Subj : Various Things
To   : SEAN RIMA
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sat Jan 18 2020 11:54:00

Sean,

SR>HAha my granddaughters call me Santa all year :)

  Or they want an ATM installed in the house, so they can get additions
to their allowance. <G>

SR>I am waiting for the spring. I have started to learn to sail so cannot wait 
SR>the good weather, although saying that will probably jinx it

  It'll be turning colder (more seasonal here) the next few days. The
thing is, if the people even see one of the following:

1) A Snowflake
2) A Sleet Pellet
3) A Freezing Raindrop

  It's PANIC TIME!! One of the local meterologists issues a GROCERY
STORE WARNING (which might as well be an EMERGENCY), because if you
don't get to the store fast, you won't find:

A) A slice of bread (never mind the whole loaf)
B) A glass of milk (never mind the entire bottle)
C) A mug of beer (never mind the whole bottle)
4) A sheet of toilet paper (never mind the whole roll).

  I guess folks want "milk sandwiches"...and since beer is a diuretic,
they have to use the toilet paper to clean up their genitals afterwards.
:P

Daryl


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