Subj : Good Marriage Advice
To   : Arelor
From : TheCivvie
Date : Wed Mar 16 2022 15:50:07


   Hello Arelor!

15 Mar 22 18:13, you wrote to me:
 >> 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little
 >> beverage, good food a companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go
 >> Fridays.
 >>
 >> 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Dallas, and mine is
 >> in  Austin.
 >>
 >> 3. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary.
 >> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time".  So I suggested the
 >> kitchen.
 >>
 >> 4. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric
 >> bread maker. She sai "There are so many gadgets, and no place to
 >> sit down!".  So I bought her an electric chair.
 >>
 >> 5. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there is
 >> water in the carburetor.  I asked where the car was. She told me,
 >> "in the lake."
 >>
 >> 6. My wife got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the
 >> mud fell off.
 >>
 >> 7. My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for
 >> the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in."

 Ar> Man, your skepticism regarding marriage and sharing your life with a
 Ar> female completely beats mine. My hat off for you.

married and divorced twice. Almost bit the bullet again, but had a lucky escape :) Last divorce, I did myself and it
cost me a 100th of what a lawyer would cost me :)

TheCivvie


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