Subj : Good Marriage Advice
To   : TheCivvie
From : Arelor
Date : Tue Mar 15 2022 18:13:51

  Re: Good Marriage Advice
  By: TheCivvie to All on Tue Mar 15 2022 06:04 pm

 > 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food a
 > companionship. She goes Tuesdays,
 > I go Fridays.
 > 
 > 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Dallas, and mine is in  Austin.
 > 
 > 3. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't
 > been in a long time".  So I
 > suggested the kitchen.
 > 
 > 4. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. She sai
 > "There are so many gadgets, and
 > no place to sit down!".  So I bought her an electric chair.
 > 
 > 5. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there is water in the
 > carburetor.  I asked where the car was.
 > She told me, "in the lake."
 > 
 > 6. My wife got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
 > 
 > 7. My wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
 > The driver said, "No, jump in."

Man, your skepticism regarding marriage and sharing your life with a female completely
 beats mine. My hat off for you.

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