Subj : Other Ham Radio News To : Daryl Stout From : Barry Martin Date : Mon Nov 15 2021 06:57:00 Hi Daryl! DS> Unless you're Jimmy Durante, with a huge olfactory schnozola. BM> The better to when playing hide and go seek sniff out Bob Hope! DS> Or Jack Benny sniffing out greenbacks...he really was a frugal DS> cheapskate...and he was always 39. Sure: reuse the number-shaped birthday candles each year, though they burned after they burned down a while it looked like we're not quite sure what. BM> Some people find them unconfortable. DS> Some folks (especially women) look like they were melted and DS> poured into their clothing. I'd think if they pooted, they'd blow DS> a hole in them!! BM> Oh! Horrible visual! Shapely woman wearing a skin-tight dress of a BM> stretchy material -- suddenly see the dress expand and hear a squeeky BM> whistling! DS> There was one meme of a woman, with her neck pillows around her DS> hips. But, her walking moved them to her butt cheeks, and DS> well.... Modelled after the Kardashians? DS> My late parents drank coffee, but I never acquired a taste for DS> it. With the caffeine issues, I've sworn off tea and chocolate DS> (including candy). BM> If it doesn't taste good to you it doesn't taste good no matter what BM> others think! As for tea and chocolate, some teas do have more BM> caffeine than coffee. Not recalling caffeine content of chocolate.... BM> I was thinking 'kidney stones!' when you mentioned tea and cholcolate. DS> That's because of the oxylates...but it was the caffeine that DS> sent my heart racing. And I thought it was that woman with the neck pillows! BM> I'm more like the cannibal (they got a bad rap for eating BM> missionaries!) and prefer medium-rare. (Or as Fred Mertz said in the BM> seance scene: "Well done, Medium Rayah!" DS> Wasn't he one of the characters in "I Love Lucy"?? BM> He was a character all right! DS> Her Vitameda Vegemin was a deal from Red Skelton's Guzzlers DS> Gin, and it became more popular than his routine. Timing and delivery, same as with the song "I Will Always Love You" 'everybody' thinks it was created by Whitney Houston, really by Dolly Parton. DS> That means my puns were good. BM> Too bad they weren't excellent! DS> Spoiled sport. Better than being rotten to the core! ¯ BarryMartin3@ ® ¯ @MyMetronet.NET ® .... Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. --- MultiMail/Win32 v0.47 þ wcECHO 4.2 ÷ ILink: The Safe BBS þ Bettendorf, IA --- QScan/PCB v1.20a / 01-0462 * Origin: ILink: CFBBS | cfbbs.no-ip.com | 856-933-7096 (454:1/1) .