Subj : looking at getting Nomad
To   : Arelor
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Tue Mar 02 2021 21:55:00

 Ar> Telemarketers are specially sucky when they call phones that are
 Ar> supposed to be used as emergency lines, because they hog the line. You
 Ar> have to hang asap.

  I've heard of 2 ways to get rid of them...when you answer the phone.

1) Able's Abortion Agency -- you rape 'em, we scrape 'em, no fetus can 
beat us.

2) Lieutent Johnson -- phone line fraud division. This conversation is 
being recorded.

  In both cases, <CLICK!>.

  A former Sysop (he died of brain cancer awhile back) was about to
"get intimate and frisky" with his wife, and one of these calls came
in. Not to waste a good lovemaking session, they pulled out all the
stops, and it sounded like a very hot porn line.

  The telemarketer was so embarrassed, that he hung up. <G>

Daryl

.... Did you hear about the woman who backed into a fan? Disaster!
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