Subj : Re: Side Effects Of This
To   : Nick Andre
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Fri Feb 05 2021 16:00:00

Nick,

 NA> Canada has/had a chain of home-improvement stores called Beaver Lumber.

 NA> Many Newfoundlanders thought it was a porn shop and went out and bought
 NA> belt-sanders for their wives, thinking they were vibrators.

 NA> "Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Does that turn you on honey?
 NA> Ehhhhhhhhhhh!"

  Today, the heart is the pit of the emotions. But, at one time, it was the
kidneys. And, in Shakespeare's Day, as in The Old Testament Biblical Times,
the bowels were the pit of the emotions!!

  "You really move me, honey"...must be a crappy relationship. :P

  But, when Romeo first saw Juliet, he said "I was filled with compassion,
and my bowels were moved". It sounds like he saw a pretty girl, and pooped
his pants. :P

Daryl

.... Have any Grey Poupon? No, you got bird poop on your windshield.
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