Subj : Re: Safe Things
To   : Warpslide
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sat Feb 13 2021 16:31:00

Jay,

 DS>   Sadly, many folks have to learn the hard way about "practicing safe
 DS> hex".

 Wa> Speaking of unsafe hex:

 Wa> Sex is like math:
 Wa> Add the bed,
 Wa> Subtract the clothes,
 Wa> Divide the legs,
 Wa> and pray to God you don't Multiply!

 Wa> Or more to my situation:

 Wa> Q: How are math and sex the same?
 Wa> A: I don't get either one.
 
  When the attorney asked the woman of her marital status, she said
"Fair".

  I feel like I'm a "none"...having that since I lost my wife 14 years
ago.

  Or the announcement of Mother Superior of a case of syphillis at the 
convent. To which, a blonde replied "Oh, thank goodness!! I'm so sick of
Chardonnay!!" <G>.

  And, for good measure...one safe humping another...SAFE SEX. <G>

Daryl

.... Sex: A misdemeanor. Da more you miss, Da meaner you get.
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