Subj : Todays Safety Tip
To   : Daryl Stout
From : Barry Martin
Date : Wed Mar 23 2022 06:58:00


Hi Daryl!

 BM> Right: have the right tool for the job (just this tool one hopes to
 BM> never use!).   Also a smoke detector.
 DS>   The rednecks use a deal of Jiffy Pop popcorn on the wall. <G>

ANd don't have to worry about batteries!



 DS>   With washing the mouth out with soap, or a butt spanking.

Guy in the Meat Department prefers a Butt Roast.



 DS>   A blonde's house is on fire, but she doesn't know her address.
 DS> When asked how the fire department would get to her house, she
 DS> replied "DUH!! Big Red Truck!!" <G>
 BM> And bring the doggie!
 DS>   Never mind house fire and dalmation. <G>
 

<groan!>

 
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