never mind the whole loaf) > B) A glass of milk (never mind the entire bottle) > C) A mug of beer (never mind the whole bottle) > 4) A sheet of toilet paper (never mind the whole roll). > I guess folks want "milk sandwiches"...and since beer is a diuretic, > they have to use the toilet paper to clean up their genitals afterwards. The last time we got snow here in Ireland, well snow worth talking about, the local shops ran out of bread and milk. Almost worse than Christmas. Sean --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-4 * Origin: TCOB1 online tcob1.duckdns.org telnet 9023 www 9080 (618:500/14) .