Subj : Too Much
To   : All
From : Shitty
Date : Wed May 26 2021 18:26:23

I started replying to Cyberpope's previous message but decided to start a new
thread because I was going totally off-topic...

Too much internet is a lack of discipline. I used to work as a security guard
on the graveyard shift. They had me in the most boring places imaginable,
where my job was to stand like a statue.

Standing like a statue is boring! But I wasn't allowed to play with my phone
or read a book, and I didn't have other people to socialize with. So what did
I do to pass the time?

I'd daydream (at night) about my BBS: "Hmm, what can I do to my BBS that would
be cool as hell?" I'd ask myself. Then I'd come up with ideas like "Let's make
it all lightbar shit from top to bottom!" or maybe I'd think of something
hilarious to add to some other sysop's oneliners.

By the time I got home from work, I'd have a million ideas to hack away at. I
always drank beer early in the morning (right after work) and got kinda wasted
in front of the computer. One day I thought of what I thought would be a funny
onliner: "Jas Hud is a super SPREADER!" hahaha, I'm still laughing at my own
joke. I posted that on d1stortion's oneliners and only assume Jas Hud read it
and was like "yea, I'm totally a super spreader!"

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