Subj : Funny To : All From : digimaus Date : Tue Sep 10 2024 20:30:59 My fortune file spit this out today LOL... === ..A master was explaining the nature of the Tao to one of his novices, "The Tao is embodied in all software -- regardless of how insignificant," said the master. .."Is the Tao in a hand-held calculator?" asked the novice. .."It is," came the reply. .."Is the Tao in a video game?" continued the novice. .."It is even in a video game," said the master. .."And is the Tao in the DOS for a personal computer?" ..The master coughed and shifted his position slightly. "The lesson is over for today," he said. ...-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming" === -- digi .... Laugh and the world laughs with you...fart and you stand alone. --- MultiMail/Linux * Origin: Outpost BBS * Johnson City, TN (618:618/1) .