Subj : Re: Any news about Sean? To : Bob Roberts From : Daryl Stout Date : Wed Jan 20 2021 10:43:00 Bob, BR> Thats great man! I'm glad you'll be able to get a replacement car. It BR> sucks not having transportation. Nowadays, you have to have transportation to get around. It's not like years ago, in a small country town, where you could walk, or ride a bike everywhere. And, that reminds me of a joke. :) Two preachers of different churches of this small country town were having lunch, and one was depressed. He was afraid there was a thief in his church, as the bicycle he used to get around town, had been stolen...and he didn't know what to do. His fellow pastor told him to "preach a sermon on The 10 Commandments". He added "When you get to 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', the spirit of conviction will fall so heavily on the perpetrator, that they'll confess to the crime, and you'll have your bike back". Well, the next week, the 2 met again for lunch, and the one who did what his fellow pastor had advised lamented "it didn't go quite like he had planned". He said "I never made it to 'Thou Shalt Not Steal'. When I got to 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', I remembered where I had left the bicycle!!" . There was another case where this preacher thought someone in his congregration had said he was a member of the Ku Klux Klan. He said "I demand that the person who committed this egregious sin, confess and repent before the congregation". After several minutes, this petit blonde female stood up, with tears in her eyes, and said "Preacher, I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I said 'You were a great master under the sheets!!". The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the entire church erupted in raucous laughter. If you can't laugh at either of these, as the late Jerry Clower noted, "You need to look in the mirror, and see what everyone else has been laughing at all these years". Daryl .... What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?? === MultiMail/Win v0.52 --- SBBSecho 3.11-Win32 * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - tbolt.synchro.net (618:250/33) .