Subj : Re: Todays Safety Tip
To   : Barry Martin
From : Daryl Stout
Date : Mon Mar 21 2022 07:14:00

Barry,

 BM> Right: have the right tool for the job (just this tool one hopes to
 BM> never use!).   Also a smoke detector.

  The rednecks use a deal of Jiffy Pop popcorn on the wall. <G>

 DS>   Is Defib when you're telling the truth?? :P

 BM> No: it's what parents do to a lying child.

  With washing the mouth out with soap, or a butt spanking.

 DS>   You can stop a gas leak with one finger. :P

 BM> <Considering source>  Well, most!

  Not after you slammed the finger in the car door. If my urologist did
that on the day of the prostate check, I'd want to reschedule.

 DS>   A blonde's house is on fire, but she doesn't know her address.
 DS> When asked how the fire department would get to her house, she
 DS> replied "DUH!! Big Red Truck!!" <G>

 BM> And bring the doggie!

  Never mind house fire and dalmation. <G>

Daryl

.... Velcro - what a rip off!
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