Subj : Re: Power outage
To   : Warpslide
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Fri Feb 26 2021 12:43:00

Jay,

 DS> The only golf I do now is with a game on the BBS.

 Wa> The only other golf I've done other than "mini" was on the Wii...  ;)

  Yeah, I've heard of bowling on the Wii, but not golf.

 Wa> ... Dachshunds are really small crocodiles with fur.

  That is so true.

  There is a joke that years ago, a US president got into a
duel with an enemy country's leader, over who had the biggest 
and meanest animal. They were given money to create this 
creature, with the angriest disposition....and the loser would 
have to pay big bucks to the winner.

  Well, the enemy brought in this huge creature...think Bigfoot,
the Lochness Monster, etc., all madly on steroids.

  The US brought in this long dachshund. 

  Well, they put the two in for battle, and the dachshund
killed and devoured the huge monster.

  The enemy wanted to know what they did...and the US president
grinned, saying "we got an angry alligator and crocodile
combined, and disguised him as a dachsund". <G>

Daryl

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