Subj : Re: Todays Safety Tip
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Sat Mar 26 2022 14:06:00

Barry,


 DS>   The rednecks use a deal of Jiffy Pop popcorn on the wall. <G>

 BM> ANd don't have to worry about batteries!

  This is true.

 DS>   With washing the mouth out with soap, or a butt spanking.

 BM> Guy in the Meat Department prefers a Butt Roast.

  If you are what you eat, why do some people prefer rump roast??

 DS>   Never mind house fire and dalmation. <G>

 BM> <groan!>

  The beauty of the pun is in the groan of the recipient. :)

Daryl

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