Subj : DEC Field Service Engineers
To   : All
From : Kurt Weiske
Date : Sun Jul 18 2021 10:41:00

Do you know how a DEC field service engineer changes a flat tire?

He swaps the tires out until he finds the flat one.

Do you know how a DEC field service engineer jump starts a car with a dead 
battery?

He swaps the tires out until he finds the flat one.


.... Wait, this is a *scene*?
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